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Sniper Demotivational Poster

ONE MAN CAN'T CHANGE THE WORLD - That's why I use a spotter.

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Rating: 4.9/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:27 pm
Colonel. Irving Lambert "You're well on your way to becoming one of history's most prolific unknown author of human events."
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:06 pm
Gavrilo Princip might disagree. His act on 28 June 1914 changed the world in ways we still feel.
FatherTyme - August 14, 2011, 11:07 pm
*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like
wanderor - August 12, 2011, 4:08 pm
Tim Murphy at the Battle of Saratoga changed the world more or less, granted it was a battle but his single act changed the whole direction of the battle. Then the French backed us and we soon won our independence. One man, one rifle, one sh**, history.
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:29 pm
"from a place you will not see.... comes a sound you will not hear". send it


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Rating: 3.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 2:04 am
We're the US Army; we'll just lay down a artillery barrage and mop up what's left behind.
paddy225845 - January 25, 2013, 10:57 am
Too late.
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 6:22 pm
under the log a little to the left from the centre


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Rating: 4.91/5

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Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)

SNIPER BASS - The perfect anarchist weapon...errr I mean instrument

HEY, JOHNNY JIHAD - Your road to Paradise begins here.

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Rating: 4.14/5

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SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning

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Trevor Weyandt - January 23, 2011, 7:17 pm
Boba Fett ftw

SNIPER SCHOOL PROM - Shown from left to right: Dan, Susan, Jim, Wendy, Steve, Bill, Dave, Colleen, Bob, Tracy and Jeff

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Rating: 4.57/5

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spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:34 pm
Nice one Koradan.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 6:28 pm
LOL!! 5L
Faceplant31 - March 24, 2010, 6:16 pm
ROR Amsome. 5L

7.62 - Because shooting twice is just silly.

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Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:28 pm
50 Caliber because if you can shoot them through a well it's just gravy!
MPsniper - August 9, 2011, 7:24 pm
do you....know how to read & use a mil-dot reticle? lets all break out our "mil-dot masters".

THINK ABOUT IT - The neighbours once had a dog...

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Rating: 2.92/5

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M0rd3kaI - January 22, 2013, 4:06 pm
Classic tactic, the enemy infantry will take too much time to hit and use too much ammo, so priority is given to MG gunners, Scouts, snipers, of course and then the chain of command (Officers, LT's, Colonels, Generals, etc)
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:40 pm
My grandfather said the unit he was in had a Sniper/Sharpshooter and he traveled with two other soldiers and they were in the heat of battle just like everyone else. He mainly acted as support for the infantry and picked off MG gunners and other Snipers.

SNIPERS - Some of them have way too much free time

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Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:26 am
I just snorted soda out my nose! 5Ls!
Pj3r - November 9, 2011, 12:45 pm
yep, lolled pretty hard
kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 11:27 pm
This is very true for snipers, 5Ls
corbett06 - September 13, 2010, 5:14 pm
this is great 5Ls

PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.

FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:50 am
Honey, does this .50 caliber sniper rifle make me look fat?
Bardon - October 15, 2010, 4:26 am
Did you mean "Faithfulness" or am I missing something - which I gladly concede may well be the case.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
how do i bost the contrast? (sorry, but i'm pretty new to this)
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:48 pm
I'll give it a 4 on the caption. If you run, you just die tired.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:43 pm

if you can't find a better pic try bumping the contrast up a bit....but only if its like a really killer pic.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
son of a bi- .... it didn't look pixeleated in the preveiw... sorry.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
I tried to tell you to find a better pic but instead you just found another pixelated one. 3L is the best you will get for this

SNIPER MEETING - “Where’s Steve?” “I’m here guys” …….

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Rating: 4.36/5

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SNIPERS - They kill helicopters with one shot.

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Rating: 2.15/5

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mmmmmm - April 19, 2009, 5:40 am
dreMagnum, they dont break there legs, u should watch, hes faking it, and how many commas have I used, because i was aiming for 5
DreMagnum - February 11, 2009, 5:33 pm
And they break their leg so their partner has to carry him on their back and get killed by those d*** dogs 10 times before finally killing them with C4 and making it to the landing zone.
Fatty - December 16, 2008, 5:04 pm
Mike, you're more of a buzzkill than Buzzkillington
mike - September 30, 2008, 4:17 am
snipers kill pilots. not helicopters. but i still like it
Limeman - August 16, 2008, 4:18 pm
And gets hit by them.

SNIPERS - Even they have Christmas Spirit

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Rating: 4.75/5

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Verdeckt - January 8, 2012, 4:56 am
What sort of sicko collects those? Brass monkeys must be bigger than normal ones. ...


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Rating: 3.94/5

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batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm
That's implying he actually hits his target...

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."

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Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes

LITTLE AMY - wants to do her part to become a Citizen WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

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Rating: 3.9/5

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Doc - December 3, 2009, 8:37 am
"I always get the shakes before a drop..."
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:14 am
While the movie was fun, I highly recommend the book.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 6:34 pm
Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs!
Koradan - November 18, 2009, 6:08 pm
This is a reference to the movie "Starship Troopers"; THE FIRST MOVIE. Next time you watch it, watch the "ads" they advertize.
Lex - November 18, 2009, 5:51 pm
The impendig apocalypse, that's why. Though she looks to be from bad genes and most likely to be eaten first.
Derek - November 18, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yes, why do citizens need to learn to use sniper rifles?


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Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:53 pm
ROFLMAO! 5 sh**s to my funny bone. Lol!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:28 pm
by far one of my faves of yours! 5l
onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 3:57 pm
ooohh...bang! You're dead.
crankyhead - January 3, 2011, 2:54 pm
nice =)

SENSITIVE MARINES - Reach out and touch someone.

SNIPER - It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 for a smile, and only three for a perfect trigger pull.

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:29 am
I've heard of righties shooting left handed off a bipod because then you can fire a follow-up sh** without breaking your position.
M0rd3kaI - March 9, 2012, 6:15 pm
Wow...... Amazing... just absolutely 5-round bolt action M40 amazing (And no, I'm not saying that IS a M40, merely using the M40 to fit the comment) you don't get all too many lefties in shooting
mariand - February 16, 2012, 7:32 am

LEUPOLD OPTICS - Lighting the faithful's path to heaven through quality, innovative products since 1907

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Rating: 3.04/5

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GySgt1811 - July 1, 2009, 6:26 pm
My goodness, I seem to have hit a tender spot. Very strange reaction for a random observation. I never said a word about the scope. By the way, the weapon IS based upon a Rem, I do know what a mil is and you misspelled "where", it should have been "were."
kilbux - June 30, 2009, 7:10 pm
Thats not an M40. Thats not even a leupold. Thats a Schmidt&Bender PM 2 on a M40a3. m40's had wood stocks and redfield optics.You where way off and do you even know what a MIL is?
GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 10:39 pm
That looks like a Quantico built USMC M-40; a 7.82 NATO based on a Remington Mod 700. And check out the rear of the bolt. She's ****ed. Oh, joy! "You're a little high for that close of a range, son. Drop a half of a mil and you'll hit center of mass."


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Rating: 4.8/5

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For The Last Time -


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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 7:22 am
Oh...HA! Wasn't even aware of that one...but thanks! :)
ICEMAN - January 24, 2012, 11:47 pm
This one is much more gooder... 137459

WHAT????? - Can someone please explain this to me?

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Rating: 2/5

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triumphman - May 13, 2016, 8:25 pm
asian humor ? NOT !
Neener - October 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Will she take milk from the source?
William Knight - October 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
I can tell you exactly what it is. It is a japanese cat maid who likes big guns. This species also likes to leap around on the tops of buildings and blow stuff up. And theres also that 9 lives bussniss.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:18 pm
What world......f***, forgot all about that stuff
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
Shhhhhhhhhh, some secrets are not meant for the world outside the internet
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:16 pm
Yeah, I wont mention that girl sitting on your lap either
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:14 pm
d*** reality
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:12 pm
Because you would get a real sentence, not a celebrity sentence
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:06 pm
I'd say don't get into a dog fight, but Micheal Vick probably made some good money off of those, and why shouldn't I?
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:03 pm
Well, I will admit you were kind of a douche, offer some advice instead of just bashing the poster (unless the guy is a total douchebag or timmy or something like that). By the way, i think my dog avatar is ***ier than your dog avatar.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 10:56 pm
What douchebaggery? This is a humor site after all!
Haarakkon - November 22, 2009, 10:13 pm
Douchbaggery seems to be all the rage, lately.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 10:12 pm
Yes we are
Reason - November 22, 2009, 10:11 pm
no need to be a douche. people arent funny all the time
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:21 pm
Yes I can. It's a Japanese girl with a rifle, but don't worry she probably wont see any lions.

BUTTER-SCOTCH? - Ma'am I'm trained to go days without eating, but I won't last another second without one. Thank you.

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Rating: 3.36/5

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R.S.Jake - March 11, 2010, 4:27 pm
I just saw this! Very nice! I LOL'd.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:19 am

PARANOIA - Ever get that feeling, just a little tingle, that you are being watched?

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U.S.M.C SNIPER - The only thing you will see... is the back of you eyelids!

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ash1011 - May 31, 2011, 12:54 am
this is true. :) are you a sniper?
MPsniper - May 30, 2011, 2:30 pm
from a place you will not see..... comes a sound you will not hear


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pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
5L's Four-eyes
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
How did i know some technical a$$ would point that out. Jk, whats up agg? The other noob logged off.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
Six, technically. But, 5L will suffice.

THE US ARMY - Soldier 1: Look through the window and tell me if any enemies are coming! Solder 2: Um... I don't see any.

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:05 am
I saw this pic while creating my military series, and am glad I didn't use it. Funny stuff... :) Talk about ingenuity. I wonder how many hits that decoy took?

LIFE - To take a life, a decision must be made. To take a life is to take, someones right to live. To take a life is sometimes to save a life, so Aim True.

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zammuelist - February 10, 2010, 11:29 am
So very very true. Kill 1, save 100.
lesterinside - February 10, 2010, 9:41 am
That's the irony of it.


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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
In precision optics, many times it is a faulty user and not the scope... Agreed with ICEMAN, Leupold does it's job...Well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 1:39 am
you Americans and your guns...just whip 'em out already girls.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2011, 12:09 am
You've owned one example and now you are an expert on Leupold? I have four and there is no hint of a problem with any. Leupold is a good product. Period.
corbett06 - April 18, 2011, 11:22 pm
oh yeah leupold suck ive had one and they fricken suck...look up schmidt-bender of germany...leupold cannot compare at all trust me i own one.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 11:35 am
Ok face, you're right. So I want to give one more lion. Would someone please give 1L for this so I get the right score given?!? .o0O(wondering about my grammar)
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:10 am
C'mon Grey and Forseti, this isn't copying. Can' you see that the original has three lines of text and this only has two. Man way to go matt28 5L - 5 for being a plagerising noob.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 4:07 am
like the pic and didn't know the original, but this kind of copying is really bad...
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:10 pm
direct copy of 46843


VOTING - It Is Our Civic Duty

REVENGE! - This Is For All The Years You Picked On Me!

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Rating: 3.45/5

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Life is full of choices -

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KS77 - June 18, 2009, 2:42 am
Where did that come from?
KS77 - June 18, 2009, 2:42 am
Where did that come from?

SNIPERS - They are a lonely and mentally disturbed

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One eye -

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Dr. Rank - February 27, 2009, 10:28 pm
You still run into walls a lot.
Cwalda - December 27, 2008, 5:16 am
Well, if you got connection to satelite and gun instead of eye, deph perception loss doesn't count...
Seb - December 12, 2008, 5:18 pm
Depth perception seriously handicaps a person like that, as 2 eyes give depth, 1 doesn't. And you missed a space.


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TwistedNinjaPirate - March 8, 2011, 8:49 pm
4 out of 5 major malfunctions, private Pyle!
Neener - March 8, 2011, 6:30 pm
I'm polish and this offends me. Mostly because I don't get it.
voodoo3535 - March 8, 2011, 2:27 pm
Five empty mags.
crankyhead - March 8, 2011, 12:51 pm


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The Odd Angry Shot -

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Bolverk3778 - May 4, 2014, 12:42 pm
What did the reporter expect the Marine to say? Elation?
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 11:26 am
And an extremely sore shoulder the next day if the bugger was bobbing and weaving. 5L


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EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2015, 10:47 pm
Hiding in plain sight.



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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 10:09 pm
Nope.... just the font type. Even if you just "bold" it.
Bartimaeus - October 7, 2009, 10:08 pm
Yeah, I have been getting complaints about my font...and from a lot of good motifakers. I need to change the way I make these, I guess.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:39 am
I'm giving this high marks, but you must change font, Bart... a lot your motifakes are strong... you need to let everyone read them.


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Rating: 3/5

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SNIPER - The only way to smear crap on your face and be claimed sane.

NOTHING - Nothing really needs to be said does it?

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SNIPERS - Taking the term "Road Rage" to a whole new meaning

A Farewell To Arms -

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Greybeard - May 25, 2014, 10:56 pm
I've crossed the horizontal and vertical lines before but never at the same time... Thank you everyone :)
MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:42 pm
Unless you're in bed with another person. Grey you automatically get a 5L and a 1L to the rest that don't get what I mean...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:42 pm
Reality Lord - May 25, 2014, 11:18 am

Reality Lord - May 25, 2014, 11:18 am


By The Dawn's Early Light -

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Greybeard - May 15, 2014, 8:49 am
Thank you. It's scary to think about the domino effect every killsh** creates...
Reality Lord - May 15, 2014, 8:40 am


Don't Say A Word -

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Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 7:07 am
Thanks. :)
MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:55 am
Too true Grey. 5L

Evolution In action -

Sneaky People -

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GOTCHA!!! - Giant Robots make the best snipers.

DURBANPOISON - I'm not playing!

surgeons and snipers -

Valor Is Of No Service -

It's Hammertime! -

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mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:34 pm
Now THAT'S a headache!!!! Doesn't last long though.
Silverheart - December 6, 2014, 6:42 pm

Sometimes I stop because it's hammertime, but more often I'll stop to collaborate and listen.
Thedge - December 6, 2014, 5:01 pm
Doo, doo, doo donk ! 5L