Tagged with: tax
 | CAP AND TAX - NO! Don't do it! Don't do it! |
 | $83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE! |
 | MILEAGE TAX - Taxing you on how many miles one drives per year with GPS. |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | COOKIE MONSTER - Even on Sesame Street they know bullshit when they see it. |
 | ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress? |
 | RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. |
 | CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley |
 | OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view. |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit. |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us) |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded. |
 | A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!! |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | REALIZATION - That moment of lucidity when you recognize there's no way you can deliver on your promises |
 | STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama |
 | PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!! |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | SLEIGHT OF HAND - The use of skillful tricks and deceptions to produce baffling effects. Like promising change and delivering socialism. |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to do Algebra? TIMMAY!! |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays $400K a year, and he's supposed to "save" us in an economic crisis??!! |
 | THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years. |
 | GIDDY UP! - Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker! |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | $1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm. |
 | HYPOCRITES - Joe the Plumber - owed $1.2K in Ohio taxes - attacked by Dems Tim Geithner - owes $34K in taxes - nominated for Sec of Treasury |
 | WASHINGTON, DC - Where else can a crackhead and tax evader continually win re-election to public office? |
 | YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir. |
 | FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles |
 | DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer. |
 | TAXES - |
 | DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned |
 | PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...) |
 | GENERATIONAL THEFT - Tax and spend democrats have been replaced by Spend and then tax liberals. Sorry kids. The President just stole your future. |
 | ROLE MODEL? - "I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it." --Barack Obama |
 | "SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens? |
 | KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed |
 | PASS THROUGH TAX PLAN - He doesn't want us to know that businesses pass taxes to employees & customers CEOs will fire employees and raise prices on everyone Way to look out for Main Street, dummy! |
 | OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis! |
 | OBAMANOMICS - "Stimulus" bill...Housing bailout...omnibus bill... Auto industry bailout...TARP II...$3.5T in FY10 budget... Nationalized health care... |
 | B.O.H.I.C.A. - $780B for Stimulus + $75B for Housing + $22B for Autos + approx. $1T for TARP II. Yep, we're screwed! |
 | THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed! |
 | WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON - Millions of taxpayers with torches, pitchforks and tea bags?! Good thing I've got my Secret Service team. Jim? Bill? Hey, where did they go? |
 | OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. |
 | HISTORY - Lazy, self-entitled Democrats are always on the wrong side of it. |
 | SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade |
 | WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter. |
 | "TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A SELLOUT, - I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students, the foreign students, the Chicanos, the Marxist professors, and structural feminists." --Barack Obama |
 | SEX - |
 | HAPPY-GO-LUCKY - I'm glad you're getting a good laugh Mr. President. People are losing their retirement, kids college money, homes & jobs. But, you go and have a good time, sir. |
 | LIFE-TAXI - |
 | $600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!?? |
 | TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack! |
 | NICE AND EASY - Now, hand over $800B of your tax dollars and we can avoid any "catastrophe" |
 | HOPE - ...left us on January 20, 2009. Now we are just left with this man's audacity. |
 | OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can. |
 | MMMMMM! - Your perfume is driving me nuts! Is it Commie Klein? No, it's RED Door. |
 | ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions |
 | OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot |
 | BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them. |
 | $650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy? |
 | IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers |
 | "CHANGE" - We are definitely getting our share of it. (Translation: Socialism or Death) |
 | SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now? |
 | T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY! |
 | LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn |
 | FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In! |
 | LIBERAL RUSE - Ha Ha! Fooled you! |
 | TAX MAN - One for you, 19 for me - 'cuz I'm the tax man, yeeeeah I'm the tax maaaan. |
 | IRISH TAXI - Irish in the front, Irish in the back, Now you know why they call it a "Paddy" Wagon |
 | SILVER LINING - I just found mine! |
 | HE ATTENDED SOCIALIST CONFERENCES - At Cooper Union and started lecturing his relatives Source: H Kennedy, NY Daily News |
 | THE COMPLETE QUOTE - "I want him (Obama) to fail, IF his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism. Why would I want socialism to succeed?" |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle. |
 | TAX AND SPENDERS - We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office -- Aesop |
 | HIGH TAXES - This is how they appear, to most citizens. |
 | $9.3 TRILLION - The projected deficit calculated for 2010-2019 by the Congressional Budget Office based on Obama's proposals. Source: http://www.cbo.gov/ |
 | MERCEDES - Building cars you are drooling over. In Germany it is just a taxi. |
 | TAXFREE SHOPPING - for Greybeards at Bangkok Airport |
 | HIGHER TAXES STOLE MY TRIP - If your parents' taxes went up, they make more than $250K a year. They lied to you about not being able to afford the trip. |
 | TAXIDERMISTS - Some of them are really sick bastards. |
 | I SAID 53RD AND LEX - Damn it. Let me out, I'll walk. Nobody speak english in this freaking town? |
 | US TAXPAYER - Who Has Benefited From The Bank Bailout |
 | AS I TAXI DOWN THE RUNWAY - I can hear the people shout, DON'T COME BACK HERE YANKEE! But if I do, I'll bring more money. |
 | SYNTAX - If you, could, like move girls one and two over past girl five so the order because 3,4,5,1,2, then it would be like 5 hot Yodas were asking you for sex. |
 | TAX REBATES - Even this isn't free... dumbass! |
 | HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds. |
 | TAXIDERMISTS - Some employ humor, when advertising their skills as they drive. |
 | WHAT IS THE TAX RATE - inside the US for that sort of stuff, anyway? |
 | 68.8% TAX RATE - Screw that socialist SHIT, I think I will stick it out here in AMERICA! |
 | They Think They're People - |
 | PERMANENCE - |
 | YOUR TAX DOLLARS - - the spent wealth of a bankrupt nation - oxidizing away slowly, slowly in the desert sun |
 | INFINITE SUPER FAIL X(4) + 53% + TAX - Keep This Going, and we can make more history! |
 | INCOME TAXES - The normal reaction, when one doesn't use a CPA to prepare them. |
 | YOUR TAXES - I'll Do Them For 3 Beers a Piece For Each of My Co-workers |
 | ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY.. - |
 | CHANGE - Is This What You Had In Mind In 2006? FUCKING DEMOCRATS! |
 | 700 BILLIONS - The taxpayers are screwed... ... and covered by bullsh*t |
 | TAX PERCENTAGE - You have it wrong. |
 | GUESS... - Who's on his way back to the Motifake compound ? |
 | YOUR TAX DOLLARS - Roads? Schools? Hospitals? Broadband? No, they'd rather spend it on shit like this. What do you get out of it? |
 | TAX TIME - DAMN! I've always heard the IRS would take eveything a man but taking a man s nuts? that's just going too damned far |
 | TAXIDERMY - Because making things with dead animals is FUN |
 | AMERICA - It's here! Welcome your new president-elect Obama, and his socialist agenda. Did I mention higher taxes? |
 | CIGARETTES UNITE - |
 | TAX INCREASE - |
 | THIS HELMET - I wants it |
 | TAXATION RULES - Because it's a crime to let a sucker keep his money |
 | TURBOTAX - So Easy Even Timothy Geithner Can Do It |