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TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.




CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




I WANT A TANK -




WHY? - Didn't I think of that.




THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you




UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..




HERO -




BEER FOUNTAIN - Skill Level: German




HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season




90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.




DAMN YOU - damn you all




THE BEST WAY - to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them




KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!




IT WAS HORRIBLE! - I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous!




PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind




C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.




2011 -




LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...




911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.




FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




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