Tagged with: uss
 | MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... - The Waldos are trying to find you |
 | NEW ZEALAND - |
 | USS MOTIFAKE - |
 | CUBBYBEARS FAMILY CURSE - |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU! |
 | OBVIOUS - |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU |
 | SAFETY MEETINGS - |
 | INTERNET DISCUSSIONS - The natural progression |
 | WUSSIFICATION - |
 | EATING PUSSY - Not always appreciated |
 | IN RUSSIA - We Decide When You Can Smoke |
 | HER PUSSY - I'd Make It Purr !! |
 | KITTEN KOMBAT - |
 | LISTEN MATILDA - |
 | IN MEMORIAM - |
 | LIFE - |
 | ENJOYMENT - |
 | PUSSY - |
 | RUSSIAN CELLPHONES - They Float! |
 | WET PUSSY - Not quite what you expected? |
 | AUSSIES: YA GOTTA LOVE 'EM - They don't beat around the bush, ever. |
 | PUSSY ON COCK - Doing it pretty well, actually |
 | PUSSY-PARANOID - |
 | PUSSY IN TENNIS - |
 | MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENTS - |
 | OTHER ALIASES USED: - Go ahead, try and hide from your racist, ignorant, biased, hate-filled comments and posters by not logging in. We will still know who you are, genius. |
 | "MARK MY WORDS" - "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama...Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy." -Joe Biden |
 | THE PUSSY WAGON - The Bride Wants a Ride! |
 | I'LL TAKE A... - Darn, missed again! |
 | ETIQUETTE - The "stroke my pussy" joke only works if your holding a cat in your lap. |
 | PILE OF PUSSY - SFW version :) |
 | FLYING PUSSY - Thats it. Now were all doomed |
 | MR. CONSERVATIVE -TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion Rating: 3.26/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | RUSSIAN VODKA - Now is AK-47 size |
 | CHUCK NORRIS - OMG! Someone's Eating Him! |
 | RUSSIAN... - ...into a staring contest while your BFF lay dying in your arms is not cool. Too soon, Rocky. Too soon. |
 | NANNERPUSS - Loves pancakes. |
 | POCKET PUSSY - Always popping out at the wrong moments |
 | RUSSIAN DAY CARE CENTRES - Kids Love Them. |
 | BROTHEL, AUSSIE STYLE..... - |
 | A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies. |
 | AUSSIES - They're Tough Son's Of Bitches |
 | RAISE THE ROOF - |
 | RESPECTIVELY -TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion Rating: 3.15/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | REQUIRED READING - |
 | AUSSIES - Always Willing To Lend A Hand |
 | RUSSIAN JAILBAIT - Let nerds go to college. Why pore over books when I got beauty and grace |
 | A GOOD PUSSY - Can make you a lot of cash !! |
 | OCTOPUSSY - I always thought James Bond had better taste in women... |
 | USS OBAMA - Leaving Port On A Mission Of Hope |
 | RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDES - Results may vary. |
 | YOUNG PUSSY - A Chinese Delicacy |
 | RUSSIAN BEER ADS - Now those Russkies sure know how to party |
 | WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip! |
 | RUSSIAN HIGH CHAIRS - raising tough soldiers for the Motherland |
 | DEATH BY PUSSY - What a way to go!!!!! |
 | DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL - |
 | USS GEORGIA - Just popping up to say HI |
 | I MAY LIKE EATING PUSSY - But Not This Kind |
 | CATS - They don't get the connection |
 | PUSSY - Pelicans Love To Eat It. |
 | RUSSIAN REDNECKS - because Fuck You, Lenin. |
 | WET PUSSY - He's doing it wrong! |
 | I SWEAR ON MY PUSSY... - That These Tits Are Real. |
 | RUSSIAN ENEMA MONUMENT - A reminder of how the government fucked them up the ass! |
 | PUSSY - Everyone's Chasin' It. |
 | PUSSY CARRIER - |
 | CUSTOMER SERVICE - |
 | GUINNESS - Because transparent beers are for pussies. |
 | RUSSIAN KIDS - |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Radio Listen To You! |
 | CONDOMS - They are for Pussies! |
 | WOMAN LICKING PUSSY - treats box. Yeah, I should have spaced that better. |
 | DEDICATION - |
 | WORLD WAR II - |
 | GENERALITIES - Pussy ain't always pussy. |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Motorcycle ride YOU |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ... Teddy bear bite you! Wait, what? |
 | RUSSELL BRAND - England's answer to Dane Cook |
 | SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?! |
 | SOCCER, IT'S A GAME FOR PUSSIES! - |
 | HYGEINE - Because NO ONE likes to kiss smelly pussy |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Mudkips lieks you! |
 | RUSSIAN KNIVES - what else are they good for? |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Chicken eat YOU!!! |
 | AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..? |
 | PUSSY LIPS - |
 | Mild Concussion - |
 | TRANSFORMERS - Megan Fox wasn't the only girl in the movie.TAGS: rachael taylor racheal taylor megan fox transformers aussie australian Rating: 2.82/5 More motifakes by Mike Nesmith |
 | NEGOTIATION - |
 | BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST - |
 | BUDGET CUTS - The recruiter never mentioned that this would happen |
 | PENIS - It's for Pussies |
 | I CAN'T READ RUSSIAN - I think it says, "Don't Piss On The Power Lines." Yep, that's the ticket. |
 | SHAVED PUSSY - Not always an attractive thing |
 | DEATH BY PUSSY - Overrated. |
 | RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Because if you chose the wrong one (or the wrong version of it), you go somewhere bad. |
 | RUSSIAN TECHNOLOGY - Today cucumber picking...tomorrow the World! |
 | BRAZIL'S OLYMPIC CLEAN-UP - Way to go! You wouldn't see this in "CHICAGO" They would've dumped him in the "LAKE". |
 | PUSSY, SFW SUCKS, DOESN'T IT? - |
 | PUSSY ... - ... it stinks |
 | SIGNING YOUR OWN DEATH WARRANT - Who do ye think you're pixelatin', ye scrotum?! |
 | EXTREME RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Who wants to play? |
 | RUSSIA - Sarah Palin can see it from her house |
 | RUSSIAN BABES - Bring me to Amerika...I no break heart...I promise |
 | HONEY - When I said I wanted to eat your 'pussy', this isn't quite what I had in mind. |
 | A RUSSIAN WOMAN - She can sell anything |
 | PUSSY WHIPPED - |
 | SHOES - George Bush and Saddam Hussein have had the same shoemaker: Artioli in Madrid, Spain! |
 | FORGETFULNESS - How soon we forget! Are you sure you want someone who doesn't LOVE AMERICA? |
 | SEE, I TOLD YOU SO - |
 | RUSSIAN COPS - They're sneaky bastards !! |
 | BLACK PUSSY - no matter what you do to it, you don't want to eat it |
 | JUSSIPUSSI - Not as GOOD as the REAL thing |
 | PUSSY IN A BOX - THE FEMALE EQUIVALENT TO DICK IN A BOX |
 | A DANGEROUS MAN - Just ask the Romanovs! |
 | PUSSY SACRIFICE - |
 | WHAT ARE WE GONNA DISCUSS NOW? - My favourite colour? |
 | SADDAM HUSSEIN - He isn't dead. He gained weight, moved to Mexico, and is persueing his dream: weiner dog porn. |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - english learns you! |
 | SEAN LOVES CANADIAN PUSSY - |
 | FALLOUT GIRL - Mother...do you think they'll drop the bomb? |
 | LESBIANS - |
 | RUSSIAN COPS - They look more like the Mug-Shots |
 | SADDAM HUSSEIN - He Saw You Masturbating He Says You Need More Cowbell |
 | REINDEER MILKING - Grab 'em by the teats and hold on! |
 | live in russia - |
 | GUYS WHO CAN DANCE GET ALL THE PUSSY - Oh wait... |
 | RUSSKI BABE - De Doo Doo Doo....De Da Da Da! |
 | PUSSY IN YOUR PANTS - cubbybear approved motifake endorsed but seriously, WTF????? |
 | RUSSIAN POLICE WOMEN - Because in Russia...it's important to look good to face crime |
 | AUSSIE SPIDERS - They're f*ckin' huge !! |
 | MINDFUCK - When you see it, you'll shit bricks. |
 | Russian Roulette - |
 | RUSSIAN MEAT GIRL - I love a girl who knows her MEAT |
 | YOUR WET PUSSY - This is a good way to get it dry again. |
 | RUSSIAN SOLDIERS - Always have a cigarette after sex !! |
 | RUSSIAN SPECIAL FORCES - They really are 'Special' |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Zero divides by you! |
 | SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles... |
 | BAR SNACKS - Aussies have the best !! |
 | RUSSIAN BANK STRIPPERS - Stupid Americans! You make dumb TV ads...sex sells baby! |
 | I WOULD - eat her pussy in the car =D |
 | PUSSY - It's a metaphor dumbass |
 | WHITE PUSSY - How exotic. |
 | GRAVITY - Gravity is for pussies |
 | PUSSY - You have to pay for this one. |
 | CLEANING PUSSY - |
 | In Soviet Russia... - |
 | THE NEW RUSSIAN ARMY - The only way to win is to allow gays in the military. |
 | IN SOVIET RUSSIA - THE BIKE RIDES YOU |
 | JOSIE ANT THE PUSSYCATS - Long tails and ears for hats |
 | RUSSIAN ARMY CHICKS - Yeesh...And Here We Thought U.S. ARMY Chicks Were Creepy. |
 | PPO - PERIFIOUS PUSSY ODOR - It's been around for a long time already and the remedy seems so simple..... |
 | RUSSIAN POLICE WOMEN - Don't cha wish your cops were hot like us? |
 | RUSSIAN TEACHERS - Making education interesting |
 | A CONCUSSION - What results when someone does EXACTLY what you say: "When I nod my head, you hit it." |
 | CUBBY'S RUSSIAN COUSIN - He seduces them hotties with dancemoves |
 | AUSSIE CAMELTOE - Literally a wonder from "DOWN UNDER" |