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 | LOGICDUDE SUSPECTED A TRAP - but he felt it was his civic duty to investigate more closely |
 | YOUR POSTER WAS REJECTED - |
 | HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - The only thing scary about Power Girl's costumes is how goddamn good those sexy, skin-tight outfits look on her. (picture very much related) |
 | WHAT ?! - YOU SOLD MY PS2? - |
 | JOHN ALLEN MUHAMMED - Rest in Hell |
 | PESSIMISM - |
 | UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS - Death smiles at everyone. Marines smile back. |
 | UNITED WE STAND - We have no choice |
 | WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming? |
 | DIPLOMACY -TAGS: greenpeace police arrested diplomacy donuts global warming Rating: 3.69/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | KNIFE GUN - Nothing else invented by man has been quite this epic. |
 | EYE TEST - |
 | HA! HA! - |
 | NO... - I am married. |
 | TURNIP TRUCK - |
 | ADVICE - |
 | PINA COLADAS - |
 | THE MOST WASTED OF ALL DAYS - is one without laughter |
 | YOU SAID YOU ALWAYS WANTED - an electric toothbrush |
 | LOOK AT HER... - |
 | SELF-APPOINTED "FUNNY" POLICE - The "special" step-children of loser mall cops. Why don't you go eat your donut, ogle the jailbait and pick your nose by the Orange Julius? |
 | REJECTED - Not Funny Enough. |
 | COLD HEARTED BITCH - At least she'll keep the beer cold |
 | DISPIRITED - |
 | IS "THEY'RE" ONE SYLLABLE OR TWO? - I love a Haiku Even though they're tough sometimes Bacon cheeseburger. |
 | THE WOLF SHIRT - Taking Motifake By Storm |
 | DR. STRANGELOVE - |
 | WISH THIS KEY EXISTED - I'd press it at least once a day. |
 | EXCITED ANTICIPATION - When you're only 5 minutes from your first Lesbian experience |
 | BACON WITHOUT MEAT - ----- MrRandom |
 | UNEXPECTED VACATIONS - |
 | INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION - |
 | AMBASSADOR JAR-JAR - |
 | YOUR REJECTED MOTIFAKES - Which is worse you loser... being "unfunny," or "not funny enough?" |
 | DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MOORE - What a kick in the nuts! Just learned this fun fact today. I'm de-motivated... |
 | DEARLY DEPARTED - |
 | EVIL - |
 | TATTOO ON THE LOWER BACK - Might as well be a bullseye |
 | NEGLECTED KIDS - SHHHH! Maybe they'll go away! |
 | INTRODUCTIONS - |
 | A SUGAR COATED LOOK - on safe sex! |
 | LIMITED TIME OFFER -TAGS: limited time offer lions voting motifake motivational ronsart Rating: 3.42/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | GENGHIS KHAN - |
 | OUTDATED SUPERSTITION - Hiding your superstition behind the term opinion, doesn't make it any less absurd. |
 | LANCELOT : MAJOR COCK BLOCK - |
 | ATHEISM - |
 | DO NOT WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS - |
 | UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL - |
 | THE "ORAL" TRADITION - |
 | BUSTED! - An exposed Batman finally stopped denying the rumors. |
 | OPTIONS - Sometimes they are limited |
 | UNMITIGATED - |
 | THE SAVAGE BREAST - |
 | JEALOUS? - You're darned tootin' I am!TAGS: october challenge can i be reincarnated as her hands Rating: 3.33/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | FREE - Order now and you can have his sister too! Just pay extra shipping. Sorry, no returns. |
 | MOOOSES - Bringing the Commandments and Love to the Great White North |
 | OKTOBERFEST HAS STARTED - All is right with the Universe |
 | RESPECTED AT LAST - Well, maybe not... (1921-2004) R. I. P. |
 | SOCK PUPPETS - They love to get fisted! |
 | BUSTED - |
 | WHO FARTED? - Nobody's Saying |
 | MUTI-TALENTED - Bipolar? Madman? Murderer? Of course. But darn it, Hitler could tell a story. |
 | DEFEAT - Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it |
 | UNEXPECTED GUEST - |
 | CONFLICTED - Hmmmmm...the Oreos will be good but the Elephant Ears are definitely more filling! |
 | DICK MUSEUM - The "Icelandic Phallological Museum" Now you know what happens to people when you combine Bjork and cold weather. |
 | 50,000 AMERICAN KIDS ADOPTED - But with 400,000 more in Foster Care, Americans still adopted 17,000 African children in 2008. |
 | DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.TAGS: dr manhattan tobias funke analrapist arrested development tv blue man group Rating: 3.23/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | REJECTED! - Because the Satanic Nuns have their standards...go eat your cake BITCH! |
 | TEDDY. FUCKING. ROOSEVELT. - He wasn't a loser like you. |
 | BACON ENCRUSTED TURDUKEN - Nomm Nomm Noomm ....heart attack! |
 | CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? - deleted deleted deleted |
 | STRAIGHTEDGE - a gimmick that no one cares about |
 | R.I.P. - Farrah Fawcett June 25, 2009 The Day the Fapping Died |
 | TIGER TERRITORY - |
 | UNEXPECTED HUMOR - When real news is funnier than fake news |
 | REJECTED - Let's see what bullshit I'll face now |
 | LEWIS & CLARK EXPEDITION - |
 | EMASCULATED - |
 | UNITED WE WILL STAND - |
 | CAN'T FIX THE CAR - |
 | SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 - |
 | SURPRISE - |
 | ANTICIPATED - |
 | PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL - It comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors. But what is truly evil is most often found inside a diaper that needs to be changed! |
 | THEY MISUNDERESTIMATED ME. - I'll be back. |
 | WAY TO HELL - Easy and accessable to everyone |
 | THEY EXPECTED THE WORST - They Did Not Expect The Unthinkable |
 | HOOD ORNAMENTS - |
 | OUT-SOURCING - |
 | A WASTED TRIP - Because you spent a lot of money to fly to Hawaii to see the surfers, and you missed it because of booty |
 | TRASHY CHICKS - |
 | TEDDY - |
 | 2 Girls 1 Inverted Penis - |
 | DON'T GET EXCITED - That's NOT what it's about. |
 | GOOD ANIME - |
 | THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - Like It or Leave It Nuff Said |
 | ACCEPTANCE - |
 | UNWANTED, NOT NEEDED,....ALONE - Cubby! What happened???? |
 | I GOT MY HAIR HIGHLIGHTED - Because I felt some strands were more important than others |
 | BRITNEY - She wishes she was like Benjamin Button |
 | DIS IZ FRUSTRATING - Mah internets iz too slowTAGS: internets angry frustrated slow internet laptop guy mad Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by Walkerofskies |
 | YOU REJECTED PREACHER MAN'S MOTIFAKE? - That'll get you a straight ticket to hell. Like raping a nun. Or talking at the theater. |
 | INSPIRATION -TAGS: corrected inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by Bartimaeus |
 | VOTED CLASS OF '09 - |
 | WORLDWIDE FRIENDS -TAGS: life time human nature evade reality consequences curiosity danger joke friendship overrated Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | PROTECTED - ... pussy |
 | ABSOLUTION - |
 | CLEAN - |
 | AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED - |
 | Animated Band - |
 | I VOTED FOR CHANGE - Now that's all I have left. |
 | WASTED POTENTIAL - The power of a god and all you want is for me to fix your watch? |
 | THAT TRIG CLASS YOU HATED - Coming in pretty handy right now |
 | UR PUTER - |
 | OR... - He's Constipated...I Can't Tell The Difference |
 | OUTTED - If you wear pink and skip around a lot, people are bound to catch on to you. |
 | unrelated - |
 | TED NUGENT FOR PRESIDENT - We need a REAL American! |
 | A ROMANTIC DINNER FOR MO AND NIK - MMMMMMMM Red wine and Mexican food. Cause there's nothing like running to the john with a hangover. |
 | MYTH BUSTED - |
 | BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.TAGS: bret michaels old untalented horny douche doris Rating: 2.88/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front |
 | SOMEWHERE - |
 | HATE BEING ARRESTED? - |
 | PIXELATED PICTURES - Ruining Motifakes since... whenever this site was created. |
 | COOLEST THING EVER CREATED - This Grill Pretty Much Sums That Up |
 | THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - |
 | HOLY CRAP - |
 | A SMART & RESPECTED BOOKSELLER - |
 | OBAMA ELECTED - The face of the US, now we understand the feeling. |
 | USER CREATED CONTENT - Behold the next generation of gaming. |
 | AIR GUITAR - After playing "Ted" Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves went on to be rich and famous, just as you never will. |
 | OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die! |
 | HOLEY MOLEY - |
 | BUSTED - If I ever catch you painting on the walls again, I'm gonna have to spank you. |
 | PERVERTED - All guys are perverted. Some just start earlier than others. |
 | KEESA ME - Goo'nite Eddie |
 | PATIENCE - |
 | INNOCENCE - |
 | WHO INVITED THEM? - It gonna be one hell of a Christmas party! |
 | "OBAMA GOT ELECTED? REALLY?" - "How did THAT happen?" |
 | MAN UNITED - They are not gay |
 | ANIMATED JAILBAIT - Yes fish do bite |
 | AMBITION - |
 | SOUND ADVICE FROM DR. STRANGELOVE - |
 | SEPARATED AT BIRTH - Nah! It's just proof aliens live among us |
 | TEDDY'S SCHOOL OF DRIVING - Temporarily closed. (to reopen at later date under new management) We will miss you Teddy! |
 | POWER GIRL - Because... it's POWER GIRL!!! |
 | A BAD IDEA - Just because Obama would gladly hand over half of HIS country to radical extreme terrorists doesn't mean Netanyahu should, too. |
 | DEATH - If you're stupid enough to go inside there, you deserve to die |
 | FAT TEDDY - What A Waste Of Skin And Air Democrat With Integrity - Hahahahahaha |
 | Underestimated - |
 | TERMINATED - To bring to an end or to come to an end in time Everyone will eventually meet their end and die. How you meet it will determine if your funeral is open casket or creamation |
 | WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKENHEARTED ? - Who gives a fuck ? |
 | ADOPTED - We all know who is one here! |
 | AS WE SUSPECTED - There IS a book |
 | REJECTED CRAYON COLORS - Strangely Enough, They Just Never Caught On |
 | REJECTED - |
 | I CUT DOWN TREES - I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory! |
 | TED THE LAWYER - |