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 | TRUE LOVE - Isn't it great |
 | BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney. |
 | FAMILY REUNIONS - |
 | SELF-APPOINTED "FUNNY" POLICE - The "special" step-children of loser mall cops. Why don't you go eat your donut, ogle the jailbait and pick your nose by the Orange Julius? |
 | LONGING - |
 | IF YOU ANSWERED "TRUE" TO 5 OR MORE QUESTIONS . . . - . . . you might be a redneck |
 | AND WE HAVE LIFTOFF - |
 | YOUR TRUE FRIENDS - |
 | TRUE PATRIOTISM - |
 | SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. |
 | $83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE! |
 | TRUE LOVE - |
 | LIONS - The only place in which having five of them makes you a winner is motifake.com |
 | $500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything. |
 | ON THE TAKE! - Top 4 political recipients of Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac donations ('89-'08) Source: www.opensecrets.org |
 | POLITICS OF DISTRACTION - Look! Rush is mean! AIG is greedy! I inherited this! Pay no attention to how bad I'm screwing this up. |
 | ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress? |
 | RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start. |
 | A TRUE MOTIFAKER - |
 | TRUELY EPIC BOOBS - When Presented With A Pair Like These, Even An Atheist Will Would Say... "THANK YOU GOD!!" |
 | THE TRUTH REVEALED - ...so then this big dude with horns and a tail shows up at the party and says, "You want to be President, Barry? Just sign this contract." |
 | CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you understand the situation |
 | IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr. |
 | TRUE FRIENDS - Are Always There To Help You Through The Bad Times. |
 | $500M IN STIMULUS BILL - For Solar-Powered Water Heaters in Puerto Rico! (Creates 14 jobs) WHAT!? That territory doesn't even pay federal income taxes! |
 | THE ULTIMATE POLITICIAN - "The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them." --Austin O-Malley |
 | OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view. |
 | $400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO? |
 | DEAF OR DISHONEST? - After sitting in Reverend Wright's church for 20 years, President Obama states that he never heard any inflammatory remarks from the pulpit. |
 | $100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass! |
 | IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE - I am NEVER sitting on that sofa |
 | SCAM-WOW AKA STIMULUS BILL - You'll be saying WOW every time you see where your tax dollars are going ...but act now, because we can't do this all day (people may catch on to us) |
 | LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow |
 | JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded. |
 | PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House. |
 | A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!! |
 | TRUE DEMOTIVATION - |
 | COMIC - |
 | "EMERGENCY" STIMULUS BILL - Sergeant, who the hell let that thing through the gates? Sir, the Democrats and three Republican turn-coats! |
 | OBAMA'S ECONOMIC PLAN - "Spreading the wealth"? Your plan spreads the hardship, Mr. President |
 | THE SHEPHERD - Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! Baa Baa Baa! |
 | DRILL BABY DRILL! - Watch the gas prices rise, while the Democratic Congress chase pipe-dreams of "green fuels" instead of drilling for oil to help solve our near-term energy problems. |
 | REALIZATION - That moment of lucidity when you recognize there's no way you can deliver on your promises |
 | STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama |
 | PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!! |
 | CHANGE - This is the kind of change we really need |
 | SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money! |
 | ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE - "We need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure we're not spending money unwisely." --Barack Obama (He signed the Omnibus with 8,500 bipartisan earmarks) |
 | TIMOTHY GEITHNER - Is anyone else concerned that the guy leading the bank recovery and the IRS always looks like a monkey trying to do Algebra? TIMMAY!! |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them |
 | THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays $400K a year, and he's supposed to "save" us in an economic crisis??!! |
 | THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years. |
 | GIDDY UP! - Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker! |
 | $70M IN STIMULUS BILL - For quit smoking programs! Thanks Mom, but won't that result in tobacco workers and farmers losing their jobs? |
 | $1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm. |
 | HYPOCRITES - Joe the Plumber - owed $1.2K in Ohio taxes - attacked by Dems Tim Geithner - owes $34K in taxes - nominated for Sec of Treasury |
 | A TRUE GENTLEMAN - Would Offer To Take Her Jacket |
 | VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain. |
 | YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir. |
 | FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles |
 | DELUSIONAL - Sir, that is not a holy light emanating from your presence. That is the economic train wreck you've brought to the American taxpayer. |
 | DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned |
 | PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...) |
 | GENERATIONAL THEFT - Tax and spend democrats have been replaced by Spend and then tax liberals. Sorry kids. The President just stole your future. |
 | ROLE MODEL? - "I had learned not to care. I blew a few smoke rings, remembering those years. Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it." --Barack Obama |
 | "SHOVEL-READY JOBS" - That's great Mr. President. Now that the illegal day laborers are getting the construction jobs your "stimulus" created, what are you going to do for American citizens? |
 | KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed |
 | OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis! |
 | OBAMANOMICS - "Stimulus" bill...Housing bailout...omnibus bill... Auto industry bailout...TARP II...$3.5T in FY10 budget... Nationalized health care... |
 | B.O.H.I.C.A. - $780B for Stimulus + $75B for Housing + $22B for Autos + approx. $1T for TARP II. Yep, we're screwed! |
 | THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed! |
 | WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON - Millions of taxpayers with torches, pitchforks and tea bags?! Good thing I've got my Secret Service team. Jim? Bill? Hey, where did they go? |
 | OH, I'M NOT A LEADER - ...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. |
 | HISTORY - Lazy, self-entitled Democrats are always on the wrong side of it. |
 | SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade |
 | POP! - The sound of a man pulling his head out when he realized his campaign claims of wiretaps being illegal were completely false. I think someone owes President Bush an apology.TAGS: politics obama president democrats wiretapping funny true Rating: 3.16/5 More motifakes by WTFO |
 | "TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A SELLOUT, - I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students, the foreign students, the Chicanos, the Marxist professors, and structural feminists." --Barack Obama |
 | KWANZAA - Bringing Racism to Christmas Since 1966 |
 | $600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!?? |
 | TESTIMONIAL - For years I was cheating on my taxes but I got caught, so I called BHO Tax Relief. Not only didn't I pay penalties or interest, but now I run the IRS. Thanks, Barack! |
 | NICE AND EASY - Now, hand over $800B of your tax dollars and we can avoid any "catastrophe" |
 | HOPE - ...left us on January 20, 2009. Now we are just left with this man's audacity. |
 | MMMMMM! - Your perfume is driving me nuts! Is it Commie Klein? No, it's RED Door. |
 | IN THE MILITARY - |
 | ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions |
 | OBAMA'S VETTING PROCESS - Geithner, Daschle, Freeman, Panetta, Richardson, Atkinson, Tierney, Garvey, Nazareth, over a dozen lobbyists, and the list keeps growing. |
 | OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot |
 | TRUE DARING - |
 | BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them. |
 | $650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy? |
 | SOCIALIST - "I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody" = Socialism |
 | OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost." |
 | IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote |
 | $1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too. |
 | PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers |
 | "CHANGE" - We are definitely getting our share of it. (Translation: Socialism or Death) |
 | HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor) |
 | SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now? |
 | IF YOU SMELL - What Barack is cooking. |
 | T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY! |
 | 20 JANUARY 2009 - Here comes the change! |
 | LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn |
 | CANADA - |
 | LIBERAL RUSE - Ha Ha! Fooled you! |
 | A TRUE AMERICAN - Thanks Sean for letting us know Obama's inauguration cost $170 million. |
 | TRUE BUT... - ...I also love the fur! |
 | TRUE LOVE - You'll know it when you see it! |
 | JACK - Sure, I traded the cow for Magic Beans... Magic Beans that we can grow more cows with! Who's simple NOW Ma? |
 | SILVER LINING - I just found mine! |
 | HE ATTENDED SOCIALIST CONFERENCES - At Cooper Union and started lecturing his relatives Source: H Kennedy, NY Daily News |
 | THE COMPLETE QUOTE - "I want him (Obama) to fail, IF his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism. Why would I want socialism to succeed?" |
 | LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle. |
 | 'TIL DEATH DO US PART - There are only so few other alternatives. |
 | TRUE DAT, TRUE DAT - What a valid, and well reasoned point. NOW GET A JOB YOU SMELLY HIPPIE!!TAGS: g 20 portestors rioters police swat pittsburgh Rating: 2.92/5 More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com |
 | I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY!! - But now I can see....your nuts?? |
 | TRUE FACE OF HUMANITY - Cause within every single one of us lies a raging psychopath |
 | OBAMA'S MARKET - Self explanatory |
 | GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan |
 | TOO TRUE - |
 | TRUE STATISTICS - |
 | TRUE LOVE - |
 | TRUE HAPPINESS - Has Just Been Given To 50% Of Motifakers |
 | TRUE HAPPINESS - |
 | YOUR TRUE LOVE - awaits! |
 | TRUE LOVE - Conquers all... Fuck it, I'm going home! |
 | TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message. |
 | GIFT OF THE MAGI - |
 | SO TRUE - 99.9% accurate |
 | SO IT IS TRUE - |
 | IT IS TRUE - |
 | True Happiness - |
 | TRUE FRIENDS - Helping you to surf the porcelain wave pool |
 | True love - |
 | TRUE LOVE - They Found It At motifake.com |
 | TRUE LOVE - It Will Overcome Any Obstacle |
 | YOUR TRUE WORDS - Is on his transcript so dont try to change your story. |
 | TRUE DARKNESS - Can only be realized during angry sex. |
 | TRUE GENTELMEN... - They never looked at or grabbed LADY GA-GA's "butt" not once! Man, you'd think they were gay....TAGS: gay pride march washington dc lady ga ga security Rating: 2.5/5 More motifakes by 414anonymouse |
 | THE VOTE LIONS - They're only covering the surface. Beware the tunnels! |
 | TRUE - But her ass hole is going to be sore in the morning |
 | TRUE GAMES - |
 | TRUE LOVE - Says, "I feel bad about shooting you in the face with a shotgun" |
 | BUT NEVER THE LESS TRUE - |
 | TRUE LOVE - Haven't we all had this fantasy? |
 | IT'S TRUE!!! - Black men don't smile in pictures for shit! |
 | TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* |
 | TRUE LOVE - Go on, get it over with. |
 | YES IT'S TRUE: - This man has no dick |
 | TRUE FRIENDS - will clean your shower for you! |
 | TRUE - Its also in TX |
 | TRUE LOVE - doesn't conquer all but does keep the Zombie Plague in check |
 | TRUE LOVE - Even through a villain made Peter a block, MJ stood by her man |
 | TRUE BLUE - Smurfette True Color |
 | FAILURE - its becoming a culture |
 | TRUE LOVE - You know it when you see it. |
 | TRUE LOVE - Watch your wristwatch there mate |
 | TRUE PAIR - |
 | TRUE LOVE - It's kind of like that. |
 | TRUE HUNTERS - Because you all suck. |