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Uh Demotivational Poster

WOW FACEPALM - I can't find words to say...

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Rating: 1.9/5

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BLONDES - Are you the one who got Osama Bin Laden ?

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Rating: 4.45/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:24 pm
why yes, Yes I am the one....
mariand - August 30, 2011, 2:14 am
LOL... I think blonde5 can feel offended by that question


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Rating: 2.13/5

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Forum Hacker - December 8, 2009, 3:38 pm
Japanimation should be banned from Earth

Blame It On Eve -

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Rating: 4.55/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:26 pm
"but YOU gave her ***bs"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:38 am
Blamed woman and subsequently blamed God. "YOU are the one who gave her to me."

X FILES - Finally the crossroad of the truth was found out there

UH OH... - I think i poopies

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Rating: 2.2/5

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Hasbunmb - March 5, 2010, 1:42 pm
Been there...

SOMETIMES AT WORK - I feel like Robinson Crusoë did. I'm insanely bored and just waiting for Friday. Meh, more like ALWAYS.

* WEAR SUNSCREEN * - Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

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Rating: 3/5

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HtD - January 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
Bacon always gets five from me.
RnR - September 3, 2008, 12:03 pm
you know, i expected it to rate higher.. after all it has got bacon in it :)


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Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 6:48 pm
5L. Very nice.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
How many lions are in this picture? OK...multiply that by 2.5 - Being that I'm going to school to study large felines I have an affinity for this poster.
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2010, 8:47 am
"snifff"...smells like Haar,....5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2010, 8:38 am
I thought this looked like one of yours. 5L for the 2L.
Haarakkon - December 6, 2010, 10:58 pm
Darnit. Switching web browsers like they're underwear (that is to say, about once a month) - didn't even notice the Anonymous log in. Thanks, though, RL.
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:39 pm

this is great!


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More motifakes by TQK

Masterblaze0 - June 17, 2009, 5:45 pm
He mispelled it intentionally. If you spell his name correctly, he will come in the night and take you.
IdiotNazi - May 28, 2009, 11:42 am
That's not bad grammar that he's pointed out.
yay - April 11, 2009, 3:42 am
grammar nazi
SpoonyBard - March 24, 2009, 7:06 pm
... That's not how you spell Cthulhu.


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More motifakes by Sean

Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.

HONESTLY - Guys, it was only a joke

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blackoakboy - April 27, 2011, 12:06 pm
GySgt1811 - April 25, 2011, 4:38 pm
Hey, Black oak, where'd you get the neat picture of the old breed? 5 school circles!


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More motifakes by Tracker

EOCB - November 4, 2010, 4:00 am
the girl to the left also appeared in 9.5 (didn't have enough space)
EOCB - November 4, 2010, 3:58 am
you probably know this by now, but let me correct you anyways. there are 12 main games and 6 more spin-off games with a total of 18 games in the canon series. the girl to the left only appeared in 6 and the girl to the right appeared in 6 7.5 8 and 10.5
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:28 am
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh yeah, that makes a difference.
Tracker - July 23, 2010, 11:32 pm
Not Anime, Video game... Based on the game Touhou 1-... think its 14 or something, both these chars appeared in touhou 8 or 9 i think
Mr. Shiny - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
I feel odd that this one did not get rejected.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:23 pm
Anime... 1

~ SUNSCREEN ~ - There you have it, all the wisdom you'll ever need.

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:37 pm
--well-known form of the essay is the successful music single released in 1999, credited to Baz Luhrmann." - from wikipedia, though I knew most of it. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:36 pm
"Wear Sunscreen or Sunscreen Speech are the common names of an essay actually called "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young" written by Mary Schmich and published in the Chicago Tribune as a column in 1997. The most popular and well-known
Drenix - September 3, 2008, 12:19 pm
I once saw a video with that song, (well, not sure it was a song, but had something). And now I ask... do you have the name or anything? The author?. Tnx


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More motifakes by forseti

thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:16 am
I wish I had a friend.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 11:13 am
Yeah that is sad, oh, wait, What? :(
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:57 am
Awwwwwwww... *sadface*
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:56 am
like someone we will not mention now he truly believed he had a friend.....
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:55 am
Poor Exhibit
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:54 am
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:51 am
Just the ones that owe me money.
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 10:51 am
Forsaken? I thought you were logged in as Forseti!! ggrrrr, gotta go add one more to the list ;)
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:50 am
You must be truly delusional! You actually think you have friends??????
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:49 am
I don't have multiple personalities...I just have VERY vivid imaginary friends. And the voices, can't forget about the voices...
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:46 am
you'll never be alone if God gave you more than just one personality! But at the moment I am for-saken :(
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:38 am
Oh, nevermind, just a little for-tarded. ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:38 am
LoL @ Jake! It's sweet, yes?
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 10:35 am
Does Forseti have a for-stalker?
forsleepi - May 25, 2010, 8:43 pm
forseti, you're probably in your bed for your (not required) beauty sleep, but I came across your profile randomly and have to say that your pictures the best! and also i like your IP adress! good night...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:23 pm
hell yes, I am... I was glad to quit this browser game stuff and then a friend showed motifakes to me. the rest is history... but NOW, i really go to bed... just one look at the newest pictures and the forum... and then the comments again perhaps...*argh*
rerun - May 25, 2010, 8:20 pm

d*** forseti...don't you have to work tomorrow? You said you were going to bed, about 30 minutes ago.......you are addicted just like the rest of us.
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:17 pm
if it wasn't, i wouldn't have uploaded it!!*cough* - but the lions are deserved by the original author of this text ;)
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
still, good pic though
forseti - May 25, 2010, 7:33 pm
thx pzy, but to be honest: only the frame is from me, i found the pic already with this great text...
justice - May 25, 2010, 7:13 pm
haha *great*
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 7:08 pm
Best Yo Dawg Ever. Total Win. 5L's

NOMINATION - Candidate #1 of "The Darwin Awards"

GEORGE W. BUSH - Best president ever enough said, i will miss his 8-year presidency

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Rating: 2.05/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:25 am
He was not a bad man. Just a bad & stupid politician. Highly educated yet stupid.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 3:55 pm
Yeah Haarakkon, we have them on both sides. I guess that's what makes the world go 'round.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 3:52 pm
Wow. I guess tehsupercheez, in one fell swoop, just managed to counterbalance every bit of moronic, unintelligent drivel HAHA has ever posted.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:47 am
tehsupercheez - You are the perfect example of a Liberal Democrat. Vulgar typing in all caps and not stating a legitimate argument. You obviously believe all that the liberal media tells you. You're just another lamb being led to slaughter.
tehsupercheez - May 20, 2009, 10:53 am
Cheech - April 29, 2009, 9:46 pm
Are you f***ing stupid! Im not even American and I know he was the worst president youv'e ever had. I guess there's no teaching these fascist retards HAHA
Fatty - February 12, 2009, 6:01 pm
And on Motifake we smite anyone who brings up anything 4****... but for your "troll" comment we shall call you Capt Bobvious.
Moar - February 12, 2009, 2:57 pm
I believe on /b/ they call this a "troll"
Trapper - January 29, 2009, 2:49 pm
And WTF have you been smoking...You've been stoned for the last eight years. Dumbass
Ray Spankser - January 25, 2009, 3:36 pm
Dumb a**. You did'nt follow the rule "post n****". it makes 'em alot funnier! but still, this sucks.
ROFL - January 7, 2009, 11:36 pm
This the funniest Motifake EVER!!! LOL 5 Lions. Pure genius.
George W. Bush - January 7, 2009, 11:16 pm
Are you retarded? Cause I am. Just look what I did to the economy for starters.
Matters_Not - December 27, 2008, 6:12 am
d***......yet again. i missed another great party.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 11:58 pm
Nice, MWLF. Made me laugh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 2:41 am
I was told there'd be kool aid here. No? sigh. I'll have to drink my Libertarian Lemonade. God knows no one else will drink it. It's made with less sugar for that laissez-faire crispness. Who am I kidding? It's just lemon juice.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 1:28 am
ahahahaha! You interacting with real people, that's the funniest thing you've posted. Good night.
Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 1:24 am
Well, I'm going to bed for the pure fact I have a life to continue living with real people outside of the internet. Perhaps I will carry on an actual conversation with people who did not fall victim to 'leaders' who indoctrinate their citizens. G'night.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 1:23 am
OD, I love gra**! Maybe if I drink some I'll be as blissfully ignorant as Porci and GFAD. Thanks for the info, bud.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 1:22 am
Porci, the generals didn't stand up to Rumsfeld not Bush. Learn to read what is written, kiddo.
Overlord Douchebag - November 23, 2008, 1:21 am
More like gra**, WTFO.
Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 1:20 am
I'm here to argue politics, not to belittle you. I'm maturing and getting over this nonsense. Why don't you do the same.
Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 1:19 am
Keep spreading government spoon fed propaganda, old man.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 1:19 am
Porci, good reference. Because everybody knows that if someone posted it on the internet it must be true, right? Stupid child. Maybe someday you'll grow up.
Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 1:19 am
And how the hell is Go Forth and Die a ''Billy Badass'' name?
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 1:18 am
...wasn't proof of WMD. Keep spreading far left lies, junior.
Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 1:18 am
Stand up to him? What's so threatening about him? His stuttering? Or the bull**** that comes out of his mouth? Or his 'guns'? My, I'm terrified of Bush.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 1:17 am
GFAD, you don't act like "billy badass" with a name like that? Right. Minimal force was a mistake, made by Rumsfeld and weak Generals who wouldn't stand up to him, not President Bush. Also, your statement is false, the administration never said there was
Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 1:14 am
As previously stated. WWW.ZEITGEISTMOVIE.COM
GoForthAndDie - November 23, 2008, 1:12 am
no proof of WMDs. And I don't need to go online and act like Billy f***ing Badass to pump up my self-esteem.
GoForthAndDie - November 23, 2008, 1:11 am
I don't need no steenking resume when highly trained/decorated military professionals go on record as saying Bush f***ed up by using minimal force in the invasion. I don't need foreign policy training when the Bush administration itself admits there was
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 1:10 am
OD, I haven't drank it. Does it taste more like cherry, gra** or fruit punch?
Overlord Douchebag - November 23, 2008, 1:07 am
Psycho liberal Kool-Aid is the best kind of Kool-Aid.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 1:06 am
As for the little brat, Porci. You are positively ignorant if you think the President was involved with 9-11. If there is any brainwashing going on, it's on your part, but your pea brain has obviously been washed with psycho liberal Kool-aid.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 1:03 am
So you geniuses know all the intelligence info that the President makes decisions on, right. Dumbasses like you who don't know what's going on make **** up. GFAD, what is your national defense resume? Most likely zero.
Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:52 am
ahahahahahaha. I'm ignorant? Wow, you truly are a brainwashed piece of propaganda ****. Bye
GoForthAndDie - November 23, 2008, 12:42 am
d civilians dead than necessary. And as an aside...The reason we're in that part of the world to begin with is to snag bin Laden. How's that working out, or did we just sorta forget that little detail?
GoForthAndDie - November 23, 2008, 12:40 am
If Bush had said "We're going into Iraq because he's a homicidal f***tard", there wouldn't have been half the problems there are. But they used some bogus "WMD", horse****, and went about it half-assed. End result: far more American/coalition forces an
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:28 am
...Lastly, my favorite misinformed poster, Porci. How dare you accuse any President of plotting 9-11? That kind of ignorance is truly disgusting. Pull your head out of your a** little girl.
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:27 am
...the way Saddam killed millions of Iraqis before we got there. He and his psych**ic kids won't be able to kill anyone else because of the USA...
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:26 am
So much ignorance to address since my last post here. Defending this nation can be defined by the lack of an attack on our soil since 9-11. 100K "innocent" Iraqis is a bogus number. Most innocents killed were at the hands of terrorists and insurgents. By
Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:10 am
Sorta.... He isn't really intelligent enough.. OTHER people did... and then he sorta was like.. ''Crack for Kills''
Porcelina - November 23, 2008, 12:10 am
zeitgeistmovie.com He PLOTTED 9-11.
Nyarlathotep - November 23, 2008, 12:09 am
You know, I'd be laughing at this, but I realize that there are people out there who actually think this.
Inconceivable - November 20, 2008, 7:34 am
"He defended this nation from another attack" How could you possibly know that? For the record 2998 died in 9/11, close to 100,000 innocent Iraqis dead and counting. But they don't count do they, they're not people after all are they.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 20, 2008, 7:26 am
Even ***k Cheney doesn't think highly of W.
RnR - November 20, 2008, 7:14 am
and HOW exactly did he do that? did he climb on the roof of the WhiteHouse with a sh**gun and fended off a horde WSJ-reporters ?
WTFO - November 19, 2008, 11:05 pm
He is an outstanding President. He defended this nation from another attack by doing the right thing even when it was unpopular with the liberal media.
red teddy - November 19, 2008, 10:48 pm
WOW if you like him that much quite your job and go work on his ranch for minumum wage that way maybe the next hurricane will wipe you retarded folk out in one swoop
Charlie M - September 23, 2008, 2:19 am
He does better when he isn't crossing his eyes. **** he kindof looks like the guy from "Thank You For Not Smoking" in this picture.
Anonymous - September 23, 2008, 1:47 am
Best President MY a**
RnR - September 17, 2008, 5:03 pm
definately a lot more fun to be made off
randomviewer - September 17, 2008, 2:44 pm
no joke, this is real, he was a great president
Jeff X - September 17, 2008, 2:38 pm
This is a joke, i think... I hope

Meanwhile in japan -

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TheSanityInspector - March 1, 2014, 9:34 am
The Japanese are really space aliens, who learned how to be human from correspondence courses.
Reality Lord - December 21, 2013, 7:58 am

ahhhh japan....the greatest drug of all

TOUHOU GAMES - Otakus find them easy

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HEADS UP - When you absolutely, positively have to shred All evidence that the Zombie Apocolypse ever existed... Guinness cup holders are standard issue

BEAR SLOW-DANCE - Step on my foot one more time Yogi and I'll rip your arms off.

FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.

FRIENDSHIP - starts with a mean stare!!

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forseti - May 22, 2010, 4:16 am
welcome-present from me: your first lion! happy faking ;)

leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy jenkins -

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Bandit5906 - June 25, 2016, 5:14 pm
Seems more like a Howard Beale moment!

MY DEATH - this is how I imagine it

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asdfzxh - August 7, 2015, 4:53 pm
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'd figure you'll be wide awake for all the pain to follow.
MO - March 5, 2010, 10:14 pm
No Grey! The only one's on the bottom are in the Navy. Subs? 500 men go down, and 250 couples come up!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:13 pm
He's a power bottom.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
I thought the CG said "it's only queer if you're on the bottom"
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
I doubt that I would actually make it on to the truck..... Every time I catch myself yawning at the receiving end of that saw I imagine what those last few seconds would be like..... It really wakes me up!
MO - March 5, 2010, 10:10 pm
They also say "it's ok underway! It's only queer at the pier!" But hey, I'm not in the Navy. That's what they say.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:06 pm
Sounds like a suspicious death... if your intention is to get her jailed instead of using your life insurance to shack up with Grey, I'd say that cut into 3/4 inch strips by a 12 foot band saw, stacked, metal-banded, and loaded on a super-B is perfect.
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 10:05 pm
You sailors are pretty concerned with other guys junk eh Mo? You know what they say "any port in a storm".
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 10:04 pm
death, by laminate
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 10:03 pm
If I go at work she gets more money. At my work thats the most likely way to go.
MO - March 5, 2010, 10:03 pm
Well at least she'll finally get something that's sizable!!!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:01 pm
Ok.... is that your choice, or Trashettes?
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 10:00 pm
I thought we were doing "MY Death". At least that way trashette gets a sizeable payout.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wait.... what?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:57 pm
That's not paste, grey... those are knucklebabies.
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
Cut into 3/4 inch strips by a 12 foot band saw, stacked, metal-banded, and loaded on a super-B.
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

yeah, I do. getting old sucks
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm
looking down and seeing a hand full of paste like a Daybie
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:52 pm
I hate that over 40 snoting part, don't you ReRun?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
LMAO! Yeah... like that.
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:48 pm

kind of like now, but alcohol induced?
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:47 pm
spect that be a 12ga
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:47 pm
Hope he's good with a crossbow, or you'll just be left with a memory of young ***... and uncontrollable drooling and snotting on yourself.
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:46 pm

rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:46 pm

or a pissed off dad when he catches you with his 17 year ond son...um daughter
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:45 pm
mines coming by crossbow, buy a jealous husband when he catches me with his 25Year old wife
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:42 pm
and that's similar?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:40 pm
Mine is similar, but it involves no guns, a prettier woman, and a beach blanket on a private beach... with a Don Julio margarita in-hand.

In America -

MUHAMMAD - The first man to ever act upon his love for ninjas.


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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:04 am
1L'd by giulio.
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 3:47 am
You know what? "Alive" continues to appear on HBO every once in a while, and still to this day I can't watch certain parts of it. A number 5 for Sean, please. With cheese.

PREPAREDNESS - Never forget the value of having the correct reference materials on hand

ALL THIS AND MORE - in this week's issue of "DUH for Ladies"

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djinnyf - May 2, 2011, 9:41 pm
Ouch!!! The poor girl must soooo hate that pic of herself that drunk! xx
Lolwut - July 31, 2009, 12:15 am
rofl, bria
briahere - July 6, 2009, 4:41 pm
She looks like a wotsit.


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Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:16 pm
would you please start making some Motifakes again sir
Preacher Man - October 9, 2009, 4:48 am
Reminds me of what Al Swearengen said on an episode of Deadwood; Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f***ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

THE FRIAR TUCK DOO. - Tim Tebow bringing the Friar hairdo back for the first time since Robin Hood.

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Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
And with a hair strap around his chin to hold it down. Looks dumb.

THE AFTERMATH - This is what it looks like AFTER shooting fish in a barrel.

1950S -

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GaryO - September 29, 2012, 2:46 pm
Thank you Missy. Yeah, phones were a magical entity back then. You could talk to Santy from home, and knew better than to cuss him for last year…..there was always hope…why screw it up…didn’t know about extortion yet
MissPriss - September 29, 2012, 1:52 pm
And that is how you give Priss a 5L guffaw! Thank you Mr.Gary! Don't go as far back as Gary but did have a party line when I first moved to the country. Gunsy (nickname for the old lady rose that shared the line) thought I was god on the line bahaha
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I still remember Ol’ Mrs Hennesy’s sweet interjections…’GET OFF THE GODd*** PHONE’
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 11:47 am
We Had One At The Cottage Just 2 Years ago With A Party Line.
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 10:53 am
Amazing, Mariand. Back in the 50s, I remember picking up the receiver and a voice would say ‘number please’, and I’d say ‘Mom?’…then the voice would say, ‘Gary, hang up.’…it was a small town.
mariand - September 29, 2012, 9:29 am
amazing is that I have a friend who still has a phone like this, and it's functional.

CHANGING LIGHT BULBS - Gotta do it somehow...

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TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2012, 11:38 am
The reason why bachelors should rent furniture...
MissPriss - December 12, 2012, 8:44 am
The man has no head, thank God or he'd be bumping it on the ceiling...bahahaha!


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OH WHAT TO DO? - Two gene pools and I am ALL out of Chlorine!

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fuckedinthehead - August 3, 2011, 1:09 pm
The 2 biggest douchettes on the planet!!!
Verdeckt - August 2, 2011, 7:46 pm

CONFUSION - Muhammad's followers depicted him for hundreds of years, why should I worry about being decapitated for this?

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Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:46 pm
lol "Is this a sign from Allah or do you need a bucket?"

IT'S A SAD DAY - It Was Bound To Come Out

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 3:19 am
After like a minute of scratching my head, looking at the comments,... watching Canada's video, and doing a fist pump after seeing the video (go Canada, yay) I think I finally get the poster.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 3:08 pm
score one for canada!
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:42 pm
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
it's ok that canada doesn't get it. fitting in fact. i wouldn't understand either about a can of duh. sheesh.
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:25 pm
I dont get it
rerun - April 10, 2010, 2:24 pm

most people won't get it.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:20 pm
I buy that in cases...


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Rating: 4.15/5

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Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Amsome Bart! 5L
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:28 pm
Who are you kidding? You inspired the BC comic!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:23 pm

whoa...dating myself...i actually had this comic as a kid.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:22 pm

THE ECONOMY - It's so bad, even NASA is going to stop highering!


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Sean - March 28, 2009, 8:36 pm
Thanks, Deltabob. You're too kind. Bye.
Sean - March 28, 2009, 12:14 am
Thanks, CB. Bye.
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 8:47 pm
This poster is rated too low

ALL THIS AND MORE - In this week's issue of "DUH!"

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fuckyoudickhead123 - March 6, 2011, 6:22 am
You know that dude, which makes you that much more of a failure
DrunkenDave101 - February 8, 2010, 2:57 pm
I know this dude, which makes it even more hilarious for me
Claire - October 9, 2009, 6:58 pm
His face is humorous, Einseiji.
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 3:15 pm
Sorry I've sorta missed the point may someone explain it to me?

NOMINATION - Candidate #2 of "The Darwin Awards"

tutored? -

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2013, 1:38 am
Nice. 5L
GaryO - May 17, 2013, 8:27 pm
done. thanx guys
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:22 pm

you need to post this at digmydog
spacedog - May 17, 2013, 5:55 pm
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! First they teach you to chase balls and then they try to take them. Fight for you right (and left) to paaaarty. 5L

Huh? -

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beastmaster - September 9, 2014, 7:05 pm
:) Thanks.
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2014, 12:59 am


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spacedog - June 30, 2010, 6:46 pm
Superb! 5L
forseti - June 30, 2010, 9:07 am
Hall of fame!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:28 am
Your stuff is the **** Haar and you know it. Enough with the false modesty! XD
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:27 am
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
T'ain't necessarily so, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
That was a "crude" comment Moooooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:26 am
Much like when I first cam here and tried hard to emulate Sean's stuff.... nothing was more frustrating than when Haar came in brand new, firing off amazing work. I had to come to grips with the fact that I'm in the basement of the wannabe smart guys.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:25 am
Nowadays? I'm trying to pattern myself after "Seldom Seen Smith" in Abbey's "Monkey Wrench Gang". Or do you mean it's a lost cause in the summer?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:25 am
That chicken is gonna make a right mess of my BBQ.....5L.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:24 am
I hate it cause his stuff is so much better than mine!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 1:23 am
I love when Haar comes through and helps boost the site's integrity. Although nowadays....

Reboot Universe -

Vintage WTF -

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Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - February 8, 2014, 10:25 am
s-o-o-o-o, it’s not Paul Shaffer in his off hours?
Zetmonk - February 8, 2014, 2:16 am
Obviously it's Skrillex. Thought he was younger...
EmilioDumphque - February 6, 2014, 12:14 am
That's Minnie Woolsey, billed as Koo Koo the Bird Girl.
GaryO - February 5, 2014, 9:51 pm

Duhhh ... -

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cicilia - September 29, 2014, 6:59 pm
Still him, cause most people where the hat correctly so that it does what it was made to do. Block out the sun light.
steve1961 - September 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Still him.
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2014, 1:45 am
Perhaps he was more interested in it's long term effects as a havelock. Now who's the fool, redneck?


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More motifakes by Reality Lord

GreyScorpion - October 22, 2010, 10:28 am
No, neither bacon, nor waffles....mmmm, waffles
forseti - October 22, 2010, 10:26 am
can I exchange it for i.e. bacon?
Reality Lord - October 22, 2010, 9:44 am

gold star for forseti!!
forseti - October 22, 2010, 9:09 am
Not a mistake: "Initiated by Quentin Fiore,[53] McLuhan adopted the term "massage" to denote the effect each medium has on the human sensorium, taking inventory of the "effects" of numerous media in terms of how they "massage" the sensorium." WIKIPEDIA
GySgt1811 - October 22, 2010, 12:10 am
Is that a "h**" or "cold" medium?
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 9:11 pm
JJ *message*
MisterJJ - October 21, 2010, 9:11 pm
WTF??? Swear catcher really blew that one. Does it just "asterisk" any two "s"'s in a row??? Letss ssee
MisterJJ - October 21, 2010, 9:08 pm
The Medium is the Massage??? Is that like a psychic masseuse?
spacedog - October 21, 2010, 8:18 pm


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Uhhh..... -

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SMOKING IN BED - Other than long term cancer; smoking in bed can have other, more immediate consequences.

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Zealot - June 22, 2010, 4:19 pm
im going to show this to my dad he's a smoker

HEY CULOS? - after work today, you wanna go fishing?

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culos - March 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
I'd love to but that whale went under and never surfaced again.... Oh well, I'll find another sucker when I'm in the mood....


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Rating: 3.55/5

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Hawamleh - July 23, 2010, 12:19 pm
Man Of My Word. Thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2010, 8:34 am
You came through on your promise Hammy. 5L.


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Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - June 22, 2009, 7:42 pm
Thanks for ruining it. Sheesh.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:36 pm
Yessssss! 3.
Sean - June 22, 2009, 6:37 pm
Yesssss! 2.9.

APRIL FOOLS - Let the mountain come to Muhammad. You silly goat herders. I got you. God would not move the mountain. It would crush us. You should have seen the looks on your faces.

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FORREST CREATURES - Gumps little pals.

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deadraisin - May 21, 2010, 5:53 pm
Thanks guys I didn't understand. I still don't sorry.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 3:03 pm
Can I get an Amen? AMEN!!
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 2:03 pm
would chu please think about the funny when you make posters, then maybe you'll quit submitting the same d@mn pics over and over again.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 1:57 pm
What's a woodchew? Sounds painful!
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 1:52 pm
It's a woodchu..

THE WIFE - don't like me smoking in the house deleted deleted


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UH-OH - I are not move!

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ELVIS - has a lot to answer for.

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GySgt1811 - September 7, 2009, 12:13 pm
I like the support hose and the sensible shoes. Nice touch.
culos - September 7, 2009, 9:40 am
Hi Bunny, you really love to dress-up don't you?

PHOTOSHOP - You're ALL sick!

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Rating: 2.25/5

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REJECTION - When God rejects you, you have epically failed.

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Max - May 17, 2008, 1:25 am
Yeah, gotta suck to get rejected by something imaginary...

THE QU'RAN - Now illustrated for younger readers - 'tis Muhammad

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Dana - June 8, 2009, 1:55 pm
it's "Qur'an" you moron but feel free to mess with religion all you want!! :P
spitfire111 - January 1, 2009, 9:34 am
dude, don't play around with other people religion and belief just because you don't like it...

CTHULUH - Everyone is Cthuluh's bitch, everyone.

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Da5id - November 1, 2008, 9:23 am
You're just bitter, because apparently we're all his b****... or it's b****... or... oh screw it.
Biff - May 16, 2008, 8:55 pm
It's Cthulhu, but nice try.

Moderate Yourself -

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GaryO - November 1, 2014, 11:18 am
A-L-L-L-L-L the time
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:25 am
Heh, a little selfless flagellation?
GaryO - November 1, 2014, 10:20 am
Yes. Yes, that's right. I moderate myself all the time....because I can.
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:04 am
Thanks for the comments and votes.
EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2014, 2:31 am
That's just stinkin' thinkin'.
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 10:39 pm
No fortune cookies in Asia. Weird. I kinda miss them.

Muhammad Ali -

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Bandit5906 - June 4, 2016, 8:47 pm
My heroes were cowboys!
concern3 - June 4, 2016, 4:48 pm
Beautiful, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - June 4, 2016, 3:48 pm
My heroes were never cowboys.

point of view -

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More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - October 1, 2015, 2:39 pm
LOL! That's twisted! Once again cynic, I like the way your mind twists in the wind!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 8:53 pm
It could've started off one way and then things gradually took a disturbing turn.

Yep yep yep yep -

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More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - March 23, 2015, 1:55 pm

Take out the '5L' and every word after sister... and that's why I almost peed myself laughing
MissPriss - March 23, 2015, 1:03 pm
OMG Silvie...you just 5L nailed my mom and her sister talking to one another on the phone!
Silverheart - March 19, 2015, 7:02 pm

I almost didn't expect this to get approved... I ran the pic through the generator, then edited it into a 'text over pic' meme... all so I could use it to demonstrate my irrefutable logic.

Ten toes can't count to Eleven -

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calron - October 15, 2017, 3:37 am
Gah, the agony of defeet.
ipaprime - October 13, 2017, 10:59 pm
Well, when they come to a head let us know.

D'uh -

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mizzdizz - June 25, 2016, 12:14 am
What is the point you're trying to make here? I'm not being mean, I really don't get it. It would probably be funny if I did.
Silverheart - June 24, 2016, 1:03 pm

It was only a matter of time before the 'deer in headlights' made it's way here. D'uh!