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TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.
CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.
I WANT A TANK -
WHY? - Didn't I think of that.
THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you
UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..
BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German
HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season
90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.
DAMN YOU - damn you all
THE BEST WAY - to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them
KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!
IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!
PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind
C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...
911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.
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