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TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.

CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.


WHY? - Didn't I think of that.

THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you

UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German

HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season

90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.

DAMN YOU - damn you all

THE BEST WAY - to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them

KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!

IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!

PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind

C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

2011 -

LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...

911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.