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Query tags with term: she


DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'




THATS JUST SILLY -




ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...




SHENANIGANS - Ours are cheeky and fun.




OTHELLO -




WISHES -




HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.




WIFE'S FIRST HUNT -




JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.


TAGS: jew kosher ninja b****
Rating: 2.84/5


DUDE - They wanted you to do it.




Love, Dishes -




Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.




DISHWASHER -




MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.




CAUTION THROWN TO THE WIND - CAN 'T YOU READ??




MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - See, she cleaned your jar for you... And turned on your night light... Sweet dreams, my darling.




OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!




LONGEVITY -




NOT GUINESS THOUGH -




HUMANITY -




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