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Tire Demotivational Poster

Tomorrow -

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:11 am
Reminds me of a song: "Send me to glory in a Glad-bag... Don't waste a fancy coffin on my bones. Just put me out on the curb next Tuesday... and let the sanitation-local ferry me home!"
GaryO - May 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Luv this. Reminds me of my buddy climbing a cell tower and throwing a dummy off. His accomplice below popping outta the grass and waving. Kansas farmers thought that was pretty funny...sorta.

HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?

APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care

Can't -

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Rating: 4.96/5

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Silverheart - June 24, 2015, 6:52 pm

Problem is, she just might. With garbage and broken stuff.
concern3 - June 24, 2015, 3:39 pm
great one a 5er

EVIL KERMIT THE FROG - It's not easy being green.

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maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:21 am
MAN That Hit's The Spot

SUBTLETY - Not one of God's strong points.

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 8:48 pm
God has a sense of humor, or the moustache would not be right under the nose!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:22 pm
You all realize that these signs amount to blasphemy, don't you? You definitely aren't supposed to put words in God's mouth. Ironic, isn't it?


Retirement -

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MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News

SILLY HITLER - Because you can never mock Hitler too much!

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Porcelina - October 28, 2008, 5:14 pm
Another MWLF poser?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 4:31 pm
f*** you right back, you nazi ****sucker! Eat **** and die!
ziegheil - October 28, 2008, 1:04 pm
you dare to make fun of Hitler? f*** YOU!!!


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MasterCoolieo - July 28, 2012, 10:51 pm
serving up several thousand pounds of destruction so h**

VIKING SHIP - Spare Tire

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HANG IN THERE - Retirement is only 30 years away!

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YOU CAN RUN - But you will only die tired

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FIRST THANKSGIVING - Great. You fed them. Now they're never going to leave.

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:59 am
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:58 am
Not sure you can help that particular animal Tellit... Looks decided taxidermy-ed
tellitlikeitis - June 9, 2011, 10:57 pm
Although a good idea... sorry, i'm too much of an animal lover for even ph**oshop.

WHATEVER THE AMBITIONS - It is never too late to give up

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Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:18 pm

it WAS my disney trip. beauty spacedog....5L
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:49 pm
Ha Haaaa!!! 5er
Airman - October 1, 2010, 3:44 pm
sounds like our Disneyland trip.. nice one Space

REALITY... - is what we tell you it is.

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BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:47 pm
the Saints are impressive...thought I'd give it a watch to see if it's "Reality"
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
Ruff night for the Pats.
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
*are=is...I've been watching futball
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:43 pm
arf arf arrrf arf (and how are SpaceDog?)
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great concept and well done.
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:14 pm
Reminds me of the outer limits...Very, very nicely done galen066
motifake - November 30, 2009, 9:55 pm

Truly demotivating
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 8:20 pm
Good one!



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Rating: 3.43/5

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Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
What about the weekend at Bernie's?It's gone now

DEATH - It brings out the best in people.

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Greybeard - January 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I'm in the same boat... :(
maoworks2 - January 5, 2013, 4:26 pm
That's What I Get Now Very Good 5 Forgotten L mao.

Retirement -

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chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 11:44 am
Hi ughomer, I tried to email you on here about one of your posters that I love but I couldn't get it to send to you... if you get a sec to send me one I can reply to it :)
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:41 am
Thanks ughomer! :)
ughomer - September 2, 2013, 10:21 am
Marvelous, C-Little! 5 Lions.

MOTIFAKE RETIREMENT COMMUNITY - Now accepting applications.

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
Great job MO, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:14 pm
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:13 pm
Thanks Phy and bovee. Couldn't rembember ever seeing it as a poster. But, yeah it's been around for a looong time.
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 11:52 am
going with fido here. love it 5L's
phydeaux - February 25, 2010, 11:44 am
MO, I've seen this pic a bazillion times...I think this is the best job with it.
MO - February 25, 2010, 11:03 am
Tag and comment? Really? Bleah.....
MO - February 25, 2010, 10:39 am
There will be waffles Grey. It's all included in the free continental breffess. You just have to sit through a short 90min presentation.....
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:07 am
Will there be WAFFLES??...and honey oil? 5L

FOLKS IN NEW ENGLAND - are getting a wee bit tired of winter.

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Nicole Umbrianna - January 27, 2011, 9:57 pm
this is too funny!!

POLITIFAKERS - "Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." ~Eugene McCarthy~

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falloutghoul - August 21, 2011, 1:13 pm
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 10:32 am
Same thing we do every night Pinky. Try and take over the World!
MrRandom - September 14, 2009, 10:11 am
So what are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?

THOUSAND YARD STARE - "Damn it, I should have been the one ruining the country!"

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Greeny - October 4, 2015, 7:35 am
r.i.p. Jake
5150monkeylove - October 4, 2015, 2:24 am
Well, today Jake (the pug) was euthanized. I got a final high five before the tranquilizers kicked in. Doc was perfect as I have known him as an ACO before I became a client.
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 5:59 am
Heh, the reason we moved 250 miles away. 5L (duh)

charlie -


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Airman - July 3, 2012, 12:37 pm
thanks all. I appreciate it
mariand - July 3, 2012, 9:35 am
dy2012 - July 3, 2012, 2:09 am
great poster!
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:29 pm
Pretty moving poster. 5L
maoworks2 - July 2, 2012, 10:42 pm
Really Good One Airman, Keep It Up. Mao.

REJECTION - Doesn't kill people. Rejected people kill people.

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forseti - September 9, 2010, 2:25 am
very nice! 5L

FLORIDA - My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

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rudeboy308 - May 20, 2011, 7:56 pm
"God's Waiting Room"--that's what we called Florida when I was growing up in that state.
SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 12:12 pm
the teeth get in the way of all the good stuff anyway
Derek - December 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
Much better the ones with no teeth.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Yeh florida is cool, lots of h** young women...but when you go hunting for an older woman your only option is a melanoma afflicted 60 year old woman with 2 teeth.


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SteveFurlong - June 27, 2012, 7:10 pm
I'd gladly be one of the tunnel construction personnel, but the mods keep rejecting them.

RETIREMENT PLANNING - Knowing that, in the long run, Social Security won't be worth a crap!

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
You Got That Right.


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Sean - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
The potato one is way funnier, so I really do appreciate the comparison. Thanks. And I sure as hell don't fault anyone who thinks this one is a bit much. But the joke is the change in tone, rather than labelling anyone anything. And it's a demot.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:32 pm
If you can't laugh at things like this, you're too uptight. Welcome to motifake... when the bell rings, get to class.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
That was my old favorite Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
And that one was hilarious!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
It is right up there with Culo's "I can count to Potato" poster
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Piman by using retarded against timmies it becomes an insult, used this way it is a definition. Which is offensive? Calling timmies retarded is an insult to everyone with down's syndrome. 5 Corky's Sean, I have a new favorite poster.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SeanI don't know how I missed this. Of course, I hope that doesn't mean I'm retarded. 5 happy Poodles!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:21 am
5 lions for the tags as well
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:20 am
Nothing is sacred pieman. This was pretty well written as well.
pieman - February 11, 2010, 10:08 am
Don't normally get offended by this crap but seriosly. Retarded is used for Timmys. Not the actual mentaly handicaped.

FREE TIBET! - ...with the purchase of any Tibet of equal or lesser value.

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Rating: 2.44/5

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Captain Douchebag - September 26, 2008, 11:45 am
It's funnier in shirt form. You suck.

OIL - Don't support Big Oil

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Bob Chin - November 4, 2008, 9:36 am
I've got a '78 Yugo I'd like to share with you. Gets about 100 miles per quart of oil. I support "little" oil.

I no longer care for normality -

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Greeny - June 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
sure - rub it in... I'm still dealing with needy kids
Reality Lord - June 26, 2014, 4:49 pm

"it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
chickenlittle - June 26, 2014, 3:44 pm
love it, had to fav this one!


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Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:28 pm

Thank you, Mr. Rerun. I received the lock of hair you sent. The dog ate it.
rerun - May 18, 2014, 5:51 pm

Ha, love it.


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rerun - May 5, 2011, 7:29 pm

there is always MAD.....
steph1 - May 5, 2011, 10:10 am
i am trying but he keeps sending me these not so SFW pics of himself and begging me to make posters with them - obviously i can not do that here
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:55 pm

steph you gotta stop picking on Rerun girl.


BRUTUS USUALLY DOESN'T PLAY WITH HIS FOOD - But after eating the auto and everyone in it, he was too full to finish.

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Aruba - January 27, 2011, 4:18 am
bodybuilding :D

FAIL - I don't think you'll be working today or tomorrow.

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DERBY WINNER RETIRES TO STUD - Good work if you can get it.



GOODYEAR TIRES - Their man has really let himself go.

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:41 pm
dont you mean the michelin man?


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flint - August 29, 2010, 3:08 pm
Excellent - 5L
ICEMAN - August 28, 2010, 10:51 pm
That's a fiver.
spacedog - August 28, 2010, 9:53 pm
Nice on RL. 5L


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DRIVE! - who cares if we "bend a rim"? my insurance would hangle its way out of paying anyway

RETIREMENT - 65 years seems just right when you've been working for 57.

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EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 2:08 am
Wow! I've never seen THAT flag lookin' so good! Whoever painted that must have loved it.

DOGMATIC - Convinced that you know the true answer to an unanswerable question, you feel the need to attack others' religions. Keep thy beliefs and disbeliefs to thyself.

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:04 am
RELIGION: You can't start a war without it. Let the chaos begin!!
culos - December 1, 2010, 5:48 am
Any God
Alfredogarcia - December 1, 2010, 4:34 am
What God?
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
I have nothing against god or jesus, its their followers that scare the crap out of me
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 8:40 am
"Please be quiet" in the tags? If it was approved, it's fair game. My two cents... Just because a cult get's really really popular...doesn't make it any less of a cult. Jesus was just a successful version of Jim Jones or Charles Manson.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 1:02 am
Looks like a young Mel Gibson. 5L!


RETIREMENT - When Your Mom Retires From Her Job, The Streets Will Get Messy

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GaryO - January 29, 2015, 7:49 pm
What do you think is wrong?
fascistfrenchman - January 29, 2015, 4:12 pm
This needed more work before upload.

CANNON'S LAW - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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AdmiralAckbar - September 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
I like cole's law

KILL IT WITH TIRE - If fire fails


AIR TRAVEL - Fast. Safe. Convenient.

gone -

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Airman - June 27, 2013, 1:22 am
it ain't over till the Fat Lady sings
GaryO - June 26, 2013, 8:13 pm
Some say lo-o-o-o-o-ve, it is a r-i-i-i-iver…aaahOOOOOO….aahOO, aah, aaaahOOOO, that drowwwns a tender reeeed…..aahOOOOOOOOO…..sorry, just thought we needed that right now…pooper sniff?......anyone?
Greeny - June 26, 2013, 7:44 pm
Easy there steve, some people like to eat while scrolling through place...
steve1961 - June 26, 2013, 12:33 pm
You are needed. Not just for the great posters (iconic is not too strong a word), but we are desperately in need of more testosterone here...we are one Oprah moment away from GaryO and Mord doing a Bette Midler-esque version of "The Rose"...
Airman - June 25, 2013, 11:23 pm
very nice.. I am touched. I really missed being part of this..
MissPriss - April 23, 2013, 11:00 am
Retired huh, well enjoy every minute of it. No matter what else...your avatar was one of the easiest to crop into a poster...sniffle, I mean teehee. 5L for the wonderful send off me Lord.
forseti - April 23, 2013, 2:03 am
Enjoy your retirement, Landman!
- April 23, 2013, 12:04 am
Enjoy your retirement Airman, you are missed.
GaryO - April 22, 2013, 9:46 pm
Amen brother. I didn't know lions could fly until I saw his work.

Fierce Creatures -

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:32 am
5L but...Monty Python's version was funnier...just sayin',teehee.
Silverheart - October 1, 2013, 12:45 am

That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bone5!
lgvernon - September 30, 2013, 10:05 pm

I think that's why we eat them, now. REVENGE!~5LLLLLs

Retirement: Week 16 -

*Ya-a-a-a-wn* -

Retirement -

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chickenlittle - September 1, 2013, 9:52 pm
My parents are retired. They actually did this.

later -

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GaryO - June 1, 2014, 12:32 am

They see me rollin' -

Retirement -


Baby Steps -


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GaryO - December 15, 2012, 8:09 pm
Dunno, just saw the sweatshirt off the shoulder and thought, dang ‘Flash Dance’ grampa!
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:19 pm
Who Is That ?


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Retirement -

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:47 am
Yep Little, I'd have to say GaryO's been away from his cabin too long...5L for sharing.



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Greeny - March 4, 2011, 9:12 pm
nice leisure suit, Larry
rerun - March 4, 2011, 9:06 pm

This pic was taken on a great day. I turned 65...that was one good cigar.

RETIREMENT - Why pretend to be younger than you are I am pretending to be older so I can retire

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champ99 - May 3, 2011, 5:54 pm
Ah Jeeze, I'll have to be my own spelling Nazi..*pumpkin

NELLIS AFB - They are quite aware when the flights from Reno land

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agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
I pretended I was returning on the space shuttle, and they were my escort planes. I was equally pleased with the military band that greeted me at the gate... they seemed to have forgotten their instruments, but one of them hummed ***S as I was cuffed.

MOTIFAKE MEADOWS - very thoughtful of Mr. M to provide a nice place for retired Moderators in the autumn of their lives

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:47 am
LMAO! Latin charm.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:41 am
Racist!!!!!! You flatterer.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:38 am
That being, of course, lard with a nice rack or tortillas
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:37 am
Lard? How racist! LOL!
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:32 am
Or lard.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:29 am
I have standards, dammit! Well, it varies anywhere from having a nice rack, to being a warm, rolled-up tortilla with b***er.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:27 am
I've heard that about you, pretty easy eh?
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:25 am
Only if they buy me a drink.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:20 am
Cool, do you do windows?
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:20 am
LOL! No, no... I'm expected. He's tired of mowing his lawn.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:19 am
Should we warn Canada then? I mean the motifaker, not the country.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:16 am
I'm just passing through on my way to Canada.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:14 am
Famous last words. Tell that to Sheriff Joe.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:12 am
INS agents are far less likely to aprehend a "raging" mexican.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:09 am
I figured you used it for your high blood pressure. Having to deal with Immigration can be stressful.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:03 am
Why do you think I took it in the first place! I mean, if you can tip them while sleeping, why should it go to waste?
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:01 am
Ok, I'm not sure about the changing rooms but, the restrooms don't have doors. I'm just sayin'. And it's easy to kill the viagra, just envision of Mooooooooooooooooooooo.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:55 am
Ok, there is the occasional misuse at the WalMart changing rooms... but that's only when I need the viagra to stop working.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 1:51 am
LMFAO!!!!!!! Are you sure that is all you use it for???
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:50 am
I'm watching it... that's why I bought the oversized dental mirror.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 1:48 am
Well, you are getting on in years. Time to be watching that prostate like a hawk.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:44 am
LOL! I've recently learned that you can piss it out. It's done wonders for my capacity.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 1:34 am
You're lucky you've got a waistline with all the gallons of Guinness you consume.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:31 am
I'm wearin' that waistline a bit high!
rerun - July 23, 2010, 8:39 pm

guess I am the overalls dude
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:39 pm
I mean overalls.
Bartimaeus - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm
Second from the right, third from the left. We all know he wouldn't be caught dead in suspenders.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:28 pm
So, which one is Aggy?

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spacedog - June 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
HA! That's how I feel in the morning, and probably how I look too. 5L



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LogicDude - August 13, 2009, 2:23 pm
I'm only on my first retirement...of course, I work for the gov't so...I guess this is still accurate! 5L
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 2:16 pm
k im not sure, which one of you is retired?

INSANITY - Living in your own little world.

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Current Resident - September 3, 2009, 10:19 am
That's no joke. Brett Farve Two-year contract worth $25 million. That's $25 million bucks there boys and girls.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:33 am
He's not what he once was. Yet.. he's still better than most of the quarterbacks in the NFL today.

OBJECTS IN MIRROR - Are hungrier than they appear

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GENERALIZATIONS - All of them are bad

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Derek - January 13, 2010, 2:13 am
All true generalisations good. Very good :})

THIS IS YOUR FAULT! - You screwed the economy, you clean it up!

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danger isis -

Parts Now Spare -

1,000,000 Likes or odin will ban me from valhalla. -

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JesusWept - January 25, 2017, 8:41 am
2 so far. Looks bleak, bud lolol

when a turtle loses his shell, -

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mizzdizz - July 23, 2016, 2:04 am
I love this kind of humor. I first heard it on The Montel Williams Show as 'Things that make you go hmmmm...'. I've been addicted ever since! I'm glad you liked it! Thanks!
OldIrish - July 21, 2016, 7:51 pm
I love it when you ask open questions that I can give so, so many answers to. UP yours!!!

Time for retirement -

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 9:41 pm
I would have titled this one, "Time for OINTMENT!"
mizzdizz - December 1, 2015, 11:26 pm
Hahaha! Another classic joke from the fans of Kenny Rodgers! I believe that joke originated with Darrel Waltrip aka DW---
Oldsod - December 1, 2015, 7:48 pm
You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel...
mizzdizz - December 1, 2015, 2:23 pm
Thanks JW!
JesusWept - December 1, 2015, 9:03 am
Haha very clever. 5.

I'm so exhausted! -

an artist's canvas is wherever he can find one -

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Cataclysm -

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Time to Retire -

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mizzdizz - November 29, 2014, 12:54 pm
Goooooaaaaan! ROTFL! and once again, I choke on my morning coffee!
demon001 - November 29, 2014, 9:56 am
I went to a theatrical performance about puns, it was a play on words.
concern3 - November 29, 2014, 1:48 am
Oldsod - November 28, 2014, 8:24 pm
Love a bad pun. 5L.
mizzdizz - November 28, 2014, 8:20 pm
Bet this happened on a Monday!

Write This Down -

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:42 pm
Mr. Gary, would offer a grand retirement speech but ya'd just fall asleep half way through...congratulations. Greeny, 5L'd it as usual!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
With retirement comes outhouses? Sweet!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:27 pm
Suddenly, Greeny, I find meself looking forward to my frail dotage...5d and faved.
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:46 pm
Am stockpiling Geritol, m'self. In the fullness of time...
Greeny - November 15, 2014, 12:45 pm
ha - it's like I brought the only bottle of Metamucil to the party...
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 12:21 pm
That wrinkled socks line... absolute platinum. 5L +
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 12:10 pm
Ewww. Information overload...meeeeeeep meeeeeep meeeeeeeep. Quit - restart - continue
GaryO - November 15, 2014, 11:54 am
Yeah, there may be snow on the roof, but the basement is...is...well, crap...the basement is flooded, BRB
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 10:26 am
Gary0, hang that c.r.a.p.o.l.a up at the door. You, kind sir, are immortal. You have bludgeoned your way into many hearts.
GaryO - November 15, 2014, 10:03 am
Oh man. Fav’d, printed, hanging at the office, the den, the cabin...for...ever (which may or may not be all that long...)
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 9:39 am
nice one