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 | THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" - |
 | LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"TAGS: november challenge the cornerstone of your death star Rating: 4.11/5 More motifakes by LogicDude |
 | DESPICABLE HELLHOLE - The sun is shining, birds fly, the air is clear, everything is beautiful here and you are welcome forever, but there's no bacon. Welcome to hell. |
 | I AGREE - She does, however, belong in my room in handcuffs. |
 | PROLIFERATION - Who needs nukes? These suckers breed like rabbits and are cheap! Oh well, I'm off to PetSmart! |
 | EXTORTION - The only way I can get in the top ten! |
 | YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SKINNY - to be sexy |
 | HYDRAULICS, GUTS AND GLORY - This thing is so on my Christmas list. |
 | OPPOSITION - |
 | BADMINTON - |
 | SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook Rating: 3.97/5 More motifakes by Chopperliscious |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | EVERYONE IS REALLY HOT - Some just don't have photoshop |
 | HISTORY - |
 | POSITIONS - The right to go topless? That's an argument I can get behind! |
 | HONESTLY - How Can You ? |
 | JUSTICE - |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | WIFE'S FIRST HUNT - |
 | I AM BECOME TIMMAY - |
 | DADDY - |
 | BRAINSTORMING - Some of the best ideas were found through it. |
 | HOLIDAY DECORATIONS - |
 | WORK ETHIC - |
 | THERE'S TOUGH - then there's SEAL tough |
 | BRICK TOP - nemesis (n) - A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
 | "MY PARENTS ARE IN TOWN VISITING" - Good for you, Luke!! |
 | YOUR LUCKY DAY - Looks like you can save that chloroform for tomorrow night! |
 | EVOLUTIONARY DEFENSE - Being cute is bacon's way of surviving early on |
 | NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT? - |
 | DAPHNE - Here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen. Indisputable proof that Fred was as queer as a $3.00 bill. |
 | HUMILITY - |
 | HALLUCINATORY ART - |
 | DENTAL BEAR - |
 | I SWEAR TO GOD - |
 | GOOD MODERATORS - |
 | YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD - to dream a new dream |
 | PUSHING THE ENVELOPE - |
 | HISTORY - |
 | PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja? |
 | OPERATION DESERT STORM - |
 | DEDICATION TO SUCCESS - |
 | UNION DUES - |
 | ONE'S NICHE - EASIEST TO FIND WHEN OFF THE LEASH - |
 | LONDON MUSEUM OF HISTORY - |
 | HOLIDAY PHOTOS - |
 | JERRY'S KIDS - |
 | GETTIN TO KNOW THE RULES - Anonymus post, that's a paddlin' No spell check, that's a paddlin' Tunnel, oh you bet that's a paddlin' |
 | M&M GLADIATORS - |
 | SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star. |
 | AGGY - |
 | DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women! |
 | MOTIFAKE'S NEW MODERATOR - Forget 'Not funny enough' Look for 'What utter nonsense' |
 | CANADA - There are moose-prints everywhere. |
 | LESSONS - |
 | OH, HELLO THERE... - I'll be through in a minute, I'm just updating my resumé. |
 | CARTOONS - Not just for kids! |
 | YOUR POSTER WAS REJECTED - |
 | NEEDED TO BE SAID - |
 | HEY, ZATANNA... - "Why don't we give these geeks a massive coronary?" "Sure. What did you have in mind?" "Two words: MOTOR BOAT." |
 | JUSTICE - |
 | MR. WTFO BANNED - |
 | HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - The only thing scary about Power Girl's costumes is how goddamn good those sexy, skin-tight outfits look on her. (picture very much related) |
 | BACK TO BASE - While the politicians fuck around these guys just go to work every day |
 | HISTORY - Teaching us what we all learned from the Greek; philosophy, art, war, politics, science and same-sex relationships |
 | THE RED TOOL BOX - |
 | SEEING EYE TO EYE - not when real estate is involved |
 | EASY RIDER - |
 | MOOOOOOO - |
 | CUBBYBEAR - Prefers Melons Over Tomatoes |
 | HISTORY - |
 | G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan! |
 | REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL - |
 | IF YOU'RE GOING TO TEXT - You need to speak-a the language |
 | FOR JUST PENNIES A DAY - |
 | DOESN'T MATTER JIMMY - |
 | REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue. |
 | YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?" |
 | HOW TO NOT FAIL AT LIFE - The "Quit bitching about the bitches" edition |
 | ROAD TO TRUTH - |
 | MORMON TOURETTES - |
 | SUCCESS - |
 | SITTING ON THE TOILET - She figured out how to make it hot |
 | AIRMAN - |
 | WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense |
 | AND THEN THE OTHER GUY BURST INTO FLAMES - Best race ever! |
 | ANNIVERSARY - |
 | IF YOU'RE GOING TO DRINK - then do it right |
 | THE LOOK - |
 | PARANOIA - |
 | "COME" INTO MY "PARLOR" - |
 | WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming? |
 | LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem |
 | HI, I'M BILL CLINTON - Welcome Laura Ling and Euna Lee Want To Join The Mile-High Club? |
 | FUTILITY - |
 | PHOTOSHOP - |
 | GET ALONG BESSIE - |
 | TOGETHERNESS - |
 | DATE NIGHT - Arrrrrr! And to think I shaved me leg for this! |
 | MOOSEHEAD - How do you tell a guy likes Moosehead? Easy! The antler marks on his thighs! |
 | KILLING SPREE - |
 | HEARTS AND MINDS - |
 | RESPONDING TO COMPLAINTS FROM - the NAACP and Hispanic community that their shows lack diversity, Fox has added 'Americas Most Wanted' to the lineup |
 | BOOTY - As Popeye would have said, "Well blow me down!" |
 | CONSENSUS - |
 | MEMORIES - |
 | ECHOLOCATION - |
 | VISITATION RIGHTS - |
 | TRANSPARENT TOPS - Another of God's gifts to Mankind. |
 | PERSISTENCE - |
 | CREDIBLE ICON - |
 | ALLIGATORS - they're getting smarter. |
 | CUBAN WOMEN LEAVING LAS VEGAS - |
 | TEAM BUILDING - |
 | YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT - Ladies...stay the hell away from the garlic! |
 | WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE TRUCKER? - This funny SOB has to be a MOtifaker! Just has to be! |
 | FINALLY... - |
 | YOUTH - |
 | HAPPINESS - |
 | TATTOOS - Have You Really Got What You Paid For ? |
 | A SUPERIOR COUCH POTATO - |
 | FOR A SECOND THERE - |
 | QUALITY OVER QUANTITY - |
 | MOVING TO CANADA - With Knowledge Comes Power |
 | INTOLERANCE - |
 | ELVIS - |
 | SLEEP WELL TONIGHT - Sleep Well |
 | CLOTHES PIN - Why? Because without one he can still breathe! |
 | EXTORTION - |
 | MR. MOTIFAKE - Not funny...racist...tunnel... dupe...lolcat...poor grammar... politifake...tunnel... |
 | LEARNING TO WRITE - it voices your opinion from a safe distance! |
 | TIME - |
 | SEAT 29E - Avoid Sitting There |
 | MODERATORS - |
 | TEAMWORK -TAGS: strategically applied togetherness to screw over another team as much as possible Rating: 3.63/5 More motifakes by Sean |
 | ELVIS IMPERSONATORS - |
 | OBVIOUS - |
 | SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again! |
 | IT'S GOOD TO BE - Tire Boy |
 | FIRST OF ALL - Buy a new Sharpie. |
 | TOURISTS - |
 | HAPPINESS - |
 | AGDANIELE - Master of the Obvious and yet...penniless. |
 | I LOVE HISTORY - It's just so interesting |
 | WE INTERRUPT THIS DREAM - to bring you breaking news out of Memphis |
 | RON'S ART - |
 | HOLY SHIT - |
 | S - L - U - T - "She may be a slut, but she looks good to me." (Todd Rundgren, 'Slut', 1972) |
 | TOGETHERNESS - You'll always remember that magic night! For your sake you better hope the Roofies work as advertised and she never does. |
 | IF YOU ARE TOO OBLIVIOUS - to notice there is a fucking CANNON in front of you, maybe you shouldn't be driving |
 | TOM LANDRY - |
 | PHILOSOPHY - |
 | RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN - |
 | GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. |
 | DAIRY FARM PHOTO ESSAY - Cows..check, milk..check, cream..check, butter..check, Am. Cheese..check, Swiss Cheese..check, Mozzarella Cheese..check, Cheesy Smegma..*click*..check. |
 | CONVERSATION STOPPERS - Err, what was I saying ? |
 | PRODUCT PLACEMENT - This one must have caused a stir |
 | DISCRETION - |
 | PULL OVER JIMBO - |
 | REMEMBER - |