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Stories Demotivational Poster

STORIES - There is always another side to them.

BEDTIME STORIES - Oh it's fun being a parent...

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Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:36 pm
That line in itself can be used as a demotivator haha, glad you liked it and again, thanks, much appreciated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm

It's my kind of smarmy humor! (No wonder my kid's a coroner.)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:19 pm
What?? it's actually funny? thanks, I didn't expect it (really I didn't I thought it would be turned around at the approval queue) so thank you VERY much the comment is highly regarded and appregiated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 7:57 pm

I laughed 'til I fainted. Sorry it took me so long to leave you a 5L on this one. Just GREAT!~

the one-upper -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2013, 3:19 am
First liar ain't got a chance.

I met my soulmate she didn't. -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

spacedog - August 4, 2014, 11:26 pm
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 11:15 pm
The ugly truth...
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 9:27 pm
Place the doll in a furnace, "There."
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 7:52 pm
Show me, on the doll, where it hurts.

Patience -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 16, 2013, 12:48 am
Thanks all.
BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:06 pm
Greeny - July 14, 2013, 8:00 pm
If there were a way to track it, I'd bet there's a huge rise in sales on locking gas caps tomorrow
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 6:59 pm
Things ‘er gittin’ good ‘round here. Wooooo-hooof!
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:23 pm

Wonderful! Greatest idea ever...now all I have to do is teach the dog!~
rerun - July 14, 2013, 6:19 pm

Evil genius. Pure gold


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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 1:50 am

Thanks, dizz!
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:46 am
I hadn't heard this 1 before! Thanks for sharing it! I'll have to make up my favorite 1 LUV it!!!!! ^!


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Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by forseti

The smallest coffins are the heaviest -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 2:00 am
Kind of here...longer than a 6 word story ...hope to be back soon.
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2014, 3:59 pm
Then who the hell could that be? Not Sybie, and probably not Georgie. Ah, maybe Edith's bastard, being raised by the farmer. It's practically a newborn. But Georgie dying would throw the inheritance into doubt again.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 10:35 am
I try...
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 9:59 am
Meant the ‘Miss Carla’ ref. Nice try at evasive ambiguity, though.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 8:19 am
Huh, hope that's not the case. Last poster I made was over 3 months ago. Things get in the way of the internet. Regulars always tend to return.
Silverheart - August 3, 2014, 8:03 am

Why is Carla tagged? Is she really gone for good?
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:33 am
It is a story consisting of 6 words. Hence, 6-word-stories. There are more.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:32 am
Good eye, it is a screen-grab from that very show... I think. I've never seen the show but the site where I got the picture confirms your thought.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:57 pm
6 tiny words that say so much. Powerfully sad.
EmilioDumphque - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm
Looks like Thomas Barrow! Is this a spoiler for the next season of Downton Abbey?
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 9:41 pm
I must ask, what’s with the tag ref, sir Rick?

STRETCHING THE TRUTH - "man, its was this big" .."nah, my girl's is bigger"

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Rating: 2.36/5

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An only son, a folded flag -

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Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - August 6, 2014, 7:17 am
But, but I've been making a poster everyday for the last few days now...
MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:57 am
Typical slick rick...rarely throws a poster out here and d***ed if it isn't always 5L material.
Greybeard - August 6, 2014, 12:06 am
Simply awesome. I wish I could give 10Ls. Fav'd
GaryO - August 5, 2014, 8:29 pm
Ohhhhhh, ‘flaaaag’. Heh, thought it was ‘an oily son of old dead fag’…wunner where those reading glasses are…

F i s h i n g s t o r i e s -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - September 25, 2013, 9:33 am
Well, now….wunner who the weird uncle might be…….note to self; put clothes back on when Motifaking.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 11:07 pm
Am I the son?...I wanna be the son, those old guys are weird...
Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 10:01 pm

Praise from rerun, Moo+ and GaryO... that's like the father, son and weird uncle of the Moti-Network. Thanks guys, glad you like it.
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 9:16 pm
Presto. Motifaketastic!
rerun - September 23, 2013, 7:42 pm

This is what it is all about.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 5:47 pm
Very cool. 5L

Ever seen chalk outlines that small -

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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

GaryO - August 7, 2014, 6:53 am
HAH!(Sho)5L poster and comment
Sho - August 7, 2014, 1:15 am
never thought they would look so cute though. 5L

childbirth for dummies -

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Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - November 5, 2014, 6:58 pm
I do love a pop up
Greybeard - October 16, 2014, 12:29 am
5LMAO. Hahaha

One bullet is a lifetime supply -

GOTCHA! - The chair and the bed thing I'll overlook. But give me back the damn porridge!

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Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 24, 2012, 11:53 am
Ahh yes...the neighbors. Most days I can bearly stand mine! Thanks for the comment AcidRain.
AcidRain - July 23, 2012, 3:22 pm
Classic expression on the bear's face. Looks like my bear-shaped neighbor when he's whining about some injustice done to him.

AND WHEN SHE WOKE UP... - She found her neck was only TWO FEET LONG!!! EEEEEK... Oooooh Noooooo...

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Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Chef

Inferior Movies -

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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2017, 8:23 pm
Thanks, concern3. "I must be cruel only to be kind." - William Shakespeare; Hamlet. :D
concern3 - July 10, 2017, 12:54 am
Sometimes you can be cruel. But always correct. UP yours