Query tags with term: sunny
 | LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. |
 | KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well. |
 | EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. |
 | DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. |
 | GREED - There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed. |
 | GUNS - You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. |
 | WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. |
 | EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE - The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. |
 | GREYBEARDS - |
 | GLUTTONY - Those who commit the Sin of Gluttony are punished in Hell by being forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes. And you were just worried about getting fat ? |
 | GLUTTONY - Gluttony is not a secret vice. |
 | ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart. |
 | ALIMONY - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. |
 | EXISTENCE FOR WHAT? - |
 | PAINFUL MEMORIES - |
 | GOD - in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. |
 | LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - It's only sunny because there's a hole in the O-zone layer. |
 | ANGER - He who angers you conquers you. |
 | ENVY - Envy's a coal comes hissing hot from Hell. |
 | PRIDE - The people who excel are those who are driven to show the world and prove to themselves just how good they are. |
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