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 | CUBBYBEAR - Prefers Melons Over Tomatoes |
 | ELVIS - |
 | OBVIOUS - |
 | TOM LANDRY - |
 | TOMMY LEE - Don't Fuck With Him |
 | WONDER WOMAN - She's obviously been visiting the forums... |
 | CUSTOMER SERVICE - |
 | THE ATOM BOMB - Taken by a camera with a ten foot lens from 7 miles away. Shutter speed equaled 1/1,000,000,000 of-a-second exposure |
 | ABORTION - One Tip to Get a Flat Stomach |
 | REMEMBER - |
 | BEER HOLDER - |
 | TOMMY CHONG - If everyone was a stoned as he is there would be no more war. There would be a massive food shortage though. |
 | OPTICAL ILLUSION - |
 | WORM SHIT FOR BRAINS - |
 | OCTOMOM’S NEXT SOURCE - |
 | RAINBOWS - |
 | LANDSCAPE - |
 | SUMMERTIME - |
 | WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... - |
 | SEMI-AUTOMATICS - |
 | SOULS - |
 | ANATOMY OF A FEEL - |
 | RIGHT THERE - and be gentle please |
 | BOTTOMLESS PIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITTY - For arrogant persians emergencies |
 | PROBLEM SOLVING - |
 | TOM AND JERRY - Old school Itchy and Scratchy. |
 | I THINK TOMORROW - should be a Say Something hat day |
 | SERENITY - Is what you feel after a long day on the water Watching the waves break on the shore. Knowing she can only nag the fishes now. |
 | HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA - Who decided to name it this? |
 | DAVE'S INSANITY SAUCE - Yeah, it feel like that goin' down. |
 | HOOD ORNAMENTS - |
 | ACCIDENTS - Statistics Say This Can Be Cause Of Them. |
 | LES GROSSMAN - You're gonna need to call the United Nations to get a binding resolution to keep him from destroying you! |
 | NEVER PUT OFF TILL TOMORROW - |
 | THE NEW TOMB RAIDER - She's a Hottie |
 | THAT 70'S HEARTBURN - Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, ohh what a relief it is . . . |
 | GIGANTIC - |
 | WASHINGTOM DC - |
 | TANNING - |
 | CUSTOMER SERVICE - |
 | ROCK BOTTOM - When Rosy Palms finds you uninteresting |
 | TOM CRUISE - He's Finally Found True Love |
 | TOUCHLESS BATTLESHIP WASH - Free with a fill up (8 or more gal.) |
 | YOU'RE FUCKED - Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the moon Planet earth is blue And theres nothing I can do -David Bowie |
 | THE EPITOME OF BEAUTY - Native American Women |
 | BOTTOMLESS PITS - You will unlikely-probably fall into it from your snowmobile, or your WV rolling mansion. |
 | ~ TOMBRAIDER ~ - More then a decade in the making, still ignoring worldwide requests for one-handed game"play" |
 | INSANITY - |
 | CUSTOMER SERVICE - You're doin' it wrong |
 | NUKES - Not to be trifled with |
 | Customer Service - |
 | BOTTOMLESS PIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY - What the F* it's doing there?? |
 | ROCK BOTTOM - You'll know it when you nom nom deleted deleted |
 | TOM CRUISE... - ...thinks Evil Lord Xenu blew up a bunch of aliens on Earth 75 million years ago. He's crazy. |
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 | LUCK - It takes a lifetime to beat one in a million odds. Just pray that your lucky day isn't the same day you bought your first butt plug. |
 | MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line ! |
 | AMBITION - |
 | AMERICA - One Atomic Bomb Wasn't Enough, Was It? This Is Your Fault! |
 | SEEING IS BELIEVING - When you see it, you will probably not have to go to the bathroom at all.TAGS: motifake shit brick washington ufo atomic dinosaur Rating: 2.7/5 More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F |
 | SAY THERE TOM - |
 | LITTLE TOM THUMB...THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN', AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO... - |
 | ANATOMY - |
 | BAGHDAD AIRPORT CUSTOMS - Do You Have Anything Else To Declare Mohammed. |
 | PEEPING TOMS - |
 | Your Optometrist - |
 | THE WAITING - |
 | SUPRISE BUTTSECKS - Messy Suprise Buttsecks |
 | CUSTOMER CARE - It can take months to find a new customer but if you relax - only seconds to lose them. |
 | IKEA AUTOMOBILES - German engineered, Swedish made. Some assembly required. |
 | ASHTON - |
 | GENTLEMEN - |
 | COUCH POTATOMAN - Able to change TV channels faster than a locomotive... well, maybe after this infomercial |
 | FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS - You make the rocking world go round! |
 | Auto-Atomic Wedgie - |
 | TEAMWORK - |
 | THE CUSTOMER... - Isn't always right. Most of the time, the customer is a fucking moron. |
 | TOM CRUISE - Enough said! |
 | XENU - is going to kill us all! |
 | VASECTOMY - Better than raising retards.... |
 | ROCK BOTTOM - You'll figure it out here in a little bit. |
 | EPIC WIN - Nobody can challenge the dancing tomato man in his natural habitat. |
 | SONIA MINNESOTAMAYOR - She's a big Twins fan. |
 | YOU'RE FUCKED - unless you're jerry |
 | ZIVA DAVID - Only On TV A 'Cold-Blooded Killer' Can Be A Jazz Singer So Hot |
 | IRATE CUSTOMERS - Give them good service, and you won't have them. |
 | TOMATE IS FUNNY - Yes he is. |
 | WOAH - I THINK THIS STUFF FINALLY KICKED IN |
 | THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They lovin'TAGS: they see me rollin tour france bottomless cycling Rating: 2.36/5 More motifakes by majin.manuel |
 | TOM CRUISE - |
 | TOM CRUISE - Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a Coma |
 | NUDE CODE - Why doesn't it work when you really need it?! |
 | PREACHER + INSURANCE GIRL - Anime's cutest couple! |
 | LITTLE HADRON COLLIDER - If you use it right, she won't miss the Large Hadron Collider! |
 | TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW - Creeps in this petty pace from day to day 'Til the last syllable of recorded time. |
 | HUMAN ANATOMY - Hey! Why Don't i have kung fu gland! |
 | TUNNEL ENTRANCE - All ye who enter here, abandon all sense of reality |
 | THAT'S WHY - Mama always told you to wait 30 minutes after eating before going swimming. |
 | THIS GUY - Is right, Celebrities are why the country is going to the shitter! |
 | SCIENTOLOGY - We will only accept it as a religion if Tom Cruise admits he's gay and kisses a man on National TVTAGS: scientology tom cruise chanology gay sex boobies closet pwn Rating: 2.25/5 More motifakes by Liam Andrew Collins |
 | WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM - I go back to the top |
 | SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE INTERNET - I bet someone will be fapping to this (Timmy, you know who you are!) |
 | POWERGIRL - Queen of the MotiFap |
 | WAL-MART - They care about something....... I'm still trying to figure out what it is though. |
 | TOM BRADY - |
 | BILL KAULITZ - You'd tap that. HARD. and you know it. |
 | ROCK BOTTOM - |
 | false dichotomy - |
 | STOMP THE YARD! - Him and his cats do just that... |
 | HAND-ME-DOWN CLOTHING - Ain't always a bad thing !! |
 | TOMBOY - You Don't Even Want To Know |
 | TOMBSTONE - The last place to creatively express yourself. |
 | THE TOMBSTONE - For Those Times When She Won't Put Out |
 | TOM JONES! - English legend! |
 | TOMATO CUTTER - Every emo's dream |
 | TOM CRUISE - Because the volcano on Dianetics just wasn't enough |
 | SERVICE ADVISORS - They don't know shit. |
 | MRS.TOM CRUISE - The next Michael Jackson...scary! |
 | DADDY - would you like some sausage? |
 | TOMMY - Wants Candy |
 | WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut. |
 | MEATOTOMY - Yeah, it's something like this. |
 | LETTING GO - Tom Cruise just couldn't |
 | DR. HOUSE - Turning Doctors Into Superbowl Champions |
 | PROFESSOR RAY PALMER - Livin' the dream |
 | BREAKING NEWS! - Remake of "The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" coming |
 | XENU IS SO REAL! - And don't you dare say otherwise, b!+ch! |
 | CUSTOMER SERVICE - It Was Never Anne's Strong Point |
 | TOM CRUISE - Really likes slides. |
 | SCIENTOLOGY - A couch's worst enemy |
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 | YE OLDE - SWITCHEROO! |
 | CHRISTIAN LOGIC -TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail Rating: 2/5 More motifakes by Atheist |
 | THE TRUTH BEHIND THE ATOMIC BOMB... - They actually contain midgets that divide by zero....... |
 | FEMALE ANATOMY - The vagina is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. |
 | ROCK BOTTOM - |
 | HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Means, "The fear of long words" What cruel SOB came up with that |
 | TOM CRUISE - What a fucking nut! (and his opinion is worth so much more than most!) |
 | SOME SAY "TOMATO" - I say "FUCK YOU". |
 | OPRAHS'S VAJAYJAY - It's Painin' |
 | APPLE BOTTOM CHICK - Fuck you. She's from Houston. deleted deleted |
 | PEEPING TOM - I see you.... |
 | TOM - Damn It! Why Won't He Comment Me! |
 | TOMAHAWK - When A Riceburner Just Don't Cut It |
 | IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you! |
 | RELATIONSHIPS - The most important ones in life don't always involve sex. |
 | OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel. |
 | TOM CRUISE - HE'LL JUMP ON YOUR FURNITURE, BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY AND HE JUST DOESNT CARE. HES RICH BITCH. |
 | AAARGH - a peeping tom |
 | PITTSBURGH STEELERS SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS - THANK YOU DR. HOUSE |
 | THE TOMBSTONE - It happens when you get caught cheating |
 | GANGSTER TOMATO - They're tired of being on the God Damn Whopper... |
 | SICK TOMBSTONE - What kind of asshole would give such a name to a dog? |
 | TOMMY LEE - BIG DICK OR A BIT OF A DICK ? |
 | KAULITZ TWINS - Well... you had it coming, you EMO-trash faggots |
 | T. HANKS... - He supports Obama (and his opinion is worth more than most!) |
 | TOM - It´s my only friend |
 | PEEPING TOMS - No Matter How Old We Are or How Good We are, We Just can't Resist. |
 | THE WAY YOU LIVE - is the way you will die |
 | HIROSHIMA - Ha, you missed. |