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Thing Demotivational Poster



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Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"

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Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am
bah! you troll, lol

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire

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Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


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Rating: 2.48/5

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Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.

last wish -

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Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


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Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:28 am
this...is....good, 5L
MuddySoapfish - February 21, 2013, 9:36 pm
Thank you
mariand - February 21, 2013, 7:44 pm
well done...

SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing

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Rating: 3.22/5

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sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


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Rating: 4.25/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.

INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.

START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!

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Rating: 3.41/5

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Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 1:02 pm
Open your mind, Quaid.

BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here

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Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original


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Rating: 4.15/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!

Fall in love? -

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Rating: 4.33/5

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DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.

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Rating: 4.3/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!

REACHING YOUR GOALS - Take pride in the fact that you've accomplished something. Even if that something is nothing.

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Rating: 4.1/5

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Sonson - February 15, 2010, 6:58 am
Looks like my day

NERF WARS - You say it's childish. You say I should grow up. You say they're children's toys. I say pass the ammunition.

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Rating: 4.38/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:18 pm
Nerf Wars are childish, but live ammunition wars are mature. Said no one with a brain, ever.

20 Something -

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Rating: 4.86/5

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motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am


WEATHER BALLOONS. - There are more than you think.

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Rating: 3.18/5

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thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 3:27 pm
just me - June 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Sorry but you're wrong... 23064 from 9-29-2008 and 27842 from 10-31-2008. Even tagged Weather Balloons.
thereddragon - June 9, 2010, 8:31 pm
somewhere being the key word. not here
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
Similar one of the same title... somewhere.

PERSPECTIVE - to the right, a Volkswagen Beetle to the left, the 30mm 7 barrel gatling gun from an A-10 Warthog. That is all.

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Rating: 4.32/5

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Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:47 pm
gracias senor
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:27 pm
Wow! THAT... i5 a visual. Airman, I can spot your motifakes a mile away, that's how much awesome radiates from your posters :-D


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Rating: 4.45/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a p***ert for touching his b***. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol

N.O.T.H.I.N.G - A perfect gift For the one who has everything.

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Rating: 3.91/5

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HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.

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Rating: 4.84/5

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GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am
Good Stuff.

HEY - Wanna make out?

WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !

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Rating: 4.35/5

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confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm

AGE - You're never too old to learn something stupid

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Rating: 4.24/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 8, 2009, 12:47 am
This poster is very good. I like to see restraint in the new folks, it's usually always funnier that way.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:22 am
No, seriously, it's in the approval cue right now.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:09 am
On its way.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm
Young teenage kittens?
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
So then ... Zed, we can expect something mildly amusing from you soon, about, say ... kittens?
Zed - December 7, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tell me about it. I accidentally impaled my foot on a frozen herring last Wednesday trying to come up with the perfect motifake. d*** faulty rocket launcher...
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
And if you're a serious motifaker, you will fail hard... and it'll suck. It's all about doing your best.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:43 pm
Glad to hear it, Nadeor. Just take your time with what you are working on. Motifake will still be here in the morning. So you're off to a good start.
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thinkin' the exact same thing
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Bart's Hasslehoff?
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:10 pm
I've seen creepier
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:07 pm
Avatar........ creepy.......
Nadeor - December 7, 2009, 11:05 pm
thx Sean, new guy here, trying my best to not fail
Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
This is quality. Well done.


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Rating: 4.63/5

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rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am


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Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm
A Great Memorial, Thanks.

BIG BUDDHA'S PIZZERIA - "We'll make you one with everything."

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Rating: 4.53/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
Hey, even if it isn't, you can bet a jolly fat guy is gonna sell you a good pie.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
*Backs away awkwardly...*
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Read what I accidentally said to the other guy...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Oops, wrong person... Uh... but you're comment's okay too...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:27 am
I wish I could give your comment 5 lions.
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:03 pm
Pizza so good it's enlightening
Arvantillian - February 17, 2012, 2:26 am
lol...gotta give a 5l here...i wannabe one too!


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Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again

WHY? -

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Rating: 4.42/5

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TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


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Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.

DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different

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Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Rick69

HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson

MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack

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Rating: 4.04/5

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forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am
"you looked at my sisters bare ***bs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Don't blink.


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Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


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Rating: 4.32/5

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champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:35 pm
"Can you hear me now?"
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:30 am
And that's how the vuvuzuela was invented....
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:45 pm
"take out the trash?" he wishes, he didn't pay for the last dutch date

365 FOOLS -

THE GOPHER - its really a chipmunk

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Rating: 1.67/5

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Widow9669 - July 6, 2010, 12:46 am
a religion I could get into.

life -

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MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
Been There .

BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet

EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.

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Rating: 3.73/5

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AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)


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Rating: 3.6/5

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Bat Country -

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TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:05 pm
"This isn't a suitable place to park?"
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:32 pm
never mind, didn't see the quotes... lol
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:29 pm
What story? see the movie!
Fatty - December 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
"Finish the f***ing story!"


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Rating: 3.87/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!

LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!

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Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!

BAD THINGS - Come to those who wait It's called death


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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 12:53 am
Only a true punk would dare wear that. 5 razors
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:46 am
this guys getting his a** kicked in 3...2...1...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 4:10 pm
ROR! I saw this pic and had nothin. 5L airman!

YOUR SKULL - It's okay, he's just admiring the shape of it.

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TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 6:48 pm
Jesus, did I say that...or just think it?

FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer

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Rating: 3.03/5

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greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm


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Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
Nice one.


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rerun - May 29, 2011, 12:23 am

I think somebody else recently submitted something almost exactly like this....same pic/text? cannot find it.

I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? - "Gingers pwn everything.." Good. That's what I like to hear.


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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:34 pm
More greatness.

FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...

UH OH... - Bunny's back, and she's ready to play...


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Rating: 4.65/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse

NOTHING MAKES ME SO LONELY - As Much As My Secrets Held From The Ones Who Mean The World To Me ...

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 12:53 pm
That may be but, by elimination, the second-best policy is dishonesty...
tellitlikeitis - January 9, 2012, 12:38 pm
Honesty is the best policy.
pratham - January 8, 2012, 12:19 am
so true... 5L
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 6:54 pm
Thank you... Sometimes this is quite true for me (which really is kind of demotivational!) but usually I try to not have too many secrets. :)
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
Very Good !

TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...

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Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am
Let's work like a team and do it my way.


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ICEMAN - April 12, 2011, 8:15 am
5 points of light.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
STILL greatness, this one!!!
MrRandom - September 17, 2009, 1:38 am
Instant classic
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:01 am
Go on, girlfriend... it draws the yellow out of them medals... n' stuff.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:59 am
Honey, THAT font with THAT color?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 12:55 am
THIS is a funny motifake.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:14 pm
FTA... you see a cause celebre in this poster. I, however, am open-minded and intelligent. Haar wove a verbal ***estry, brilliant in color and blinding in wit. We leave the agendafakes to you, and enjoy motifakes ourselves... you blowtard.
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
Figures that Agdaniele would agree with this poster.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
I'd follow that General into Hell and back ... if that's where that annoying little red dot of light leads us, of course. Funny.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm
This one. This is good. Very good.

OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain

QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.

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Rating: 2.11/5

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440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:27 pm
should be wont eat me


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:59 pm
As for pet mice, if you feed them something they really like, they give you some of their food as a gift and wait for you to take it.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2012, 5:38 pm

drop this over to digmydog marian...nice
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:06 pm
Or a cat.


APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt

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Rating: 4.68/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 9, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L for a heart touching memories.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:56 pm
d*** you Airman!! "sniff" I need to call my Nana now. 5L

dear abe -

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Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


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Rating: 3.57/5

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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!

G.N.K. - The Grammar Nazi Koalas. They will not hesitate to look you square in the face and call you a dislexic moron. Apply now at your local eucalypt forest.

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Rating: 3.18/5

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5butjam - April 26, 2010, 2:00 pm

L-I-N-U-X -

FEAR - This is what it looks like.

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Rating: 3.09/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.

FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.

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Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Enjoy the mercury poisoning the morons!

WEASELING OUT OF THINGS... - is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel

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Rating: 2.55/5

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Hakiu - May 13, 2010, 1:26 pm
For some reason this reminds me of Jamie from Mythbusters.

Free -

SURPRISE - In real life, there are things that surprise us, not only because they don't seem to suit the expectations at all, but also because we are unprepared.


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Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - July 5, 2011, 2:27 pm
5 fines for you... because I've read this before somewhere else...LOL


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Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
Very nice, and ... 'What Rick Said'
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:32 pm


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Rating: 4.31/5

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Nand - August 17, 2010, 10:08 pm
I f***ing love sea scorpions.
Iconoclast - August 13, 2010, 9:34 am
Wow! Grab the steamer and the melted b***er .........

DO IT RIGHT - As long as you do something right No one will notice that you did anything at all

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Rating: 4.29/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:28 pm


Arcane -


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Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:28 am

dy2012 - May 5, 2012, 1:53 am


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Hawamleh - November 4, 2010, 10:14 am
that Was Me
- November 4, 2010, 9:56 am
I Laughed My a** Off First Time I Saw It
Ed-Hyde - November 4, 2010, 8:48 am
Gracias por un grande taco
ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 11:59 pm
Just goes to prove... Don't piss off Aggy.
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:03 pm


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Rating: 4.48/5

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Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am

love it

Christmas 2015 -

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Rating: 4.46/5

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freasy - November 18, 2015, 8:20 am
All I have seen are complaints about the complaints, upon complaint about what I see are non existant complaints.

SUBSTITUTES - We may try and we may succeed But is there ever really anything That is as good as the real thing

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Rating: 4.36/5

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WAIT A MINUTE - Don’t get me wrong Men are all for equal rights and all that jazz Just as long as women don’t have a say in anything

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Rating: 3.91/5

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champ99 - August 15, 2011, 12:00 pm
champ99 - August 15, 2011, 12:00 pm
No go make us a 5ammich!

RODENTS - The scourge of humans the joke of gods and a great chew toy for all


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Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!

THEY SAY - Ghosts are the still present souls of those now departed I say they're my brain cells trying to warn me about Jaeger again

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Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 1:09 pm
Them ghosts need to be a little more persuasive, huh?

SWEET NOTHINGS - Selling out the human race since the dawn of time

WHAT IS THAT - and why is it so pissed off?

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Rating: 3.24/5

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Rex Quicksilver - October 21, 2009, 1:14 pm
Its a Red Fox and it demands huggles
danglebejangle - July 24, 2009, 10:17 pm
whatever it is, it needs a good squeeze because it has kyoot!

GENE SPLICING - This is what happens when you play God? Amsome!

it ain't over 'till it's over... -

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Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 23, 2013, 7:18 pm
Well d***... Beautifully inspirational yet throbs to the core with demotivation... I love it...
mariand - March 22, 2013, 9:19 pm
thanks guys :)
Greeny - March 22, 2013, 7:15 pm
Very 5
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 3:55 pm
Silverheart - March 22, 2013, 2:29 pm



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Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 11:11 pm

MissPriss - May 4, 2012, 11:02 pm
The richer the better! Nice job!

BE A MINIMALIST - It is the least you can do.

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Rating: 4.86/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:40 pm
ooo! at5m :)

QUOTING THE CLASSICS - Always in good taste...

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Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 5:14 pm
Fun fact: If a noose is tied, there's a second knot that SHOULD be tied. So when falling, the knot snaps the neck ensuring instant death.That's why bigamy is dangerous.
kangboy123 - January 17, 2012, 5:25 pm
Two camels in a tiny car
Jaubrey - August 17, 2010, 2:47 am
dumb wh***, youre just gonna suffocate. learn to tie a f***ing noose