Tagged with: today
 | G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan! |
 | WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming? |
 | REMEMBER - |
 | TODAY - |
 | REALIZATION - |
 | ORDER TODAY - And we'll also include "Surrendering: Secrets of the French Army" complete with your own white flag! |
 | SORRY I CAN'T TALK TO YOU TODAY - I'm Feeling A Little Horse !! |
 | Live For Today - |
 | IF TODAY'S EDITORS OF THE NY TIMES - Were working back in 1943, WW2 may have had a different outcome. |
 | BLASPHEMY - It's a victimless crime. |
 | I PLAYED GOLF TODAY - |
 | I READ THE NEWS TODAY - Oh boy |
 | STILL IN USE TODAY! - It's called Congress |
 | TODAY'S PIRATE SHIPS - So much for Swashbuckling |
 | KIDS TODAY - no respect at all |
 | TAUNTING LIBERALS - |
 | TODAY - This is the first day of the rest of your life. It ain't looking too good. |
 | TODAY - The sad truth |
 | T T T T T TODAY - Junior |
 | FEELING DOWN TODAY? - A little shot of Florence should perk you up |
 | CHARLES MANSON TODAY - Anything Left In Those Eyes? |
 | MY GUESTS TODAY - |
 | TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK. - |
 | KIDS TODAY - Funnier than old people. |
 | TODAY'S WEATHER - Up in Chicago were it is only 21 degrees. I predict there will be a lot of guys taking off my sweater in their minds. |
 | TODAY'S LETTER IS - Stop Fucking with me. Today's Letter is Fuck You Thats Right Fuck You |
 | TODAY - Even Bruce Willis will fail. |
 | TODAY'S RIDDLE - How do you get a fat chick to turn around in circles? |
 | BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today. |
 | HEY WHAT'S TODAY'S DATE? - It's October 31st, Michael. Why? Oh wait...fuck. |
 | MY GUESTS TODAY - are Jane and Bill from Sheboygan Let's give them a hand, and welcome to my show |
 | "IN TODAYS NEWS, BUGS BUNNY - MOLESTS HOISH TRAILER PARK TRASH. IF YOU HAVE EVIDENCE OF HIS INNOCENCE PLEASE COME FORWARD." |
 | IT SEEMS TODAY - That all you see, is violence in movies and sex on T.V |