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 | MORONS - You idiots voted in Joe Biden and you could have had THIS? |
 | DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first! |
 | BACON? - "Fine Dining" doesn't stand a chance in hell |
 | DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"TAGS: november challenge dining better this than the goatcheese cake Rating: 5/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | ABILITY - |
 | THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" - |
 | WTF. NOT THE REACTION YOU'D BE HOPING FOR... - |
 | LOVE - |
 | FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't |
 | THE APPROVAL QUEUE - |
 | THE DARK SIDE - Even their sense of humor is dark... |
 | LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"TAGS: november challenge the cornerstone of your death star Rating: 4.11/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | THE LONG LOST DIARY - Chris would have fit right in with us |
 | ARGUMENT SETTLED - Greedo WHO? Chewbacca shot first. |
 | THE EXPERIENCES OF OUR LIVES - How dear to this heart are the scenes of my childhood When fond recollection presents them to view - Samuel Woodworth |
 | THE HALL OF FAME - |
 | IDEAS - |
 | STAR PORN - A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... *fap**fap**fap**fap* |
 | THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing |
 | COMPLACENCY - |
 | BADMINTON - |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants. |
 | PEDOBEAR - He always promises he'll call, but he never does... |
 | FORESIGHT - |
 | ANOTHER CASE - of underestimating the ammo requirements |
 | SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!" |
 | THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you? |
 | DADDY - |
 | THANK GOD! - Ever try wearing a coat made out of LIVE mink? Those little guys will f*ck you up! |
 | THERE SHE BLOWS - |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | WORK ETHIC - |
 | THERE'S TOUGH - then there's SEAL tough |
 | THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon |
 | THE WINNER - |
 | INGENUITY - |
 | THE VATICAN MUSEUM - Beautifully done, very ornate And boys under 14 get in free every day |
 | EVOLUTIONARY DEFENSE - Being cute is bacon's way of surviving early on |
 | L. RON HUBBARD - |
 | I SWEAR TO GOD - |
 | THE BARK KNIGHT - |
 | OTHERS MAY PASS YOU BY - |
 | PUSHING THE ENVELOPE - |
 | THE MICHEAL JACKSON MAUSOLEUM - It's a bit different then others |
 | FIRST DANCE - Oh listen, everyone else loves "our song" too! |
 | SEX ADDICTION - |
 | BUTTERFLIES - They're fucking metal |
 | 5 LIONS - ...just showed up looking for Simba! They said the reason why he snuck away to live with us for all these years is because he owes them money! |
 | PUNISHMENT FOR PEDOPHILES SHOULD BE - |
 | THE FORCE - Strong it is with this one |
 | OPERATION DESERT STORM - |
 | MY BROTHERS - |
 | THE BEST - |
 | THE EROGENOUS ZONES - |
 | VOYEURISM - |
 | ONE'S NICHE - EASIEST TO FIND WHEN OFF THE LEASH - |
 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN - Someone dropped a Twinkie? |
 | AFTER DEFEATING THE SOFA IN COMBAT GADAFFI MADE A SASH FROM ITS PELT - |
 | HOLIDAY PHOTOS - |
 | THE MOUTH - Of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer |
 | THE FENCE - Wanna Jump It ? |
 | DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden... |
 | MR. PRESIDENT - |
 | BEST OF THE WORLD - |
 | BEFORE THE INTERNET - Ron was a nomadic figure If not for that Art Degree and a trucker named "Smokey" |
 | IN THE YEAR 2099 - Ron will still be at it |
 | GETTIN TO KNOW THE RULES - Anonymus post, that's a paddlin' No spell check, that's a paddlin' Tunnel, oh you bet that's a paddlin' |
 | THE VOICES - |
 | OH, HELLO THERE... - I'll be through in a minute, I'm just updating my resumé. |
 | LURKING - |
 | UNFAPABLE - |
 | READING AT THE BEACH - Its Easier This Way |
 | HEY, ZATANNA... - "Why don't we give these geeks a massive coronary?" "Sure. What did you have in mind?" "Two words: MOTOR BOAT." |
 | JUSTICE - |
 | THOSE WHO LOOK FOR TROUBLE - Often deserve it |
 | PERSEVERANCE - To persist in spite of opposition, and/or discouragement. Otherwise known as "stubborn as hell". |
 | HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - The only thing scary about Power Girl's costumes is how goddamn good those sexy, skin-tight outfits look on her. (picture very much related) |
 | I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN - |
 | THE RED TOOL BOX - |
 | THE JOKER - About to get his butt whooped |
 | OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death StarTAGS: november challenge star wars your lack of participation in the challenge is disturbing Rating: 3.76/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | CANADIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE - |
 | THEDRIZZLE'S NEW DAUGHTER - So what have I learned now that I am a father? Apparently vaginas are like Gremlins... When you get them wet they multiply!!! |
 | THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK -TAGS: birds bees mothers daughters bj lessons motivational ronsart Rating: 3.76/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | AND HERE THEY ARE - Denise Milani |
 | ANOTHER VETERANS DAY - |
 | MOOOOOOO - |
 | SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien. |
 | THE FIRST TIME - |
 | DEER! DEER! WAY THE FUCK OVER THERE!!! - "Okay Bill you were right, this is the last time we take him hunting with us." |
 | LIFE - |
 | THE FAMILY BUSINESS - |
 | JESUS - The Chuck Norris of fictional characters. |
 | THEOLOGY ON TAP - |
 | YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?" |
 | IN AUTUMN'S WAKE - "Remember why we died." For they did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty. Their wish was simple. "Remember us" |
 | SUCCESS - |
 | THEY SEE ME ROLLING - They waiting |
 | WEDDING CAKE - Now we'd like to invite everyone up to get a good taste of my Bride! |
 | THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender. |
 | SITTING ON THE TOILET - She figured out how to make it hot |
 | THE LION KING - True story. |
 | AIRMAN - |
 | JIMMY THE COBBLER - He is the second coming. |
 | WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense |
 | MYTHS - The grass isn't always greener, and the water? Well... it's not always "wetter" |
 | THE HAMBURGLAR - Finally getting his props |
 | AND THEN THE OTHER GUY BURST INTO FLAMES - Best race ever! |
 | THE FACTS OF LIFE - At some point, you have to sit down with them |
 | BELGIAN WAFFLE? - |
 | ATHEISM? - |
 | SUCKERS - |
 | HAVE AT THEE - Failure. I do it every day. And I'll be back with more tomorrow. |
 | THE HUMAN RACE - "Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat" ~Mark Twain |
 | FUCKED? - Dude, you're about to get your ass stomped by THIRTEEN Optimus Primes! You passed "fucked" about ten miles ago...TAGS: chuck norris would have kicked your ass himself but he was busy simultaneously pleasuring every cheerleader on the planet Rating: 3.71/5 More motifakes by Briton of Rose |
 | WHERE'S CUBBYBEAR? - He's missed his last ten 2:30 floggings. If this keeps up, I'm going to look for someone new to be my "whipping boy". |
 | THE LOOK - |
 | WHAT IF THE NFL PLAYED LIKE MADDEN - |
 | FLASHING 12 O'CLOCK - |
 | BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney. |
 | HAIKU - |
 | THE EMPEROR OF CATHOLICISM - Finds your lack of faith disturbing |
 | GET ALONG BESSIE - |
 | HELEN OF TROY - |
 | THE PERFECT DRESS - Never mess with older women |
 | TOGETHERNESS - |
 | KILLING SPREE - |
 | THE MILKMAN - |
 | CONFIDENCE - |
 | HEARTS AND MINDS - |
 | MY THEORY - |
 | THE DOGFATHER - |
 | TIME - |
 | MEMORIES - |
 | THE RECESSION - Sometimes cutting back isn't necessarily a bad thing !! |
 | THIS IS THE PLACE - |
 | AND AT 12:01 AM - |
 | PAT'S PLACE - |
 | PERSISTENCE - |
 | 24/7 - |
 | LOVE IS IN THE AIR - But sometimes you're not high enough to grab it. |
 | YOU CAN GO OUT WITH THE GUYS - After you change the light bulb in the hall Fine! |
 | CANADIAN - |
 | CONSPIRACY THEORY - |
 | THE BLACKILIZER TEST - "Let's see ma'am... You are 92.98% black. Congratulations! It's today's highest score here in Provo, by far! I don't think anyone around here is gonna take that title from you... NEXT!" |
 | WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE TRUCKER? - This funny SOB has to be a MOtifaker! Just has to be! |
 | THE LIE OF OMISSION - Just a friendly warning guys, think before you open your mouth.... |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU! |
 | JUST ABOUT THERE - |
 | YOUTH - |
 | CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~ |
 | THE INTERNET - Rose-colored-glasses edition. |
 | THE INTERNET - Your best source for useful information |
 | LINGUISTIC EXPERTS -TAGS: linguistic experts bj mouth god bless them motivational ronsart Rating: 3.65/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | AGAINST THE GRAIN - Having the courage to be different does not mean you will fail, just that if you fail you will still be a loser |
 | FORGIVE ME FATHER - For I am boring |
 | THE 2ND AMENDMENT - "I would never invade the United States. There would be a gun behind every blade of grass." -- Isoroku Yamamoto |
 | INTERNET - Welcome to the internet. Where men are men, and smal girls are FBI agents. |
 | SWEETHEARTS - |