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Tough Demotivational Poster


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Airman - January 25, 2011, 4:13 pm
when he was here in Denver, he joined a countryclub. Showed up in jeans tshirt & cap on backward to play golf. They said ok this one time. Next time he did it, they handed him a check on the first teebox for his $65k membership fee and told him to leave
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
I agree Airman. He's tough to like. I find the overwhelming dislike for a par quarterback on an ok Chicago team interesting. The 2nd most hated man in the NFL this year after Favre. Boys are bigger in the NFL than high school Donk. Still not sold friend.
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
The only tendon in my knees that I didn't tear playing football was the PCL in my right knee. Even in highschool I played with broken fingers and torn ligaments. I'm pretty sure if you're getting paid $10mil/yr you should sac-up and tough it out.
Airman - January 25, 2011, 10:47 am
since I posted it, I better say something. Turns out he has a sprained mcl. The problem with Cutler is not if he was hurt or not.. it is the perception of him. He pouts, he sits by himself, he doesn't care what anyone says about him. He's hard to like.
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 9:20 am
C'mon Donk. That's not true at all. Cutler suffered a Grade II MCL tear in his left knee. Takes three to four weeks to heal. Bears fans might think they are better off with Grossman or Orton... but they would be wrong.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 11:39 pm
I knew this one would piss some people off. Real bears fans love this poster...trust me, I know quite a few. Bears are supposed to sac-up and get it done.
Produceman117 - January 24, 2011, 9:05 pm
Karma from their bs week 1 win over Detroit finally caught up to them.
Danoroo - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
I got the cramps just watchin
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 2:43 pm


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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:43 pm
hootizz - October 19, 2010, 4:36 am
'effing brilliant'..!! this is quite simply a masterpiece..!! 5 Baloney Sammiches...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:28 pm

dude i gotta start checking the submitters name before taking a swig on the beer. d***! monitor is totally covered in nose beer...again. awesome!!!!


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GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:34 pm
I always pour for the lady with the jug. Now if Gas chimes in stating she has more than twenty digits, I’ll need to make a run to the liquor store….. or I’ll end up blubbering my guts out in the shower…..
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 8:24 pm

~~~I have brown liquor~~~just don't mistake me for a dude, DUUDDDE~~~
mariand - April 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
OK, guys...check out the forum... Gary, there were times when I've asked myself, why you're so careful?...lol
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yes, or at least participation in the forum thread "I like to know who I'm talking to" made by Porcelina... nudge nudge... Mariand... take note XD No worries, I'll double up and bring 2 for us both... d***
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:54 pm
Yeah, I’m thinkin’ one of those gender thingies would be quite handy ‘bout now…or a few months back….I’m too afraid to search back thru my comments on Mariand’s posters…..need another sh** M0rd? If so, get me one while yer up.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 6:41 pm
Gary, I'm right there with you, I'm on my way now, pour me a glass so long... Chrissake... Mariand... I am so sorry for thinking you were a female as well...
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
Yeah, that might be good…..at least to defuse this Crying Game thing that has taken possession of my frontal lobe…assumptions can be so d***ing at times….sorry pard, total misread
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:10 pm
hahaha... I think it's time to show my face... or to send a PM to Gary
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 5:06 pm
Ahem, well now...make that thank you LADDIE.....I need a drink, NOW
Hawamleh - April 13, 2012, 4:48 pm
he's a dude bro...
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:46 am
Thank you, fine Lady
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:35 am
well done Gary


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Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:24 pm
My father-in-law was a lumberjack, and stories he could tell you, ain't nothing compared to these skateboarders have.
- July 5, 2011, 4:12 am
ok sori..good poster..
forseti - July 4, 2011, 3:24 am
I'm not grateful because I already know it (since a year or two). I just want to inform you. Did that myself and no one was grateful! :D
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 8:26 am
rerun - July 2, 2011, 6:46 am

somebody please PM me & let me know wht site this was taken from. @krazirefa, at best don't do this again. Should you feel the need to post something you found from another site make sure you tag "not mine" somewhere it can be seen.
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 2:47 am
u got it frn..have fun..
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 1:16 am
Plagiarism is not well regarded here.
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 12:45 am
Cool down friend... I liked the poster and wanted to share it... you should be grateful ..
forseti - July 1, 2011, 3:50 pm
please don't copy from other sites! 1L

CHILDHOOD - You have a new PC, X-Box, TV, games and you're bored We have a new Ball and having the time of our lives

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TheSanityInspector - June 25, 2013, 3:41 pm
On the other hand, Minesweeper isn't a computer game for him.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 10:14 pm
Thanks, much appreciated
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 10:02 pm
OOOH, yeah. 5core!


AFRICA - You think you're tough?

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DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:09 am
I got $20 on the baboon
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:09 am
I got $20 on the baboon

TOUGH ROOSTER - Yeah he's in the joint, but he doesn't really give a cluck.


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lgvernon - February 6, 2012, 8:16 pm

Although I've posted several with cats, I don't think that's the case at all. Thanks for your comment.
Verdeckt - February 6, 2012, 8:13 pm
At the risk of wearing Sean's wrath, try not to limit yourself to just cat posters.


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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 12:23 pm
Actually, I believe the guy pictured is a successful investment stock broker in England. He dresses that way "because he can."
champ99 - September 13, 2011, 10:11 am
I know. My wallet gets thinner everyday paying for these yahoos.
Kspace - September 13, 2011, 9:19 am
Your tax dollars hard at work.


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CANADA - December 18, 2009, 3:35 pm
i doubt he would still be flying. top gun came out way back in 86.....old timer
Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
When Top Gun came out I remember reading that the "top gun" in the US-military was actually a Canuck. Now as for these "friendly sire" incidents... tell us about them!
Danomite - October 6, 2009, 7:52 am
Odd how our pilots are better, more experienced and have fewer friendly sire incidents. Them geese sure are good.


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BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old ph**ographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!


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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 1:00 am
...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. "
ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:59 am
"This cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further...
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 9:09 am
Fava bean5 and Chianti


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Sho - November 9, 2013, 6:20 pm
Does he look like a b!thc?


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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:16 am


When Thing's Get Tough . -

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GaryO - March 20, 2014, 3:51 pm
Ya got me on Nazi’s…….yer in error if you think ’in regards to’ s/be used…..but I love you aaaand didn’t see that swastika on yer little lapel there
steve1961 - March 20, 2014, 12:32 pm
Grammar "Nazis"; "in regards to"...
maoworks2 - March 20, 2014, 9:04 am
Thanks For The Backup GaryO,Hay I Went To McGill.
GaryO - March 20, 2014, 8:50 am
Grammar Nazi’s are the most confounding of breeds in regard to the human subspecies, as they seem to think they’ve mastered the proper usage of a mongrel language we, at present, call ‘English’.
GaryO - March 20, 2014, 8:49 am
I’d much prefer to be hunkered in that cozy cabin; communicating warm poorly spelt thoughts, than all hunched over my mother’s PC, feeding on grammatical typos.
GaryO - March 20, 2014, 8:48 am
Misspell one plural possessive adjective and the word vultures gather, poking away with their tiny pathetic peckers.
MPsniper - March 20, 2014, 4:55 am
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 7:32 pm
That’s my heart, Mao. Sure is.
Ashson - March 19, 2014, 6:26 pm
...their cabin...


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Airman - April 13, 2012, 11:03 am
don't you love grandkids.. I got 4 myself.. but none on the immediate horizon
SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:17 pm
Back-door delivery is possible with back-door fertilization. Or are you telling me a hundred pr** flicks are doing something wrong?
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 8:35 pm
All a pleasure. Your grandkid? That is just awesome, just to think in a few years you can show them this pic :)
Greeny - April 12, 2012, 8:33 pm
Thanks - and that's grandbaby #5 in the oven there...
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:39 pm
I've been waiting for this one to come out so I can give it a 5L Greeny, excellent job


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jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 7:55 pm
Gonna feel that one in the morning


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Fatt Matt - December 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
I love it! 5 martyrs for mr. bone
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:16 pm
Actually Claire I believe it is either Mosses or St. Pete...but I gave up on religion long ago
Claire - December 9, 2009, 10:15 pm
This is funny, but I thought it was Adam in that painting?

GREYBEARDS - It pays not to mess with them

canadians -

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MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:20 am
Just a tad...teehee
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:19 am
Ug...you should see the gals!
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 12:00 am

LOL! Had to go into town for provisions and while in the store I was asked if it was cold out. "No, it's nice," I said. "It's about 40, I think." I have lived in Wyoming too long.
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:29 am


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Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:11 pm
We go to Maui like everybody else.
Mr. Shiny - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
lol pretty much true. 5
Derek - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Where do Hawaiians go for their vacations?
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:29 pm
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:18 pm
HA! Very well played.


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Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:33 pm

and for the rest of us who never saw the thread, hold ctrl and use the scroll wheel to zoom in.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
You Have To Make The Best Out Of Everything Eh?
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 6:55 pm


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GreyScorpion - April 21, 2010, 7:51 pm
you be stylin' and profilin'!! chicks be diggin' ya!! 5L
rerun - April 21, 2010, 7:21 pm

I loved that red bow tie, even if I got beat up for wearing it


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GaryO - April 13, 2012, 10:16 pm
But they seem to always have their hands at 10 and 2…first thing learned an apparently last thing forgot. Funny, they putt down the road at 20 mph, but bomb outta the drive in reverse at 50….gotta love the blue hairs
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:53 am
I respect old people... I just wanted to show that a tough childhood leaves a bad print on entire life of a person.
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:38 pm
Lol, makes me think of old drivers who (most anyway) suck at driving


FIRST OF ALL - Buy a new Sharpie.


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spacedog - October 1, 2009, 6:33 pm
Okay. Love it.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 11:01 pm
Killroykill - September 30, 2009, 10:12 pm
which one is fido?


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agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
And I never did thank Benedict Arnold for posting the first comment!
Sean - July 31, 2009, 5:06 pm
I know Moooooooooooooooooooo, I KNOW! And every ten to twenty minutes or so, there's this strange, haunting, hoofy knock on my front door. I'm too scared to answer it ... but I have to eventually, I have this candygram coming. Hurrrayyyy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:33 pm
FYI, Paul. EVERYTHING on Motifake is a joke....especially you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:32 pm
WTF Sean? Epic Typo failure.
Sean - July 31, 2009, 2:28 pm
Oh my god! *Canada (please! don't nobody tell the mooses!)
Sean - July 31, 2009, 2:20 pm
the greatest nation of all time. Hey, you know who you are ... *mutters WTFO*
Sean - July 31, 2009, 2:19 pm
I'm not sure who else distorted the facts Paul. But as I accept your word for it, I apologise for mis-stating the record. Now if you don't mind, I have to get back to training my all-moose hit squad, as someone recently implied that Cananda was NOT ...
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 31, 2009, 9:16 am
This is obviously not a joke. But you're entitled to your opinion. But hey, I admit that that first poster I made that started this series was wrong of me to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 9:06 am
I concur.....Being able to take a joke is a very important part of being included in the motifake community......So is making funny posters...You sir, fail on both fronts.
Arrogant Knight - July 31, 2009, 8:58 am
No, no... It's just you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 31, 2009, 8:38 am
Facts and truth have a nasty habit of doing that.
Arrogant Knight - July 31, 2009, 8:34 am
...You're annoying.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 31, 2009, 8:29 am
But since when do the facts matter?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 31, 2009, 8:28 am
Ummmm... way to distort the facts guys but no. I didn't "whine" to have a poster deleted. I simply played the game and made a counter poster that was rejected. Then the boss realized that yours "slipped through" and HE decided to delete it.
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 8:29 pm
ahhh football
a name of no use - July 30, 2009, 8:26 pm
Stupid, he should've run it in, now we have to settle for three points...
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 8:09 pm
poulticing = politicking
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 8:08 pm
At first I was relieved...but the I realized that nobody hated me anymore
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 8:06 pm
I was poulticing to have Deltabob's removed...but then she explained that she was really targeting Patricia's monkey and not me
Sean - July 30, 2009, 7:39 pm
Who? Indeed. And more specifically, the whiner who will soon get this poster yanked as well.
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 7:35 pm
Who's Paul?
Sean - July 30, 2009, 7:29 pm
Why must aggy be so mean? *hands Paul a tissue*



The Tough -

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EmilioDumphque - February 8, 2017, 5:18 pm
"incoming fire has right-of-way"

Toughest Game -

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:20 am
Not for wimps! LUUUUUUV IT!!!!! 5 brave roaring lions!
JesusWept - February 24, 2015, 10:52 pm
Thanks :)
theyuk - February 24, 2015, 10:40 pm
It's the world's oldest and largest MMORPG, and causes Windows to lag.
Reality Lord - February 24, 2015, 10:39 pm

excellent series

Discernment -

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