Tagged with: sign
 | FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't |
 | UM, CHARLOTTE... - What does "ROTFLMFAO! C YA IN A BLT ASAP!" mean? One of those douchebag ducks texted me on my Blackberry. |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions. |
 | PARANOIA - Because you know next to nothing about how your IT dept. works, it took weeks before you checked to find that Naughtyfake isn't blocked. Now if only that damn janitor would stop walking around... |
 | MUSICIAN - It hurts to say this, but let's face it: Things got so weird at one point, that he had to DIE in order for us to remember that he actually was one. |
 | MY FIRST TIME - ...is symbolized in this photo. My hands were shaking nervously, I was still wearing pants, she pulled something, and the skeet shooting commenced. |
 | DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace. |
 | AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey. |
 | ROAD SIGNS - |
 | BEER PONG SIGNUP SHEETS - It starts out so civilized |
 | DIGNITY - I'm unsure of whom has less of it in this picture |
 | WARNING SIGNS - |
 | FIRST OF ALL - Buy a new Sharpie. |
 | TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one. |
 | REALITY - Damn! Whatever the neighbors are cooking smells delicious! Hmm... I wonder who the hell KC Masterpiece is, though. Wait a minute... Mom? |
 | TOP TEN SIGNS - Your Amish teenager is rebelling |
 | PIER PRESSURE - The Johnsons from next door went last summer and won't shut up about it. But you just watched Titanic on HBO, plus you know your wife doesn't look good in a bathing suit anymore. |
 | SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING - Yes, our job sucks. But here's what I say: If it gets old, spice it up a bit. Sure, the men that we sniff aren't the suavest, but we keep that secret between us girls. Now don't axe us about it again. |
 | YIELD SIGNS - Not applicable to tanks |
 | MILK - As agdaniele says: "It's not the only thing that does a body good." |
 | PROPOSAL - |
 | ADAPTATION - Look, since you REFUSE to bang us because of our insufficient height, we drilled some holes at the foot of your bed. So just sit there, look pretty, and for once -- take off that damn dress. |
 | ROAD SIGNS - not what you thought.... |
 | MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red? |
 | BAD SIGN - When your new wife is the one at the reception that is hitting on the Bridesmaids |
 | PERFECT DESIGN - The New World Trade Center |
 | A LITTLE ADVICE: - Eat Mor Chikin |
 | SIGNS - Always Obey Them |
 | INDIFFERENCE - The final remaining members of the Michael Vick Fan Club |
 | VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG. |
 | LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time. |
 | SIGNIFICANCE - |
 | FIRST AND LAST - Thanks Ron! I thought about not doing todays poster but....I waffled |
 | INSTRUCTIONS - |
 | ROAD SIGNS - This One Will Take You To The Mother-In-Law's. |
 | THE SIGN - |
 | SIGN LANGUAGE - |
 | INSIGNIFICANCE - |
 | BAR SIGNS - |
 | SORRY, SWEETHEART... - |
 | SCORPIOS & CANDY CORN - Suddenly remembered in late October, but forgotten by early December |
 | OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay? |
 | THE SIGN SHOULD SAY - Attention: Handicapped People You Are Fucked |
 | THE VEGAN FOOD GUIDE - Where are the Pancakes and Waffles? |
 | SIGNS FROM GOD - |
 | DVD NIGHT - You've got to be fucking kidding me, George! Where's the movie? I specifically said GRAIL! Why would I say... *sighs* Wow. |
 | SIGN LANGUAGE - |
 | "FUNNY" MOUNTIES - Here, here! You oughtn't do a thing like that. It's not the Canadian way. Eh? |
 | PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.) |
 | A SIGN - Just give me a sign I'll be looking for it |
 | NIGHTMARES - "They're the stuff that dreams are made of, plus a cold splash of reality to add a little kick." ~Anonymous~ |
 | CHILDHOOD DREAMS - |
 | PLANNING - Organizational skills are your best bet for getting what you want |
 | 3 DOORS DOWN - Even though most of your songs sound almost EXACTLY alike, I suppose we can still refer to you as musicians. But you get some of these to go with it.TAGS: relax people i am just joking musician assignment Rating: 3.21/5 More motifakes by Produceman117 |
 | SIGNING - A life-long learning process |
 | FUCK IT - |
 | BEEF - C'mon Romeo... First, let's say "Fuck you, Tybalt" in iambic pentameter, and then let's go over there and shoot his ass! Oh, btw, why are you all dressed up? |
 | LIFE - |
 | GANG SIGNS - |
 | FAST CHILDREN - Good for 5000 points a pop. |
 | WHERE'S BILL, YOU ASK? - Well, he kept saying he wanted me to make him a sandwich. Over and over. "Bitch, you better make me a goddamn sandwich." So, finally, I did.TAGS: pms assignment september leelee sobieski axe blood sandwich disturbingly sexy Rating: 3.13/5 More motifakes by Briton of Rose |
 | WHAT`S THE SIGN OF A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR? - When you can see something funny in any given situation. |
 | OCTOBER 30, 2009 - The night Christmas came early on MotiFake. Along with every guy watching the comments section. |
 | SIGNS OF STUPIDITY - |
 | Insignificance - |
 | WAY TO HELL - Easy and accessable to everyone |
 | SIGN LANGUAGE - |
 | BACON - Dear Mrs. Lawrence, We are saddened to inform you that your son, Pvt. Leonard Lawrence, has died. It was only Day 2 of Boot Camp, but... |
 | SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE THE BIRD FLU - 1. High Fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. Irresitible urge to shit on windshields |
 | BUTT HOLE ROAD - |
 | IMMORTALITY -TAGS: building day assignment pyramids construction bosses with whips Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | NEW TRICKS - A drag to teach. |
 | NEW ROAD SIGN - "Married Man Ahead" |
 | ANARCHY - |
 | SIGNE - She has a nice mouth...it's Swedish |
 | SIGNE - |
 | INSIGNIFICANCE - |
 | WHAT A FUCKED UP SIGN - Sorry hunny we got to turn back or Do we?? |
 | DISNEY - |
 | THIS SIGN - |
 | THE "FALLING ROCK" SIGNS - Believe them. |
 | SIGN OF MADNESS - way cool |
 | BOTTOMLESS PITS - You will unlikely-probably fall into it from your snowmobile, or your WV rolling mansion. |
 | SIGN LANGUAGE - This can be handy for communicating in those noisy and crowded bar scenes |
 | FAIRY TALES REDUX - |
 | SECRET SIGNALS - They can mean only one thing in the mind of a pervert |
 | THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from. |
 | YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy! |
 | PHARMACEUTICALS - |
 | GOT WOOD? - If not, ask for Bob He can give you a generous load All for $5 |
 | SIGNIFICANCE - |
 | FREEWAY SIGNS - Becoming More User friendly |
 | SIGNS - W.T.F. |
 | ANNAPOLIS - "A certain kind of pirate, yeah, we've been called that."TAGS: family guy plus village people equals american naval superiority or is that posteriority october seventh assignment part two Rating: 2.8/5 More motifakes by Briton of Rose |
 | SIGN OF THE TIMES - When you first got married it was Home Sweet Home |
 | PATIENCE - |
 | SIGNS - |
 | Signs - |
 | FREE SEX IN THE SHOWER - Yes I'd like to inquire.... |
 | STRANGE SIGNS - You'll see these in Nevada. Near "AREA 51" |
 | FUCK THAT SIGN - I'm SHITTING on the TRAIN! |
 | MOTIFAKE - |
 | PORCELINA, NARU, SIGNE & CO. - There's Still Hope For Us Guys !! |
 | ROYALE-TEA - You know what they call the drink that comes with a Quarter Pounder meal in France? |
 | LIFE - |
 | SIGNS - sometimes they can be improved.... |
 | DATING SIGN LANGUAGE #1 - "Do you want to come back to mine for Coffee?" |
 | DANGER! - Carefully read all warning signs. |
 | PROTEST SIGNS - Some are more dramatically presented, than others. |
 | HANDICAP SIGN - It means the door is handicap accessible, not that it can only be used by the handicap. |
 | SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them |
 | SIGNING YOUR OWN DEATH WARRANT - Who do ye think you're pixelatin', ye scrotum?! |
 | MISREADING THE SIGNS - |
 | WHERE CAN I GET THIS SIGN? - I wanna post it on my front door! |
 | GRANDPA - Hate's me borrowing his tools. |
 | SIGNS - Are Like Women. Sometimes It's Best To Ignore Them. |
 | WOMEN - They can't resist a sale !! |
 | HEY JULIE - After we finish watering the grass, will you and Heather come over here and help me sound out this word? |
 | FALSE WARNING - You honestly expect us to believe that marriage is behind that sign? |
 | CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 57 - |
 | HEY..SIGNE! - IZ EATS MEET! U NEEDS MEETS 2! |
 | AMBITION -TAGS: the babar project may have some fundamental design flaws Rating: 2.63/5 More motifakes by Haarakkon |
 | DILDO - It's that way. |
 | VIETNAM - A place where most motorbike injuries happen inside the theatre ???? |
 | I WANT THIS SIGN! - I know it would work in MY neighborhood! |
 | SMOKIE VS MISS GINGER - There's a thin line between love and hate, which is why this will end the same way all good catfights should: with hot pussy-on-pussy action! |
 | GREAT ADVICE - usually, it comes way to late |
 | THE SIGN - |
 | SIGN HERE - I'll see you in court pig |
 | JESUS - |
 | A SIGN OF SUMMER - When you see this, you'll know it's finally arrived. |
 | INTELLIGENT DESIGN - Then explain this pacman fossil? |
 | AMINA & SIGNE - |
 | SILLY SIGN - What the fuck do they expect me to do for those 12 hours? NOT use silly string? But.... but....... |
 | DO NOT READ THIS SIGN - the gas line to the flush valve is the scary part |
 | ROAD SIGNS - applies to sewer rats too |
 | TIMMY - He's Been Caught Out Again. |
 | SIGNS - Cops don't have to respect them. They don't have to do anything. |
 | SIGNS... - Some are more Important than others |
 | SIGNS - signs of stupidity or insanity? |
 | SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE - mmm no thanks.. I'll take cake.. or death |
 | GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it? |
 | NEON SIGNS - A road to inevitable disaster. |
 | INSIGNIFICANCE - Y'all ain't shit. |
 | SIGNS - When You See It It's Too Late |
 | NEWSTANDS - This One's Outside The Motifake Office !! |
 | GAME OVER - |
 | HERE'S YOUR SIGN - For all you haters... And mouthpieces of Gawd |
 | MOST AWESOME SIGN - EVER |
 | GRAFFITI SIGN - It was asking for it |
 | RECENT SIGHTINGS - Have forced us to raise the Cubby alert status !! |
 | BIG DEAL - |
 | PUT THIS SIGN IN YOUR REAR WINDOW - You'll be left alone, I'm sure. |
 | INVENTION PIRACY - Elder God Douchebag is extremely paranoid about it. And you would be too, if all your tchnological breakthroughs were easily assembled using Duplo blocks and Fisher-Price toys. |
 | WHAT, ME WORRY? -TAGS: islam riot demonstration march sign me worry fantastic 4 Rating: 2.36/5 More motifakes by repiglicanzsuk |
 | VEGAN GIRLS - |
 | ALASKA - Will it ever recover ? |
 | NO SMOKING SIGN - while using audio-sensory perception |
 | THIS SIGN - |