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 | STEP SISTERS - |
 | SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES - How did we live without them? |
 | IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck. |
 | SEX - |
 | CUBAN WOMEN - |
 | PHONE SEX - |
 | THE FENCE - Wanna Jump It ? |
 | DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women! |
 | TWO HEADED - Eight Legged Double Decker Dog! |
 | HEY, ZATANNA... - "Why don't we give these geeks a massive coronary?" "Sure. What did you have in mind?" "Two words: MOTOR BOAT." |
 | SEX ADDICTION - |
 | YOU GO AHEAD... - No one's looking. Speaking of no one's looking... |
 | LIBRARIANS - |
 | OPTICAL ILLUSIONS - A visually perceived image that is deceptive or misleading. |
 | REPUBLICA DEPORTIVA - |
 | SITTING ON THE TOILET - She figured out how to make it hot |
 | EPIC MESH - With epic ass too! |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | WHERE'S CUBBYBEAR? - He's missed his last ten 2:30 floggings. If this keeps up, I'm going to look for someone new to be my "whipping boy". |
 | NIPPLES - |
 | EXERCISE - Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse! |
 | STROBE LIGHT SEX - Going at it so hard that you keep activating the Clapper. |
 | LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem |
 | CINDERELLA - |
 | BIKINI - |
 | HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? - A Brunette Power Girl....Hmmmmmm! I never noticed her hair before |
 | SEXISM - hilarious and well deserved. |
 | UHHHH.... - I don't know what it is, but I wanna fuck it! |
 | PATRIOTISM - I wanna kiss the flag. |
 | SEX-RELIGION - |
 | EPIC CLEAVAGE - |
 | LOOKIN' SEXY - Hopefully they'll ignore the puddle between your legs |
 | 4TH OF JULY - |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | OBVIOUS - |
 | PHILOSOPHY - |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | PILLOWS - |
 | COUGARS - |
 | EVOLUTION - Oh yeah! Daddy's a BIG Darwin fan |
 | PRETTY CASINO DEALERS - |
 | OPERA - |
 | T-SHIRT - |
 | CRABS - |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | LITTLE BO PEEP - |
 | REALITY - |
 | WEDDINGS - |
 | PROPOSAL - |
 | IF YOU ANSWERED "TRUE" TO 5 OR MORE QUESTIONS . . . - . . . you might be a redneck |
 | SEXUAL ACTIVITIES - |
 | HER BUTTON - says Anti-Sex League, but her eyes say Hello! |
 | CAR WASH - |
 | PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team. |
 | LIFE - |
 | SUCCESS - |
 | COSPLAY - |
 | PHONE SEX - |
 | SEX APPEAL - "Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." ~Sophia Loren~ |
 | SAFE SEX - So you'll never look down and see chocolate chips on your snickerdoodle |
 | I WONDER... - Just how many of the judges would I have to blow in order to be named Miss Congeniality? |
 | SEXUAL DIFFERENCES - They exist in the mind. |
 | HONEY PLEASE - Those boots with that helmet? |
 | PHOTOGRAPHER - |
 | TANNING - |
 | SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA. - Just when gay rights were starting to make progress in mainstream society. |
 | WHITE WOMEN - Like pancakes, better when golden brown |
 | EXPERIENCE - |
 | MOTIFAKE SEXISM - Can even be found on Facebook!!!!TAGS: chauvenist sexism religion bible patriarchy facebook Rating: 3.47/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | DOMINANCE - |
 | DOUBT - |
 | DUDE! - |
 | CUTEY HONEY - The ORIGINAL Transformer!TAGS: cutie cutey honey anime manga magical girl girls transformer android superheroine heroine sexy Rating: 3.45/5 More motifakes by jalford |
 | A NEW ADDITION - To The Brag Book |
 | BEER HOLDER - |
 | PANCAKES - |
 | SEX-ED - Never mind the birds and the bees, it's all about eggs, bacon and syrup! |
 | SEXUAL BOUNDARIES - |
 | DROOPY - |
 | BIRTHDAY - |
 | SEXY NUN - Can't wait to get into the "habit." |
 | DETERMINATION - |
 | FRIENDS - |
 | CLASSIC COMICS - Ok... maybe not that classic...but a damn sexy cover |
 | WORDS TO LIVE BY - |
 | WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY... - |
 | SEXUAL EVOLUTION - where do you fit in? |
 | FELLATIO - |
 | IMAGINATION - |
 | SOCCER FANS - |
 | 50 REASONS TO HAVE SEX? - This list must have been made by a women, men don't need reasons. |
 | GOOD DNA - |
 | DITA VON TEESE - Real Woman, Real Erotic, Real Class, Real Sex Appeal...... Real Bad Taste in Men. |
 | BATTLESHIP - |
 | LESBIAN SEX - |
 | EYES - |
 | PERFECT - Just f-ing perfect!!! |
 | NOT GOOD - Shitting bricks while getting a blowjob |
 | PIKACHU?!? - Damn, I've been spending WAY too much time alone playing Pokemon... |
 | HOT SEX - |
 | THE POLE - Outdoor Training Day |
 | SKILL - |
 | CENSORSHIP - Photoshop it all you want, I know there's naked people under those clothes. Oh shit, I just had an epiphany... How will I EVER stop masturbating now?TAGS: photoship masturbation masturbating photpshopped girls naked sex Rating: 3.36/5 More motifakes by aPauling |
 | ANAL SEX - and then I told him...but I poop from there! |
 | CHOKING THE CHICKEN, A MUCH SAFER KIND OF SEX... - |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | BUBBLE BATH - |
 | SEXY VALENTINE MESSAGE - She cannot spell "Penis", even though it was just on the tip of her tongue |
 | CHILD ABUSE - Programming children to hate people they don't know with words and concepts they don't understand. |
 | MEANWHILE... - The Democrats were patiently waiting for the arrival of the male strippers... |
 | HOMOSEXUAL - Apparently about 1 person in 10 is homosexual. Also around 1 person in 10 uses an Apple Mac. Coincidence ? |
 | CENTRAL CONNECTICUT - Number one volleyball team in the nation. And it isn't close. |
 | WILE E. COYOTE - When it comes to talking dirty, his silence speaks volumes. |
 | BORED HOUSE WIVES AND PHOTOSHOP - |
 | SEX - |
 | RAPE - its just surprise sex SURPRISE |
 | LANDSCAPE - |
 | SUMMERTIME - |
 | POKER - |
 | FRIENDS - |
 | "SEX STUDY" RESULTS - They're conclusive & irrefutable. |
 | SEX - |
 | MISS POLAND - |
 | DATE NIGHT - |
 | PILLOW FIGHTS - They never get old |
 | ART - |
 | CAR WASH - |
 | INTERPRETATION - Does anyone else see that our Government is represented by a penis ramming a super goatse?TAGS: penis government goatse sex vagina democrat republican Rating: 3.31/5 More motifakes by BuZZbomb |
 | SEXY LENA - Welcome to Motifake! Nice to meet you |
 | TINKERBELL - "My happiest thought, that allows me to fly, is of Tinkerbell naked, and she's sucking me dry..." ~Anonymous~ |
 | LADY GAGA - |
 | LIFE - |
 | SEXY - Nothing says sexy like a black bra, lots of cleavage, and a dead grampa |
 | SOCK PUPPETS - They love to get fisted! |
 | PANSEXUALISM - The third guy is fucking with the clothes. |
 | LOGICAL - "Wanting is more pleasurable than having" (Vulcanian Proverb) |
 | SEXUAL FANTASY - You're doing it wrong. |
 | SEAT BELTS - Being sexy can be dangerous, you could get rear-ended anytime |
 | GRILLED CHEESE GOGGLES - |
 | OOPS! - |
 | COSPLAY - |
 | REALITY - |
 | SPORT - |
 | VEIL - |
 | ORAL SEX - It always ends up on the face |
 | PERSONAL TRAINERS - Can give you a great work-out |
 | HOMO SEX - Pinky thinks it's great. |
 | BARTENDER - |
 | THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix. |
 | SOLID SNAKE - He's named after a penis for a reason. |
 | SEX ED - It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. |
 | ABRA CADABRA - Mom? Can I have a Magician at my birthday party this year instead of a clown? |
 | SEX - Guess who just got some ?? |
 | WOMEN - Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) |
 | FUTURE HOMOSEXUALS - |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | SEX SYMBOL - Jayne Mansfield... She did it RIGHT! |
 | BEST OF MOMENTS - |
 | AWARENESS - |
 | BLUNT HONESTY - |