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 | DON'T... - read it, just sign it... Don't read it... just SIGN IT! DON'T READ IT, JUST SIGN IT!TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics Rating: 3.88/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | BE AFRAID - |
 | THIS ISN'T - The change you were looking for... I'll take what I want, while you go about your business... Move along... |
 | $83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE! |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | MISLEAD ABOUT TORTURE - When you are so well-practiced in speaking lies and B.S., it can be nearly impossible to recognize the truth when you hear it.TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi Rating: 3.34/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress? |
 | RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. |
 | CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley |
 | OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view. |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit. |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded. |
 | A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
 | NORMAN THOMAS - |
 | GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat Rating: 3.27/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!! |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama |
 | PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!! |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | SLEIGHT OF HAND - The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects. Like promising change and delivering socialism. |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to do Algebra? TIMMAY!! |
 | BARATHRUM - -An insatiable glutton- Politicians' appetite for our tax dollars $3.55T budget, $787B "stimulus", $410B Omnibus, & so on |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays $400K a year, and he's supposed to "save" us in an economic crisis??!! |
 | THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years. |
 | GIDDY UP! - Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker! |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | $1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm. |
 | VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain. |
 | YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir. |
 | FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles |
 | DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer. |
 | DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned |
 | PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...) |
 | GENERATIONAL THEFT - Tax and spend democrats have been replaced by Spend and then tax liberals. Sorry kids. The President just stole your future. |
 | ROLE MODEL? - "I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it." --Barack Obama |
 | "SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens? |
 | KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed |
 | OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis! |
 | OBAMANOMICS - "Stimulus" bill...Housing bailout...omnibus bill... Auto industry bailout...TARP II...$3.5T in FY10 budget... Nationalized health care... |
 | B.O.H.I.C.A. - $780B for Stimulus + $75B for Housing + $22B for Autos + approx. $1T for TARP II. Yep, we're screwed! |
 | THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed! |
 | WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON - Millions of taxpayers with torches, pitchforks and tea bags?! Good thing I've got my Secret Service team. Jim? Bill? Hey, where did they go? |
 | OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. |
 | HISTORY - Lazy, self-entitled Democrats are always on the wrong side of it. |
 | SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade |
 | TOTUS - -Teleprompter Of The United States- |
 | WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter. |
 | "TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A SELLOUT, - I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students, the foreign students, the Chicanos, the Marxist professors, and structural feminists." --Barack Obama |
 | HAPPY-GO-LUCKY - I'm glad you're getting a good laugh Mr. President. People are losing their retirement, kids college money, homes & jobs. But, you go and have a good time, sir. |
 | $600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!?? |
 | TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack! |
 | NICE AND EASY - Now, hand over $800B of your tax dollars and we can avoid any "catastrophe" |
 | HOPE - ...left us on January 20, 2009. Now we are just left with this man's audacity. |
 | OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can. |
 | MMMMMM! - Your perfume is driving me nuts! Is it Commie Klein? No, it's RED Door. |
 | OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot |
 | BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them. |
 | SOCIALIST - "I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody" = Socialism |
 | OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost." |
 | IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers |
 | "CHANGE" - We are definitely getting our share of it. (Translation: Socialism or Death) |
 | SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now? |
 | IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking. |
 | T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY! |
 | LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn |
 | THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery. |
 | SOCIALIST - Taking the hard earned money of others and giving it to underachievers |
 | FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In! |
 | LIBERAL RUSE - Ha Ha! Fooled you! |
 | SOCIALISTS - |
 | AND THAT GROUP OVER THERE... - Are all the middle-class dopes that believed that I was on THEIR side, and will now be exploited within an inch of their life. Ha... Ha... Ha... |
 | SILVER LINING - I just found mine! |
 | HE ATTENDED SOCIALIST CONFERENCES - At Cooper Union and started lecturing his relatives Source: H Kennedy, NY Daily News |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle. |
 | OBAMA AT BUCHENWALD - "Evil must be confronted... just not by my administration"TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics Rating: 2.87/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | CALM DOWN BABY - |
 | BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST - |
 | HEY, YOU... - Your hard work will be rewarded by taking what you have earned, and giving it to an ingrate who blames you for their laziness. Sucker... |
 | $9.3 TRILLION - The projected deficit calculated for 2010-2019 by the Congressional Budget Office based on Obama's proposals. Source: http://www.cbo.gov/ |
 | SWINE FLU - An epidemic sweeping across Washington D.C. Symptoms: uncontrollable pork spending, complete disregard for voters and a total lack of accountability |
 | UNPREPARED - This guy is not.TAGS: gun control 2nd ammendment barak obama socialist socialism democrat Rating: 2.74/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | SOCIALIST PARTY USA - If Education Is Good Re-Education Is Better |
 | SEXUAL HARASSMENT - Let's see how it turns out for you this time, Arnie...TAGS: socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi arnold schwarzenegger Rating: 2.6/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | ATTACK OF THE SOCIALIST LOCUSTS - Feasting Upon The Fruits Of Capitalism They Leave Behind A Trail Of Devastation |
 | INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result... Or, Arguing anything that has to do with faith or religion on motifake.comTAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi religion faith christianity athiest athiesm Rating: 2.33/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | HE MIGHT BE A SOCIALIST... - ...but he gets great reception! |
 | ATTACK OF THE SOCIALIST LOCUSTS - We Need A Really Good Exterminator |
 | FN-FAL - Dealing with Socialist Rodents since 1953 |
 | SOCIALIST JESUS - Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away. Matthew 5:42 |
 | SOCKS - They help hide your "alternative" lifestyle. (Sitting in that chair doesn't help, either)TAGS: socialist socialism democrat republican politics gay homo homosexual queer Rating: 1.83/5 More motifakes by Jmac0585 |
 | SOCIALIST - They're not all bad: He helped us fight the guy who helped us fight the guy who helped us fight guys in nicaragua |