Query tags with term: she
Love, Dishes -
LAST CHRISTMAS - I gave my mother-in-law a coffin. The next year I didn't give her anything. She asked why and I said "you didn't use last year's present."
SHEENFACE - "From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls." Charlie Sheen
DRUG SHEEN -
THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly
DISHES - THEY DON'T DO THEMSELVES -
I met my soulmate she didn't. -
SHENANIGANS - Ours are cheeky and fun.
18, 19, 20, 21, 22.... -
WIFE'S FIRST HUNT -
I'VE NEVER WATCHED BADMINTON BEFORE -
HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.
CAUTION THROWN TO THE WIND - CAN 'T YOU READ??
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.
DUDE - They wanted you to do it.
Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.
OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!
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