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 | PESSIMISM - |
 | YOUR POSTER WAS REJECTED - |
 | UNITED WE STAND - We have no choice |
 | KNIFE GUN - Nothing else invented by man has been quite this epic. |
 | YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS WANTED - an electric toothbrush |
 | WHAT ?! - YOU SOLD MY PS2? - |
 | THE MOST WASTED OF ALL DAYS - is one without laughter |
 | PINA COLADAS - |
 | LOOK AT HER... - |
 | REJECTED - Not Funny Enough. |
 | WISH THIS KEY EXISTED - I'd press it at least once a day. |
 | DEARLY DEPARTED - |
 | NO... - I am married. |
 | DISPIRITED - |
 | THE WOLF SHIRT - Taking Motifake By Storm |
 | SELF-APPOINTED "FUNNY" POLICE - The "special" step-children of loser mall cops. Why don't you go eat your donut, ogle the jailbait and pick your nose by the Orange Julius? |
 | LIMITED TIME OFFER -TAGS: limited time offer lions voting motifake motivational ronsart Rating: 3.5/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | TURNIP TRUCK - |
 | LEWIS & CLARK EXPEDITION - |
 | HA! HA! - |
 | EXCITED ANTICIPATION - When you're only 5 minutes from your first Lesbian experience |
 | IS "THEY'RE" ONE SYLLABLE OR TWO? - I love a Haiku Even though they're tough sometimes Bacon cheeseburger. |
 | BACON WITHOUT MEAT - ----- MrRandom |
 | INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION - |
 | COLD HEARTED BITCH - At least she'll keep the beer cold |
 | YOUR REJECTED MOTIFAKES - Which is worse you loser... being "unfunny," or "not funny enough?" |
 | TATTOO ON THE LOWER BACK - Might as well be a bullseye |
 | OPTIONS - Sometimes they are limited |
 | NEGLECTED KIDS - SHHHH! Maybe they'll go away! |
 | UNEXPECTED VACATIONS - |
 | EVIL - |
 | A SUGAR COATED LOOK - on safe sex! |
 | FREE - Order now and you can have his sister too! Just pay extra shipping. Sorry, no returns. |
 | OUTDATED SUPERSTITION - Hiding your superstition behind the term opinion, doesn't make it any less absurd. |
 | GENGHIS KHAN - |
 | LANCELOT : MAJOR COCK BLOCK - |
 | DR. STRANGELOVE - |
 | HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - The only thing scary about Power Girl's costumes is how goddamn good those sexy, skin-tight outfits look on her. (picture very much related) |
 | ATHEISM - |
 | BUSTED! - An exposed Batman finally stopped denying the rumors. |
 | UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL - |
 | DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MOORE - What a kick in the nuts! Just learned this fun fact today. I'm de-motivated... |
 | UNEXPECTED HUMOR - When real news is funnier than fake news |
 | JEALOUS? - You're darned tootin' I am!TAGS: october challenge can i be reincarnated as her hands Rating: 3.33/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | MOOOSES - Bringing the Commandments and Love to the Great White North |
 | INTRODUCTIONS - |
 | OKTOBERFEST HAS STARTED - All is right with the Universe |
 | RESPECTED AT LAST - Well, maybe not... (1921-2004) R. I. P. |
 | THE "ORAL" TRADITION - |
 | SOCK PUPPETS - They love to get fisted! |
 | UNMITIGATED - |
 | DO NOT WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS - |
 | TEDDY. FUCKING. ROOSEVELT. - He wasn't a loser like you. |
 | MUTI-TALENTED - Bipolar? Madman? Murderer? Of course. But darn it, Hitler could tell a story. |
 | UNEXPECTED GUEST - |
 | SURPRISE - |
 | THE SAVAGE BREAST - |
 | UNITED WE WILL STAND - |
 | VOTED CLASS OF '09 - |
 | TIGER TERRITORY - |
 | DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.TAGS: dr manhattan tobias funke analrapist arrested development tv blue man group Rating: 3.23/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | REJECTED! - Because the Satanic Nuns have their standards...go eat your cake BITCH! |
 | THEY MISUNDERESTIMATED ME. - I'll be back. |
 | DEFEAT - Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it |
 | CONFLICTED - Hmmmmm...the Oreos will be good but the Elephant Ears are definitely more filling! |
 | BACON ENCRUSTED TURDUKEN - Nomm Nomm Noomm ....heart attack! |
 | SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 - |
 | CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? - deleted deleted deleted |
 | STRAIGHTEDGE - a gimmick that no one cares about |
 | I GOT MY HAIR HIGHLIGHTED - Because I felt some strands were more important than others |
 | DIS IZ FRUSTRATING - Mah internets iz too slowTAGS: internets angry frustrated slow internet laptop guy mad Rating: 3.2/5 More motifakes by Walkerofskies |
 | WHO FARTED? - Nobody's Saying |
 | BUSTED - |
 | R.I.P. - Farrah Fawcett June 25, 2009 The Day the Fapping Died |
 | REJECTED - Let's see what bullshit I'll face now |
 | EMASCULATED - |
 | ANTICIPATED - |
 | 50,000 AMERICAN KIDS ADOPTED - But with 400,000 more in Foster Care, Americans still adopted 17,000 African children in 2008. |
 | PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL - It comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors. But what is truly evil is most often found inside a diaper that needs to be changed! |
 | WAY TO HELL - Easy and accessable to everyone |
 | TRASHY CHICKS - |
 | 2 Girls 1 Inverted Penis - |
 | OUT-SOURCING - |
 | HOOD ORNAMENTS - |
 | I VOTED FOR CHANGE - Now that's all I have left. |
 | DON'T GET EXCITED - That's NOT what it's about. |
 | THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - Like It or Leave It Nuff Said |
 | ACCEPTANCE - |
 | CAN'T FIX THE CAR - |
 | INSPIRATION -TAGS: corrected inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | UNWANTED, NOT NEEDED,....ALONE - Cubby! What happened???? |
 | WORLDWIDE FRIENDS -TAGS: life time human nature evade reality consequences curiosity danger joke friendship overrated Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | PROTECTED - ... pussy |
 | ABSOLUTION - |
 | CLEAN - |
 | AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED - |
 | Animated Band - |
 | BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.TAGS: bret michaels old untalented horny douche doris Rating: 2.95/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front |
 | A WASTED TRIP - Because you spent a lot of money to fly to Hawaii to see the surfers, and you missed it because of booty |
 | WASTED POTENTIAL - The power of a god and all you want is for me to fix your watch? |
 | THAT TRIG CLASS YOU HATED - Coming in pretty handy right now |
 | UR PUTER - |
 | OR... - He's Constipated...I Can't Tell The Difference |
 | TEDDY - |
 | OUTTED - If you wear pink and skip around a lot, people are bound to catch on to you. |
 | unrelated - |
 | THEY EXPECTED THE WORST - They Did Not Expect The Unthinkable |
 | TED NUGENT FOR PRESIDENT - We need a REAL American! |
 | A ROMANTIC DINNER FOR MO AND NIK - MMMMMMMM Red wine and Mexican food. Cause there's nothing like running to the john with a hangover. |
 | MYTH BUSTED - |
 | PIXELATED PICTURES - Ruining Motifakes since... whenever this site was created. |
 | HATE BEING ARRESTED? - |
 | COOLEST THING EVER CREATED - This Grill Pretty Much Sums That Up |
 | THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - |
 | GOOD ANIME - |
 | HOLY CRAP - |
 | A SMART & RESPECTED BOOKSELLER - |
 | OBAMA ELECTED - The face of the US, now we understand the feeling. |
 | USER CREATED CONTENT - Behold the next generation of gaming. |
 | BRITNEY - She wishes she was like Benjamin Button |
 | OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die! |
 | HOLEY MOLEY - |
 | BUSTED - If I ever catch you painting on the walls again, I'm gonna have to spank you. |
 | PERVERTED - All guys are perverted. Some just start earlier than others. |
 | KEESA ME - Goo'nite Eddie |
 | PATIENCE - |
 | INNOCENCE - |
 | WHO INVITED THEM? - It gonna be one hell of a Christmas party! |
 | "OBAMA GOT ELECTED? REALLY?" - "How did THAT happen?" |
 | MAN UNITED - They are not gay |
 | SOMEWHERE - |
 | AMBITION - |
 | SEPARATED AT BIRTH - Nah! It's just proof aliens live among us |
 | ANIMATED JAILBAIT - Yes fish do bite |
 | TEDDY'S SCHOOL OF DRIVING - Temporarily closed. (to reopen at later date under new management) We will miss you Teddy! |
 | POWER GIRL - Because... it's POWER GIRL!!! |
 | A BAD IDEA - Just because Obama would gladly hand over half of HIS country to radical extreme terrorists doesn't mean Netanyahu should, too. |
 | FAT TEDDY - What A Waste Of Skin And Air Democrat With Integrity - Hahahahahaha |
 | DEATH - If you're stupid enough to go inside there, you deserve to die |
 | Underestimated - |
 | TERMINATED - To bring to an end or to come to an end in time Everyone will eventually meet their end and die. How you meet it will determine if your funeral is open casket or creamation |
 | WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKENHEARTED ? - Who gives a fuck ? |
 | ADOPTED - We all know who is one here! |
 | AS WE SUSPECTED - There IS a book |
 | REJECTED CRAYON COLORS - Strangely Enough, They Just Never Caught On |
 | I'VE ALWAYS HATED - Father's Day Weekend ! |
 | REJECTED - |
 | I CUT DOWN TREES - I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory! |
 | TED THE LAWYER - |
 | HALTED HIGHWAY PROJECTS - When you don't pay your taxes, this is what sometimes happens. |
 | HEAVY METAL - Yeah! Yeah! Animated sci-fi epic... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!! |
 | AIR GUITAR - After playing "Ted" Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves went on to be rich and famous, just as you never will. |
 | IS YOUR NAME LISTED HERE? - How is that HOPE & CHANGE working for you now? |
 | FOURTH PLACE - |
 | PMRC - Dee Snider demands an end to your incessant faggotry |
 | UNCLE TEDDY - A man who knows when to bail! |
 | GOLDEN GLOBES - |
 | INSTANT REPUBLICAN! - just three easy steps. be gay. hide it. hate gays. |
 | FRENCH FRY COATED BACON ON A STICK - If it has bacon in it...EAT IT!-Cubbybear |
 | REJECTED HALLOWEEN #34:PELE THE VOLCANO GODDESS - Not a good Halloween costume...it can get a little hot! |