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Tower Demotivational Poster


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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-p****.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am
The only thing worse than a bully is the little b**** who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment wh***?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.

US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3

We Will Remember -

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maoworks2 - September 12, 2014, 6:56 pm

IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you!

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Corey - August 16, 2009, 6:09 am
Yeah cuz we wernt at war with Japan or anything, and its not like a invasion of the island wouldnt have costed 100's of thousands of lives... oh wait.
Anon - August 3, 2009, 9:31 pm
Don't make us come for you next.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 3, 2009, 12:31 am
Nor did many find it funny when we did it to them.
Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:46 pm
Never a truer thing said.


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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


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Derek - January 18, 2011, 4:43 pm
I bet there are a lot of Aussies contemplating wet floors just now.


STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.


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lgvernon - September 11, 2013, 10:49 am

Thanks, CL~
lgvernon - September 11, 2013, 10:48 am

To each his own, GaryO. Here~~~>have some pie.
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:29 am
I like this, implies such a loss of innocence. I don't think anyone will ever forget that feeling they had that had when the 2nd plane hit, that realization that it was intentional.
GaryO - September 11, 2013, 7:01 am
the ‘one’ bomb somehow seemed apropos…..however, it’s a new day, and all evidence is now removed by the gathering of the lions

BOB THE BUILDER - He can't fix this one.


Epic city -

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BrokenEye - August 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
No. I don't like over-using of cliched landmarks, and this city over-uses the hell out of them.
TheAlternative - January 19, 2009, 6:45 am
Is this from a movie?

Immigration Debate -

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EmilioDumphque - February 24, 2017, 3:12 am
Somehow, the Japanese managed it. Does that make them more Christian?
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 12:49 pm
A debut like that? Up yours! Please check out the Poster evolution thread in our forum. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9718&p=256395#p256384
Silverheart - February 22, 2017, 11:20 pm

Wow. That's one powerful picture there. Welcome to Motifake, please stick around, you're off to a great start.

Longcat -

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Mongo - September 18, 2009, 10:26 am
Python mugger!
Mr.Man - January 27, 2009, 2:08 am
WTF! Where is the CN Tower? Canada totaly had the tallest building in the world up until Dubai!

TWIN TOWERS - The Architectural Wonder... The Awesome Skyline Presence... The untold loss, anguish and pain...

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LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 3:13 pm
Okay, okay OKAY! I'll 'fess up...I accidentally killed a h***er in my room in WTC7...I had to cover up my crime somehow and the other Towers collapsing just kind of came in handy - timing, ya know? And GTA is right - I DID get my money back!
Fatty - May 18, 2009, 3:02 pm
I have to 2nd what Torkil said. WTC7 had absolutely no reason to fall. Only steel bldg in history to collapse in on itself(much like a controled demo.) from fire alone.
Torkil The Destroyer - May 18, 2009, 12:09 pm
Watch Zeitgeist & Zeitgeist Addendum!
Moooooooooooooooooo - May 5, 2009, 2:40 am
God d*** It. Now that's going to be one of my Aliases. Shouldn't of had that Eight sh** of Escorial.
HAI - May 5, 2009, 12:47 am
HEY GUYZ!!!! I DID COMMENT #77777 !!! DO I WINS A PRIZE?!??!?!?!??!!??!?!?! g** - May 4, 2009 9:32pm, #77777 JK LOL (OR AM I?) K THX BYE
mooooooooooooooooooooo - May 5, 2009, 12:43 am
I should have said primarily Muslim countries. And for some reason my punctuation sucks today.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 5, 2009, 12:40 am
I mean Muslim terrorists of course
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 5, 2009, 12:39 am
attacked the US?
I was only agreeing with Barokeva - May 5, 2009, 12:39 am
I was only agreeing with Barokova's statement that there have been bigger atrocities in the past. As for the rest. Are you saying that if the US had never been involved in a military action in the muslim countries that terrorists would still have
WTFO - May 5, 2009, 12:36 am
leadership, Imams, and media have twisted our attacks on brutal dictators to an attack on Islam. I believe that is why we are attacked.
WTFO - May 5, 2009, 12:35 am
people, exploiting them, keeping them undereducated and brainwashing them that the source of their problems are Israel and the Western culture. They've bred hate for years and this is what we get. Like you said our intentions are good, but their corrupt
WTFO - May 5, 2009, 12:33 am
civilians that were attacked were caused by our military actions around the globe. I don't buy into the "blame America first". We were attacked because the corrupt national leaders and extremist Islam teachers have kept power by suppressing their own
WTFO - May 5, 2009, 12:31 am
opportunities to kill terrorists/insurgents. That is why we are not firing on mosques that the bad guys are taking cover in (per Conv rules that mosque loses its protections when used for combat purposes.) I also take issue with your a**ertion that the US
WTFO - May 5, 2009, 12:29 am
unlawful combatants (most of the terrorists/insurgents we are fighting). BTW civilians are called non-combatants (forgot the right term for a second). The US goes above and beyond the Geneva Conv rqmts to avoid collateral damage even at the cost of losing
WTFO - May 5, 2009, 12:28 am
experience, there is a significant difference between collateral damage and targeting civilians and I'm not alone. The Geneva Conventions agree with my a**ertion. They define the difference between lawful combatants (like me), civilians (9-11 victims) and
WTFO - May 5, 2009, 12:26 am
Moo, first I would be careful about trying to make sense of anything barokeva posts, he has proven over and over again that he is a driveby a**hat looking for attention. He tends to drop stupidity with no cause other than to stir up ****, IMO. In my
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2009, 10:42 am
Again. I do not support terrorist acts. But if you live in a country with an active military, then you need to be prepared for retaliation against your homeland. I do and I am. IMO it's just common sense.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2009, 10:38 am
But regardless of America's intent (which I know was peaceful). Their military actions caused the terrorists to take aim at the US. I know it hurts but logically it makes sense.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2009, 10:35 am
Barokeva was very vague in his comments. Based on his words we can infer that he refers to the holocaust during WW2 and the genocide occurring in Africa for years. All military actions that caused the loss of civilian life. I don't condone terrorism
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2009, 10:28 am
They didn't necessarily support.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2009, 10:27 am
don't get me wrong. I agree wholeheartedly that the WTC disaster was a heinous act against the US. but IMO there is no difference between collateral damage and intentional targeting. Innocent people still died, Based on decisions by a government that
WTFO - May 4, 2009, 1:30 am
There is a huge difference between civilians dying due to collateral damage and the intentional targeting of civilians. It doesn't take military experience to see the difference.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 4, 2009, 1:09 am
Civilians die all the time in military conflicts. isn't that Murder?
Pissed American Soldier - April 27, 2009, 4:08 pm
to Barockeva: It is worse than those deaths! The people in the WTC towers were MURDERED! The people in the planes were MURDERED! They were regular people living their daily lives! Some far too young to die this way! You heartless bastard! Go to Iraq(home)
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 6:37 pm
Not nearly as bad as all the deaths from countless other causes every year.
Rofl cry babies - December 27, 2008, 10:48 am
This **** never happened, are you f***ing stupid?
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 9:47 am
Sure kirkland, the impact and explosion of 2 airliners had nothing to do with it; and you're mistaken - it's your Mom that goes down just for the hell of it.
kirkland - November 3, 2008, 8:09 am
...The only two buildings in HISTORY to go down because of a fire. WTC 7 went down just for the hell of it.


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GaryO - November 23, 2012, 8:38 am
No dis…..I tried…can’t bring myself to do it….I…..I… I love the Airman….OK, gentle disses…loving gentle ones (but thank you sir ug)
ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:22 am
Sort of reminded me of the movie "Paper Chase" with Timothy Bottoms. 5L for dissing the Airman once again!
Greeny - November 23, 2012, 5:29 am
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 8:36 pm
Thank you, Missy
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 8:31 pm
Wow...made me feel like I was right there with 'em...nicely done 5L.


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Sensamilli - August 18, 2011, 12:59 pm
This speaks volumes 5 rated.

MOD ORIGINS - Every generation has a legend... Every journey has a first step... Every man has his beginnings...

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Fatt Matt - June 8, 2010, 5:17 pm
CoolioIndeed - June 8, 2010, 1:56 pm
It probably would have been better if I saved it for Friday but I chose to submit it today with the feeling it was more related to the other "Mod trailer" posters than it was a roast of Jake here.
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
Wow! Just Wow! That may be the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Dang Poodles only let me vote once! 5! 5! 5! 5! 5!
GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 1:33 pm
I initially rejected this for that reason, and PM'd him and asked him that, Coolio said he'd be like dorito's and make more
thatonechick - June 8, 2010, 1:32 pm
Shoulda saved this for Friday.


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agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
Sigh.... yeah, that's the stuff...ish.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
I remember this one. Comment nostalgia.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:01 pm
Used MWLF as the beginning of each line and named the 4 posters he surpassed.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I created this one.... it's too poetic and full of high-school level hidden meaning. aka: crap
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 10:58 pm
There is always this one.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:24 am
Donkadonk!!! Woot wooot!!!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Where the air is free to....why is Trashes dog EYEBALLING ME??????? I've paid rent this month.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Isn't it nice to let loose the bonds of politics and racism, and get back to the peace of monkies and badonkadonk?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:21 am
Ooops. This isn't pat's. I mean I like it here, but I'm a purist ... at least when it comes to drinking water, and p***.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:19 am
Politics, religion, race, oyyyy ... hey, bring on 'dem monkeys ....
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:55 am
rev psych fails again!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:50 am
Just don't comment on this poster please
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:46 am
Oh, but they are, and I love them for it!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:44 am
It's a nic for people who come here just to stir up **** even when nobody is paying attention.
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:39 am
The South Park Timmies or the Mr. Wizard Timmies?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:37 am
wow the timmies are out tonight!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 3:13 am
At least you spelled it right. Nite brother.
MO- - June 28, 2009, 3:10 am
Trash? MOOOOO? I'm out! Youz guyz have a good'n! As a well spoken sports anouncer on PTI says......GOOD NIGHT CANADA!!!
MO- - June 28, 2009, 2:56 am
PIG!!!! OOOOT!! OOOOOT!!! pig, pig, pig!!!! Wut, wuuuuut!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am
I know its probably supposed to be a dog but i have always imagined the little brown curly tailed guy in the foreground to be a pig.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:52 am
From here I can see Bacon, Monkey, And Korean food
MO(nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:51 am
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:49 am
nah this is timmy style c'mon everybody there's a monkey party in the bustle!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
Your dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
You're dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am
And so it begins
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Tag, You're it.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:42 am
I think it would be just ducky if this poster was #1 in comments, but that could never happen with an obscure, "not exactly gut busting" poster like this. Could it?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am
I dunno. The a** monkey FTW
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:35 am
I will now publicly appologize to pat....SWEATER MONKEYS RULE!!!
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:29 pm
Speakin of surreal aggy...I need some consistency in my MOtifaking! I'm not happy with the new changes...
MO - June 14, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ag, I love the place mat idea!! I'munna steal it, and make me a mouse pad! Maybe two......meese pads?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:23 pm
It was all of us!!! The tags serve as cliff-notes for those who don't want to fully immerse themselves into what got this poster where it's at... a time capsule, of sorts.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:57 pm
I think I know where Patricia keeps his little cage. No if anyone wants me, I have to go back and finish reading the tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:44 pm
man Aggy you really summed it up perfectly, I'm proud to be included. Truth is, I haven't been a part of a movement so huge since the holocau.........I've said too much.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow! I'm very honored, agdaniele! So is Patricia's Monkey ( hey, that could be a band name!) I didn't know you could have so many tags! In the future, I will be sure to abuse the tag feature. Hehe, warm beaver.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:13 pm
This is very nice, Agd. Love the tag-art, too.
MO - June 14, 2009, 6:59 pm
5 blue pills!!!! And when I get to work tommorrow, 5 red ones!!!

WRONG - place wrong time

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Chopperliscious - May 12, 2009, 5:01 am
Awww thank Kev - someone appreciates the blood, sweat and tears I put into this site! Heheheee
Kevsha - May 7, 2009, 2:39 pm
awwww.... Bobby chin, you is a douche
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 8:50 am
No chopping there - straight cgi courtesy of the movie, Postal.
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:29 am
Wrong site. Ph**ochopped is down the hall and to the left.

THEY ARE BOTH FRENCH! - Just in case you forgot

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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:27 am
France also gave the US a serious amount of money to help the American revolution - which may have cost Louis XVI and the rest of the aristocracy their lives.
Alexis.Chu - August 30, 2009, 12:04 am
no rage plz :D we French are just f***ing awesome, admit it
Pepe Le Pew - August 29, 2009, 4:09 pm
Who could forget that an ugly black radio tower that was supposed to be taken down, was just left there by a lazy nation. The statue has an arm that doesn't work like all of the french military and the head is filthy just like french hygiene No one forgot

EIFFEL TOWER - A tower used to scare smaller countries

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WHEN YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks...... Lord-Knows it's giving the NYPD who were sent there "FLASH-BACKS"

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Fooly4 - February 25, 2010, 10:08 pm
Am I the only one who didn't **** bricks?
Derek - February 2, 2010, 3:25 pm
Twin smoking towers :})


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JesusWept - October 2, 2016, 2:36 pm
Thanks :)
concern3 - October 2, 2016, 2:26 pm
UP yours


Tokyo Sky Tree -

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Surnbomb - March 19, 2015, 3:26 pm
Glad U asked. Chibsem resembles a super-enormous snake w/ dragon-like arms & legs, & webbed wings. He's mah giant snake character.
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 7:14 am
A Chibiseme?! or Chibsem?