Tagged with: trek
 | THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants. |
 | WAITING FOR ANSWER - |
 | CAN YOU HEAR IT? - The old Star Trek fight music? Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada da dah, Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada DA dah... |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | SPOCK'S HUMANITY - |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | STAR TREK - If someone's gonna get attacked, it's gonna be a RED SHIRT |
 | THE ETERNAL QUESTION - |
 | CAPTAIN PICARD - Never let him drive |
 | BALLET CLASSES - |
 | CORPORAL PUNISHMENT - You should've seen what happened to Rand when she brought him cold coffee |
 | DIFFERENCE -TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek Rating: 3.39/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | TREKKER - Nerds rule the universe! |
 | REALITY - |
 | STAR TREK COCKTAILS - Because NERDS can handle the taste beer |
 | KLINGON PROVERB - |
 | CHILDHOOD - |
 | LOGICAL - "Wanting is more pleasurable than having" (Vulcanian Proverb) |
 | ORION SLAVE GIRLS - |
 | KLINGON MIND MELD - |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | LUBRICATION - |
 | VULCANIAN - |
 | NEED - |
 | WHO BESIDES ME -TAGS: star trek politics republicans liberals with balls lol Rating: 3.19/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | UNIFORM - |
 | YOUR STORIES - |
 | STAR TREK FAIL - Gang signs? Spock is in a gang? |
 | BLUE SHIRT - |
 | VULCAN GREYBEARDS - |
 | SECURITY! - She set her boobs on "Stun" |
 | LOGICAL - |
 | RED NINJA - |
 | YELLOW SHIRT - |
 | SPOCK - Likes the little girls |
 | RED SHIRTS - Guaranteed deaths. |
 | SPOCK - Builds mnemonic memory circuits using stone knives and bearskins.... You don't |
 | I REGRET TO INFORM YOU, CAPTAIN, - that I have so far been unable to synthesize the components of the chemical compound you call 'Viagra'. However, I have come across rather intriguing references to a 'penis pump'. |
 | Star Trek Porn - |
 | RED SHIRT - |
 | RUGS - Some couldn't be more obvious if Aladdin was flying around on it. |
 | Captain Kirk - |
 | BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America |
 | THAT NIGHT... - they shared a love that dare not speak its nameTAGS: star trek star wars george lucas gene roddenberry Rating: 2.6/5 More motifakes by Electric Chair Guy |
 | CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am |
 | NO BRAINER - Kirk rules, Picard drools. |
 | KIRK HAIKU - |
 | YELLOW SHIRT - |
 | WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us |
 | 72 VIRGINS - |
 | TREKKIES...... - This Beats the hell out of the green chick |
 | VOLCANOLOGIST - |
 | LOGIC -TAGS: life time philosophy wittgenstein star trek spock human word Rating: 2.55/5 More motifakes by giulio |
 | GALAXY MAP - |
 | SURVIVORS - |
 | STAR WARS/STAR TREK WARS - Awesome has a new name |
 | SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do. |
 | VOLCANOLOGISTS - |
 | STAR TREK (2009) - Zoe Saldana will be just fine in the role. Don't you agree? |
 | KLINGONS - They can be merciful |
 | MARTA - Batgirl, who? |
 | ORION SLAVE GIRLS - Thank Heaven for the Black Market! |
 | Apprecation - |
 | Scotty - |
 | Worf - |
 | JAMES "SCOTTY" DOOHAN - March 3 1920 - July 20 2005 Red Shirts always die, just sometimes of old age. |
 | BETTER QUESTION - Where in the universe is the one woman he hasn't fucked? |
 | Expendability - |
 | TREKKIES - Suffering crippling hand injury since 1966. |
 | STAR TREK - How many diffrent TV shows does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
 | RED SHIRT COLOGNE - Because tomorrow my never come |
 | RED SHIRTS - |
 | BONES MCCOY - He knows when a man is dead |
 | STAR TREK: MR. SULU GETS MARRIED - A new addition to the Star Trek Universe This Fall on Oxygen |
 | CONVENTIONS - So, there you are, tired of showing up as Seven of Nine at ST-Cons. So you think to yourself, let's do something different, let's make a Power Girl outfit. |
 | STAR TREK 2009 - Now with less shatner. |
 | WHORES... - ...without them, those nerdy little fuckin trekkies would never get laid. |
 | STAR TREK - I'm a fan, and I lost my virginity at 16. What's YOUR excuse? |
 | THE ENTERPRISE - Scotty finds it exciting. |
 | CRAZY SPACE CHICKS - Who cares if they might kill you? It's SO worth it! |
 | KHAN - He never forgets a face. Even if he's never seen it before. |
 | KES - Would you, Pedobear? |
 | STAR TREK - Im a fan...even went to the 30 yr anniversary, got laid when I was 13, currently banging a hot Asian chick....oh, and work as a network specialist. I do not need an excuse :) |
 | PATRICK STEWART - best known for his work in chicken little as "Mr. Woolensworth". |
 | FURRIES VS. KLINGONS - Whoever wins, WE LOSE! |
 | TELEPORTATION DANGERS - Coming to a future near you. Watch Out |
 | WESLEY CRUSHER - The Absolute Most Annoying Whiny Cry-Baby Screw-Up To Ever Live In The Star Trek Universe |
 | CAPTAIN KIRK - |
 | RED SHIRT - Dead Man Walking!TAGS: red shirt redshirt shirts redshirts star trek trekkies enterprise Rating: 1.67/5 More motifakes by jalford |
 | STAR TREK, NOT STAR WARS - Live long and prosper, idiot. |
 | Continuity - |
 | QUICKLY.. - You are in great danger, you must take that red shirt off immediately |
 | wunderkind - |
 | WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . . |
 | DEATH VS LOVE - Man in red shirt = Scotty or dead Woman in red shirt = Uhura or love interest |
 | VULCAN SHOCKER - |
 | PICARD - "Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work." (Oops, wrong movie!) |
 | NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! - The only DECENT thing Tim Allen ever said! |
 | Vision - |
 | WHERE IN THE UNIVERSE - has James Tiberius Kirk gone to? |
 | OM - NOM NOM |
 | NO. - Show me. |
 | ANNA'S DAD - V Leader's family photos go public. |