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Sick Demotivational Poster





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knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty

HER MAJESTY HAS ARRIVED - Please stand for The Burger Queen!

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Cloudchaser - February 10, 2010, 10:06 am
I remember seeing a couple both of whom were about that big on similar scooters in a Wendy's drive-thru

TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..

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motifayk - September 1, 2011, 3:24 am
hmmmm.... :)
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 5:31 pm
OK, Move along. discussion belongs in forums or PMs
motifayk - August 30, 2011, 1:07 pm
I don't know about that. I have never seen proud atheists or believers, by definition of believing believers can't be proud! I think it is conviction. Believers are so as they can't see any other way, atheists argue because they can't figure out why? LOL
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:30 am
I think it's pride is what does it. Some people just can't handle not being believed when they think they're right.
motifayk - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
Very counterproductive. I don't know if there is God, but I don't see the effects of one. The hard time believers give unbelievers is making me more of an atheist. After all that sweet talk about unconditional love, they go harassing and swearing....
CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 1:14 am
I believe there is a god, but I don't like it religious people give a hard time to unbelievers. That's counterproductive.
crankyhead - August 28, 2011, 4:38 am
motifayk - August 28, 2011, 1:57 am
Yeah! Nero has been round attached to 666 in various ways... After all I am called the satan in many religions for supporting atheistic ideals...
CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 1:00 am
Glad you like :-) Looking back, I could have also said 140nero. Some say that's who John was referring to because the numbers represented by the letters of his full name adds up to 666
motifayk - August 27, 2011, 6:38 am
Great! ha ha
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:46 am
The last 3 numbers of the post number is 666
motifayk - August 26, 2011, 11:27 am
Post # 140?!
CloudchaserS - August 26, 2011, 10:32 am
Post number 140MarkOfTheBeast

PRESENTEEISM - Because misery loves company.

dear abe -

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


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CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
nice one dude... well played
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 11:07 pm
That's h**. 5.

Awry -

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:19 pm
Choked on coffee! LOL! Very true! There is no cure! 5 L
Sho - May 18, 2013, 7:54 am

Calling In Sick -

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MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:18 am
Thanks Renza!
SLOHAND62 - May 2, 2013, 8:20 pm
ROFL I love it!! I'll try that tomorrow morning. 5 LAUGHS
Renza - May 2, 2013, 8:50 am
This is awesome miss priss


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rerun - August 31, 2012, 7:59 pm

I would hate to think a kid was denied for that reason. The people who benefit from this group don't care where the money comes from. I know my brother & his family didn't, they just needed time away from the hospital, chemo, needles, & pain.
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 5:39 pm
If I was a dying 13 year old, my wish would be for some nookie, without my parents' knowledge! I doubt they accommodate that kind of wish, but why not?
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2012, 11:51 pm
So do I, though I can't stand it when they're like "Sorry, Timmy, no wish for you, we were offered money that we could have used to make it happen, but we turned it down because it was raised by a strip club or other business whose morals we don't like."
rerun - August 27, 2012, 4:29 pm

I fully support the Make A Wish foundation, wonderful people that I hope nobody ever needs to call on.


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R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:13 am
That's amsome! Sorry Sick, I love that song! :)~
sickartist - April 21, 2010, 8:31 am
If he'd asked for "Wild Fire" I'd have killed myself. 5L
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 5:07 am
PMSL - Absolute classic - straight to the Hall of Fame. 5L's

I'm Not Sick -

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MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:28 pm
Was thinkin' of ya when I made it sis...thinkin' of ya!
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 8:05 pm
Nice take on an old favorite joke, Prissy! Still makes me laugh! 5 LOL lions!
MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:44 pm
thanks 'cern ya sick bastrad...teehee!
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:45 am
excellent a 5er


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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:16 pm
lol... I don't believe ya

UGH!!! - You didn't tell me I was raw!!!

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:49 pm
Picture = 5L potential... Caption and text = well... less than that. still made me giggle, so 4L

MR. M -

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starryn8t - December 27, 2011, 5:05 am
LoL I love it.
caveman - December 27, 2011, 4:36 am
If you can't read it the sign says " offer but *** in exchange for life" "Masturbate furiosly" and "Use midget as shield"

SICK APPLIANCES - Yeah, the dryer has diarrhea and you should see what the toilet is throwing up!


-50c and beyond -

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:47 pm
Ah... the hangover cometh, came and looks like it's happy to remain...BAHAHA...shh...teehee.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:40 pm
Whatever it is, put it on my forehead.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:10 pm
Jack? Frost? Come on over and I'll make ya some h** cocoa! Do you like yours frozen or similar to the texture of a Slurpee?
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 12:57 pm
Cold sh**, Missy. Timberline Lodge never looked so sinister. Neither did Jack.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 10:23 am
It so cold here that I'd been happy with 1 warm L...thanks mao.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2014, 8:14 am
Love It 5 Cold L'S

a rare look -


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lgvernon - October 17, 2013, 1:29 pm

I feel the same way about people who send their kids to school sick. I understand. Some people just don't have child care, but man it's frustrating seeing a sick kid trying to cope at school when he should be home in bed. 30 more sick kids soon, too.
GaryO - October 17, 2013, 8:22 am
Perfection. 5 Loogies
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 11:19 pm

My whole family is recovering from a whopping case of stomach flu...
chickenlittle - October 16, 2013, 11:12 pm
haha, love it! :D


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Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:51 am
Very good anything! 5L
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:05 am
5L - Tokin, you certainly have put on a motifake poster exhibition yourself.
Anything - April 14, 2010, 10:49 pm
what lies behind us + what lies before us = at least 2 of em' , no ?
TokinFire - April 14, 2010, 10:00 pm
"What lies behind us and what lies before us IS nowhere near as fatal....." Man, learn to conjugate, yo.
rerun - April 14, 2010, 9:55 pm

dark and deep. love it


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Feasibly - June 2, 2011, 6:11 pm
I 5mirked out loud!


SUMMER JOBS - Bless his heart, Sick tried so hard but....

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:22 am
The trick was not to charge for ice cream, but rather to trade them for Polaroids of the kids' moms. Not profitable monetarily, but quite enriching in other ways.

HUMAN BARBIES - You Can Kiss the Doll, But the Doll Ain't Kissin' Back.

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Swampfox - November 23, 2012, 8:13 am
All of your questions can be answered here. https://www.realdoll.com/
GaryO - November 23, 2012, 6:27 am
Not that I want one for myself, but my friend would like to know where he could get one of these…and are there other things they don’t do back…like talk?....are straps optional?....he’ll have more questions, I’m sure
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2012, 4:20 am
It REALLY is. Can you imagine these are the ones that AREN'T strapped down in a padded cell?
PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:27 am
Kinda creepy actually.

MAYBE - If you werent a hypochondriac this could have been avoided

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thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:57 am
Sleep well, sir. :)
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:56 am
I always felt obligated to stay the hell away. There was no arguing with him, I could see that from the start.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:56 am
I have to crash.....It's been fun being a disrespectful a**wipe towards you........Seriously.....you're OK by me TOC.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:52 am
I had about 3 days before I felt morally obligated to tell WTFO to GTFO and Die in a pile of his own vomit.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:51 am

I joined 1st day.....have "lurked" at times and gone weeks without adding anything to site.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:50 am
Everybody starts as a lurker. I lurked here for at least a month before I joined in the fun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Like I said "1 step away" Trolls always start as Lurkers.......It's the natural way of things.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:48 am
Hi rerun!
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:46 am
How is it trolling if you don't do anything? It's not near the level of peeping tom! LoL It's reading people's opinions.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:44 am

wow, go away to shower and miss a lot.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:44 am
Lurking is interesting?....It's one step from trolling.....Or A restraining order in Random's case.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:41 am
It's interesting sometimes, really.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:33 am
You and MrRandom should hook up.........Vultures!
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:31 am
I joined... I'm always hidden. And I never comment. Or vote... I just observe. :S I'm creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:29 am
Why must you taunt me TOC? I voted you best mom and ***iest motifaker.....where's the love?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:27 am
NO...Just NO....I refuse to visit politifake.com....I love you Mr.M....But I love my self respect more.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:25 am
You could go visit him... XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:23 am
I thank Jeebus every day for that.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:22 am
Well, he's not here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:21 am
OD is "rough around the edges" WTFO is a cancerous b***hole filled with hatred and racism. Not quite the same thing.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:19 am
You just have to know how to talk to certain people... They're both a little rough around the edges.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Mods need to be levelheaded....even when it pains them....It really bothered me to take WTFO's side against him. I f***ing HATE WTFO.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:15 am
Er... Yes, sometimes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:12 am
I find him to be mean sometimes.....and not in a funny way. But that's just me.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:11 am
He's awesome! His sense of humor is very dark and dry, though. Lotsa people don't get it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:09 am
Heh heh heh.....you took the words right out of my mouth.....that guy has issues.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 10:05 am
Douchebags need love too. :( I think that's why EGD's so angry all the time. :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 10:03 am
Don't be sad....she's had 7 years to learn to loathe me....and rightfully so..........(I'm kinda a douche, if you haven't noticed)
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:59 am
Awwww... :( Now I'm sad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:58 am
Mrs. Mooooo doesn't like me much anyways....so, no big deal.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:57 am
Ah! That does suck. :( Well, the anniversary thing... I'm not a big drinker, so I don't have much against bein sober...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:55 am
Hah!.......I was stone sober last night. (I had to work).....today is my anniversary......and I have to work....life sucks.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:54 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, when have you NOT been drinking? :P They were just utterly unsuited to each other. LoL And thanx rerun, I AM pretty amsome. :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:53 am
And I'm a horrible person.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:51 am
Why? Were they cousins?.......forgive me, I've been drinking.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:51 am

not for us to say, glad you were a result of bad situation.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:50 am
Not daddy issues... My parents had no business being married.. LoL
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:48 am

sorry TOC, I know he was invited, but he had the mumps on that special of special days and was not able to make it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:48 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
That's a bonus.........I sense daddy issues.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
Dude also totally avoided my parents' marriage. That was prolly a bonus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:47 am
Cyndi Lauper.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:46 am

and Hair Bands
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:41 am
And Wham.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 9:39 am

he missed the best band of the 80's...Milli Vanilli
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2010, 9:30 am
He had 75 good years.......what's to complain about?........he also missed the 80's, Lucky bastard.
thatonechick - January 1, 2010, 9:14 am
I really like this one, btw.

DATING BULIMIC'S - Can't you at least wait until we get home?

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THE FAMILY ALBUM - this photo of Grandpa Sick explains a lot

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 12:06 am
Kinda looks like Crispin Glover.
ICEMAN - June 4, 2010, 4:04 pm
I can see the resemblance. 5L


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autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:46 pm
Hey! Who said you could use my High School pics? Nice one!

AN ARTIST'S TORTURED SOUL - Misunderstood, ridiculed, belittled. All they want is to see you caper and dance. Bastards all...

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Chompers - June 23, 2010, 7:42 am
I'm not so much tortured as the torturer
sickartist - June 23, 2010, 6:29 am
Genius is pain 5L
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:22 am
Too soon.


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HOLY MACKEREL - "Thar she blows, Matey."

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boston - August 4, 2012, 1:25 pm



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5150monkeylove - May 31, 2013, 10:24 pm
I browsed shivers and have been eyeballing another's dark work. I kind of liked the raw and sick feeling I get in my gut on some of them. So I searched for images of my worst fear. (despite dealing with them at work every now and then)a hand soap ad won
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:56 pm

fla5hbacks from all the hard stuff you did back in grade school no doubt
GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:22 am

nonsensical nonsense #8 -


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spacedog - October 18, 2013, 5:49 pm
HA! Way to go LG! 5 ...um...months?
lgvernon - October 18, 2013, 11:44 am

Bite your tongue!~ NO!~
falloutghoul - October 18, 2013, 7:57 am

There There -

The 5 Symptom's Of Laziness -

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thank you :)
Oldsod - August 12, 2014, 6:01 pm
Now that I've stopped laughing...5d and faved. Into the Classroom file this goes...
Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. :)
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:32 am
Badda boom. Nice trifecta, GB.


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mariand - February 2, 2013, 11:18 am
hehehe...good idea...not that I encourage laziness ;)


DIARRHEA - It even strikes the famous, too...without warning!

Public Displays of Affection -




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sickartist - June 5, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL My head is shaved so take your best guess.


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Sho - January 15, 2013, 7:02 pm
Thank you. And please, feel free to join me :D
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 2:07 pm
You have completely covered my need for dark side humor. Either you are very clever or very dangerous. LOL. Perhaps, cleverly dangerous. Keep up the great work.5

WHEN YOU'RE SICK. - It's Like Being Out Side, Looking Through The Window !

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mariand - February 1, 2012, 4:47 pm
lol... yeah, you're right
maoworks2 - January 31, 2012, 3:04 pm
No It's Maoworks2.
mariand - January 31, 2012, 3:02 pm
Let me guess... this is you ;)

AT THE CARNIVAL OF MOTIFAKE - We have doorkeepers to repel the unwanted. And to scare the bejesus out of those of us who are AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!

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SICKARTIST - There's no retirement for an artist, it's your way of living so there's no end to it.

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'Armies' -

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SICKARTIST - Don't judge him for the way he is now. The kids party business wasn't kind to him

FLEETING THOUGHT - The last light she saw as the silk covered her eyes, She felt the cold hands on her body and hot breath on her neck, I really thought Match.com was different!

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SICKARTIST - We know where you live. We did our part. Now close the curtains when you fap.

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R.S.Jake - January 14, 2010, 5:51 pm
It's all good, granola is better when it's a little moist anyways. Oh look an apple chunk!
pieman - January 14, 2010, 5:49 pm
Sorry Jake. I try to stick to the tasteless humor. Never made anyone throw up before.
R.S.Jake - January 14, 2010, 5:44 pm
I was eating a granola bar when I read pieman's comment, and threw-up what I had just eaten! :(
pieman - January 14, 2010, 5:33 pm
Yes it will. I won't be distracted by all the sh*t in your living room when I am trying to watch.
sickartist - January 14, 2010, 4:44 pm
Curtains won't help if I do it on the porch.


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FLU BUG - You can feel it coming from 45 feet away, you KNOW it's gonna hurt, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it.

PRE-OILED TUNA - For your convenience.., because at BP we really care... Instead of cooking, shouldn't you be spending time with your family at the beach..?? Whoops.., hang on a minute....!!

A LAUGH - is a smile that bursts

Under the Weather -

Dark Ponderings -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 15, 2015, 3:48 pm
Oh, yeah. We have those unique individuals as well. Each Walmart comes with them.
mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:31 pm
You could die laughing at all the 'people of Walmart' while you're at it! The one nearest me, is full of unique individuals with their own original way of dressing! LOL! 5L, You old cynic!

If you dare -

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 1:35 pm
Aaa-WOOOOOO! werewolves of London....
Greeny - January 23, 2016, 11:56 pm
reminds me of Lon Cheney

Fatherly wisdom -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 12, 2014, 9:53 pm
Especially in California. Oh, brother! Everyone here is such a hypochondriac I can't get a rare steak anymore. They burn it so much that charcoal is more moist and tender than the meat :'(
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 12:13 am
Sorry to correct you there crotchety....the meat is shyt! Seems nobody remembers how to make real hamburger anymore.