Query tags with term: sunny
LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well.
EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
GREED - There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.
GUNS - You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE - The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
GLUTTONY - Those who commit the Sin of Gluttony are punished in Hell by being forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes. And you were just worried about getting fat ?
GLUTTONY - Gluttony is not a secret vice.
ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.
ALIMONY - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
EXISTENCE FOR WHAT? -
PAINFUL MEMORIES -
GOD - in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE - It's only sunny because there's a hole in the O-zone layer.
ANGER - He who angers you conquers you.
ENVY - Envy's a coal comes hissing hot from Hell.
PRIDE - The people who excel are those who are driven to show the world and prove to themselves just how good they are.
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