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 | SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!" |
 | DADDY - |
 | THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon |
 | TALE OF TWO BEAVERS - |
 | THE MICHEAL JACKSON MAUSOLEUM - It's a bit different then others |
 | FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too! |
 | WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life? |
 | MUSICIAN - It hurts to say this, but let's face it: Things got so weird at one point, that he had to DIE in order for us to remember that he actually was one. |
 | THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - For a second, I thought Michael Jackson ordered take-out in heaven. |
 | LESSONS - |
 | IT’S MY PARTY - |
 | THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK -TAGS: birds bees mothers daughters bj lessons motivational ronsart Rating: 3.76/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee |
 | JESUS - The Chuck Norris of fictional characters. |
 | LET'S REMEMBER - |
 | WHERE'S CUBBYBEAR? - He's missed his last ten 2:30 floggings. If this keeps up, I'm going to look for someone new to be my "whipping boy". |
 | HE’S NOT DEAD - |
 | LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem |
 | CLEAVAGE - |
 | BIKINI - |
 | SWEAT - |
 | SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again! |
 | EPIC CAMELBOOB - Something this epic deserved a whole new word and "Boobtoe" just doesn't work! Now, put on the bunny ears... |
 | DESPERATION - |
 | TWO GOOD REASONS - why you shouldn't jerk off and strangle yourself at the same time!TAGS: david carridine michael hutchence fetish strangulation masturbation Rating: 3.64/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | OLD PAGES OF KNOWLEDGE - |
 | ELVIS IMPERSONATORS - |
 | PIMPIN' SHIT - |
 | HONESTLY OPRAH - |
 | MICHAEL JACKSON - Keep the dead jokes coming! |
 | KIRA ANDERSON - Not Great At Multi-Tasking |
 | ANOTHER REASON - Waffles are so incredible? Even THEY hate Rosie O'Donnell. |
 | CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in! |
 | OBVIOUS - |
 | ALIEN VS PREDATOR - |
 | ELVIS IMPERSONATORS - |
 | CHER IMPERSONATORS - They're mostly a dime a dozen... but this one's the best I've seen! |
 | I WONDER... - Just how many of the judges would I have to blow in order to be named Miss Congeniality? |
 | NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Some worked harder to win than others |
 | LIFE LESSONS - Catching a few fish doesn't make you a fisherman. Baking the occasional loaf of Bread won't make you a baker. But If you Fuck just ONE sheep...... |
 | EASIEST A+ EVER - |
 | JESSIE - |
 | MICHAEL JACKSON - |
 | DOUBT - |
 | PERSONALITY - She probably has one... but I sure can't see it |
 | SON - |
 | DINGO - No not her, it's what ate her baby. And by Dingo I mean coyote, and by baby I mean her dog. |
 | HARLEY-DAVIDSON - |
 | YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY - you've been struck by a failed ventricle |
 | LIGHT OF OPPORTUNITY - |
 | MICHAEL JACKSON - |
 | FATHER AND SON TALKS - |
 | LIFE - |
 | WARDROBE MALFUNCTION - |
 | THE REAL REASON - Why You're Late For Work !! |
 | I MET JESUS - |
 | NEW BEGINNINGS - |
 | 50 REASONS - |
 | SPOKESPERSON - |
 | WOMEN - |
 | MANAGEMENT LESSON - |
 | THE PAM ANDERSON FAN CLUB - The Japanese Chapter is a small,but dedicated group |
 | 50 REASONS TO HAVE SEX? - This list must have been made by a women, men don't need reasons. |
 | AIRPLANE IN THE HUDSON - New Suspects In The Cause Of The Crash |
 | BARNEY STINSON - The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old. |
 | FRIENDSHIP - |
 | LAST WISHES - Per his request, Michael be melted down and turned into Legos. That way little boys can play with HIM. |
 | MRS ROBINSON - You're trying to seduce-- OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THAT?? |
 | SNIPER LESSON #1 - windage and elevation soldier, windage and elevation ! |
 | CROCODILE MATING SEASON - If caught FAKE ORGASM |
 | RONAL-MICHAEL JACKSON - I HOPE THAT'S MILK ON THAT KID'S LIP... |
 | MISUNDERSTOOD SONG LYRICS - Probably just the tip of the iceberg |
 | HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now |
 | SONS OF SABAN - Rolling with the Tide |
 | LESSON #1 - At Astronaut School |
 | LOVE LESSON - Chicks are normally a little preachy but getting schooled while doing doggy takes things just a little too far! |
 | VALENTINE’S DAY - |
 | COURAGE - |
 | SUMMERTIME - |
 | MOOOSES - Bringing the Commandments and Love to the Great White North |
 | WEINER DYSFUNCTION - For erections lasting more than 4 hours please contact your Veterinarian! |
 | SONS OF FAP - Ahh, I remember well that night in Cancun-me, the girlie magazine and the soft, warm breezze on the beach . . . |
 | MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES - |
 | SCARLETT JOHANSSON - She's curvy! |
 | HUMOR - OJ fails to see any |
 | MUSHROOMS - All are edible, some of them, only one time. |
 | EVACUATE? - Fuck No. Got some shopping to do |
 | LADY GAGA - |
 | GEMMA ATKINSON - England's Greatest Ever Export |
 | MR YELLOW - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right, Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? |
 | THE REAL REASON PRINCE HARRY COULDN'T GO TO IRAQ. - |
 | THERE IS A REASON - People Like This Were Put On The Earth It Just Escapes Me Right Now |
 | PATRICIA'S MONKEY - |
 | ELVIS IMPERSONATORS - |
 | REASONS - |
 | PAMELA ANDERSON - Makes me want to fuck basketballs |
 | 70'S TV WORD PLAY - When you get it, you'll LOL. |
 | AUTOGRAPHS - DO NOT WANT |
 | PERSONAL TRAINERS - Can give you a great work-out |
 | JESSICA SIMPSON - |
 | BURN OUT - |
 | Disbelief - |
 | BIONIC BOY - |
 | PRISON - Congratulations, You're About To Meet A New Friend. |
 | PRISON - It might not be the best place for you |
 | JAPANESE MEMORIALS - Dedicated to the life of Michael Jackson |
 | MY GRANDSON - The Gene Pool Continues |
 | COLUMBUS DAY -TAGS: leif ericcson is the rodney dangerfield of viking explorers Rating: 3.22/5 More motifakes by Haarakkon |
 | THOMAS JEFFERSON - |
 | REASONS - You should always have at least four to support your positions. |
 | PERSON OF THE YEAR - |
 | JACK NICHOLSON - Why so serious? |
 | NICHOLSON VS. LEDGER - Which Joker is better? Vote now. The debate rages on. |
 | TOM AND JERRY - Old school Itchy and Scratchy. |
 | I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more |
 | PARKINSON'S - |
 | APATHY - |
 | DANGER WILL ROBINSON! - Do not bend over. |
 | ANOTHER REASON - Why Our Economy Is Stuffed. |
 | NO REASON - |
 | WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years |
 | MR. SMIGGLES - I'm just a hunka-hunka burnin' love meeeeooooowww!!! |
 | HANG HANOI JANE FONDA - |
 | A GOOD FIGHT - |
 | MMMMMMM! - Sacrilicious! |
 | SLAVERY - Holy Crap! Cher used to own the Jacksons! |
 | Spiderpig - |
 | THOMAS JEFFERSON - A real president of the people whose political words are great advice |
 | WHO’S THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD? - |
 | PAMELA - |
 | JIM HENSON... - One of the most talented men in the world. We'll miss you! |
 | SON OF A BITCH - |
 | POOR JASON - he needs to stop putting all his eggs in one basket. |
 | BULLYING - |
 | CLEMSON - That much better than South Carolina. |
 | PERSONAL HYGIENE - |
 | SUMMERTIME - |
 | DOLLS PARTS - |
 | BOW HUNTING SEASON IS UPON US - Proper extension of the front arm and correct positioning of the release arm will yield a straight true shot |
 | TREASON - Apparently you can get away with it if you once had really nice legs! |
 | YOU'RE DOOM - |
 | ROSARIO DAWSON - The Comic Book Geek that every other Comic Book Geek dreams about |
 | PERSONAL WATERCRAFTS - There's nothing like a relaxing day on the lake |
 | SCATMANSON - Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop! |
 | THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery. |
 | THE AMA - |
 | LIFE AFTER PRISON - This pretty much covers it |
 | BONDING - "Daddy, why did mommy leave?" "I dunno. Probably something you did." |
 | SARAH'S FIGHT SONG - Do I hear the theme song to "Rocky?" 2012 - YEAH BABY!! |
 | THOMAS EDISON - if it weren't for him we'd all be watching t.v in the dark. |
 | PERSONAL AD: - Recent divorcee seeking kind man who likes slow walks on the beach, romantic dinners, and slashing my ex-husband's tires. But I'm not bitter. REALLY! WHY? WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?! |
 | BALLPARK - |
 | SARAH FERGUSON - Royal Red MILF |
 | WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip! |
 | WRONG - On so many levels |
 | R & B SONGS - Another Reason To Hate Microsoft |
 | CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face. |
 | HERE'S ANOTHER REASON... - ...why you should always upgrade to first class, at every opportunity. |
 | THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot |
 | WHY DOES A PERSON WHO CAN FLY... - need a Vespa? |