Query tags with term: she
DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'
THATS JUST SILLY -
ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...
SHENANIGANS - Ours are cheeky and fun.
HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.
WIFE'S FIRST HUNT -
JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.
DUDE - They wanted you to do it.
Love, Dishes -
Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.
CAUTION THROWN TO THE WIND - CAN 'T YOU READ??
MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - See, she cleaned your jar for you... And turned on your night light... Sweet dreams, my darling.
OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!
NOT GUINESS THOUGH -
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