Query tags with term: sports
MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you
CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.
ALWAYS MEET HER DAD BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID. -
baseball mortal kombat -
TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.
SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.
FAILURE - Decisions don't have television shows, they have consequences.
RUNNING - Their sport is your sport's punishment
COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.
THE HORSE I BET ON - CAME IN SO LATE, IT HAD TO TIPTOE INTO THE BARN NOT TO WAKE UP THE OTHER HORSES
RECYCLE FAIL -
DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one.
SPORTS REPORTERS - Wait - we have Terry and Howie and Mexico gets Ines Sainz of TV Azteca? Maybe we can work out a trade under NAFTA
PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success
LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?
CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!
CONTROL - If Everything Seems Under Control, You're Just Not Going Fast Enough
MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me
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