Query tags with term: sports
FACT - Indisputable
MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you
ALWAYS MEET HER DAD BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID. -
CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.
baseball mortal kombat -
FAILURE - Decisions don't have television shows, they have consequences.
SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.
TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.
RUNNING - Their sport is your sport's punishment
COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.
4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race
CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?
THE HORSE I BET ON - CAME IN SO LATE, IT HAD TO TIPTOE INTO THE BARN NOT TO WAKE UP THE OTHER HORSES
RECYCLE FAIL -
DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one.
PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success
CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!
SPORTS REPORTERS - Wait - we have Terry and Howie and Mexico gets Ines Sainz of TV Azteca? Maybe we can work out a trade under NAFTA
LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?
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