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Want Demotivational Poster


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More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:05 am
i got into a fight with him and he hit me in the head with a chair
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
Look it up college boy.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:04 am
no, m brother fights like a girl
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
WTF did you call me?
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 1:03 am
Holy sh*t, guess he doesn't treasure your organs as much Mooooooooooooooo. Canada did you deserve it or was it dumb drunk fun? I have told someone to break a bottle over my head for sh*ts and giggles when i was drunk b4
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:02 am
You guys are a regular Uday and Qusay.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
mybrother broke my nose with a chair when i was drunk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:58 am
One time, He attacked me with an axe....i was probably asking for it.
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
ROR!! Good point Moooooooo, i threw a knife at my brother when i was younger, i got the sh*t kicked outta me. Didn't do that again, now i am smarter and shooting someone just wouldn't be right, unless you are doing it to protect you or your fam.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:39 am
I would never kill him...I need his kidneys and liver.....also, I can never be convicted on DNA evidence alone......This Moooo+ knows whats up.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:37 am
hasnt everyone thought about kiling there brother?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sounds like you've thought of doing that a couple of times
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:35 am
He smokes....and not just at the ears....I have discovered the benefits of alcoholism.....he's still an angry white guy. (he'll probably live longer....unless someone kills him)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:32 am
He hasn't smoked half of BC?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
I'm heavier....he's neurotic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:30 am
No....We're quite different.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:29 am
Christ, how can the world handle that?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:27 am
Holy sh!t. There's another identical Mooo+?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:26 am
I got slapped by a chick one time....she thought I was my Brother, Being a twin sucks. God Man, don't take advice from me......I got lucky in the end, My skills had nothing to do with it.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
a girl stabed me with a fork once. she thought i was someone else
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 12:23 am
RMAO!!!! To good, always glad to learn some relationship advice from someone as wise as you Moooooooooooooo
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:20 am
LMAO! So it'll be on your next post to Naughtyfake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:18 am
No....they're "intimate"....and no one wants to see that...not even my wife apparently.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Still show off the scars at poker night and tell the story of how you got them?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Oh!, and Bipolar disorder....can't forget the bipolar disorder......she stabbed me. Twice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:13 am
It would have ruined my concentration.....And the one before her was a 7th day Adventist (or raised as one...home schooled, no social skills.....DEMON in the sack) So I was cautious.
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 12:11 am
You didn't hit it anyway? Cause it would make YOU feel dirty?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Ughhhh. amateurs.....We've learned to ask about the pamphlet AFTER you hit it.
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Jehova's Witness' can have a great a**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Now, What have we learned?
MrRandom - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
*Wipes a tear away*
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 12:05 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 12:03 am
And Moooooo+ lived happily ever after with an Irish girl who hates Jesus..........The E-nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
"I'm part of the church".....I never saw her again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
She was witty and magnificent.....3rd date. we had a fabulous meal and danced the night away....we went back to her place...there was a watchtower pamphlet on her table....I asked "have the Jehovahs been dropping by?".....Her response...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:46 pm
Sit back kids, and I'll tell you a story. When I lived n thunder bay i met a girl, Lang black hair, Hourglass figure, and an a** that would make Jesus cry.....I took her to dinner....she was eloquent and stunning....a week later We went to a play
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
That would be nice! I couldn't imagine some peace and quite!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:39 pm
I didnt live in town, so people never came knocking
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:38 pm
Awesome Mooooooooooooooooo!!! I haven't really f***ed with the mormons, i have banged one but never messed with the missionaries.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yea my neighbor pulled a Glock on one of them too, that **** was epic. It is funny to see them come by, they will go to the other side of the street when they pass our houses now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
I was drinking at noon a few weeks ago (go figure) when The Mormons arrived....I gave them a lecture about John Smith and inquired about their special underwear....I doubt they'll come back.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:33 pm
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
ROR my favorite Jehobos moment was my brothers best friend answering the door with a gas mask hooked to a bong giving them a mangina! Was rediculous, i didnt enjoy the mangina but the look on thier face was priceless.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:32 pm
the dad gave up tring to wait for her to get back
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Obviously you brought her back too early. Couldn't seal the deal?
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
this was a 300 savage. beautiful gun but very complicated. its a lever action revolver. and it was still apart when i brought her back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 11:19 pm
I used to meet the Jehovahs at the door with my Mossberg ....But that was before the court order.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
ROR, nice. My best friend had a dad pull that sh*t and he ended up talking to the dad for an hour about guns and missed his movie. To funny
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 11:02 pm
LMAO! my girlfriend's dad tried the whole cleaning a gun thing. he couldnt put it back together after
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
d*** RIGHT!!! My princess just turned one!! I cant imagine the torture i am going to put boy through, it will be fun!!


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corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.

AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!

A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.

BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

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Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang

THE U.S. COAST GUARD - who else will save your dumb ass?

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MO - March 22, 2010, 1:22 pm
How does that allways happen to me? Swear I posted this without seeing your comments below Phy.....
MO - March 22, 2010, 1:21 pm
5 "whistling **** cans" for you!!
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 3:12 pm
but it would be a fun ride

BUMPER CARS - Who says the fun ever has to stop?

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PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 9:06 am
Awesome! I want one

WE WANT THE FISH - We asked nice first, but now we are pissed

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Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 9:05 pm
The dolphins were never that aggressive.


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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.

He/She -

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...



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Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:17 pm
"I think that tiger is a Republican." You can't tell from the pic that he's neutered ... seriosly? Idle speculation at best. The fact that he's too dumb to duck means he's likely a Democrat.
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
Uhmmmm, yeahhh, I'm afraid I uhmm, am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this Dane of Cook fella. I kinda find him vaguely funny. Sorry about that.
Guest - May 14, 2009, 7:56 pm
I think that tiger is a Republican.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:22 pm
Sean, I have to agree with that. Anything do help drown out the political unfunny/unclever. Still, Dane Cook isn't funny. Don't encourage Dane Cook.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
While I do like the original better, I think the text here is quite funny. So I say we offer the new dude some encouragement. Sure, some rough edges here, but if we don't caress and stroke the funny, it will never erect itself into hilarity stature, no?
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
This is a classic example of Dane Cooking a poster. Take a good one and re-write it poorly.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Would you at least change the font color when stealing my poster?


BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.

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WHEN I WAS A KID, I WANTED A GRIFFIN - I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.

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Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:50 pm
Big Bang Theory, yay!


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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So d*** good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, d*** you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy p***. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.

HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.

Beauty Overwhelms Reason -

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:21 am
Sweeeeeet! 5 goth lions!


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julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
julia2011 - April 17, 2011, 5:14 pm
This made my day ;)
CaptainBaked - April 16, 2011, 11:45 pm
Yeah i'd like to see your idea too bro
rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:07 pm

make it and upload in off topic thread.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 12:58 pm
Grrr...I had a good one for this pic too...I snoozed and losed.

THE PERFECT GIFT - It's a game that's fun, instructional AND nourishing! What more could she want?


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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 h** petas fo you


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Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Please take my ex with you.

SADNESS OF LIFE - can be easily explained with a diagram

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luomocheuscivalagente - August 11, 2011, 5:42 am
so true

WANTED - Wanted for destruction of public and private property REWARD:THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING YOUR WALLS ARE SAFE

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.

SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...

YOU TAKE WHATS MINE - and I'll burn whats yours

POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.

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1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:09 am
She has a real name ya kno,Famke Janssen
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men

WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?

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MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.

BENDING SPOONS - Last night I concentrated so hard on getting the frozen ice cream out of the container that I bent the spoon.


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Airman - January 12, 2011, 5:30 pm
LOL.. well, so far this week, it's a recipe called 'make your own d*** eggs'
MilDoc - January 12, 2011, 4:46 pm
Airman, your wife has a recipe for 30 second eggs?
CANADA - January 12, 2011, 3:23 pm
that would hurt
Peso - January 12, 2011, 10:27 am
Cruel but hilarious. 5Ls
Reality Lord - January 12, 2011, 7:23 am

huge ouchie
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:25 am
Hahahaha! Love it! 5L's

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BIRD - Pigeon wanted in possible connection to fly by pooping ...

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ZOMBIE UNCLE SAM - Wants your brains ...

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HAN SOLO - Wants hugs. And all of your money.

DID YOU KNOW? - That Bobbing your head forward and backwards is impossible whilst your mouth is open?



WE ALL WANT - to leave our mark on the world. Or better yet, another one.

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pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 6:18 pm
A 'world may refer to any planet or heavenly body', which includes moons. It says that on Wikipedia so it must be right.
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:13 pm
I will excuse the fact that the Moon is actually not another world this time...


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ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:07 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:05 am
Scorpion vs Duck....I think I saw that p***o............
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:03 am
LMAO! I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little duck, isn't it?
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:17 pm
Very clever....I stood and cheared.


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katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol

STITCHES - What Snitches get.

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:41 pm
When the feds start to inquire, it's silence we require... or you're dressed in chicken wire.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
Man! Snitches don't get stitches; they end up in ditches, while I roll out in a cab...countin' my riches.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
That'll teach him for doing his civic duty.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 4:35 pm
I believe it goes... "Snitches deserve stitches for being punk b****es." :)

EXCUSE ME - Waitress I also ordered the buffalo wings.


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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm
Apply at the Rein-Carnation Restaurant.


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BoneCD - May 2, 2010, 10:46 am
Love it!!!! 5 Poodles my man!
rerun - May 2, 2010, 10:25 am

I buy, rent, sell construction equipment. Chances are I know this guy....and he is as amsome as this motifake. 5 Tonka Trucks


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house - July 5, 2011, 2:01 am
i think this is a quote from Henry Ford isn't it ?
Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:13 am
When I was very young, I used to have dreams of flying just like this. I love the quote too.

VACATION - Where your boss can't call you and there is no alarm.

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deadraisin - May 10, 2010, 7:17 am
You are very close to correct CANADA, it is the boundary waters in MN very close to Ontario.
CANADA - May 7, 2010, 8:56 pm
hmmm, that sure looks alot like home


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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.

2 MINUTES FOR INSTIGATING - Hey! I'M Gretzky. But you've got no backhand. I'll backhand you.

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Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 3:31 pm
How did I miss this one?? 5 hat tricks
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
lol i love this space
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Thanks Bone. I think the day shift must have been slacking off. This one is still over three. I guess they'll hit it after the long weekend.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:53 pm
5 The Great Ones, in a back handed sort of way

DUMPSTER BABIES - Think before you act.


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Sho - March 8, 2013, 11:29 am
Nice! 5&f
Greeny - March 8, 2013, 6:47 am
Well, that just about sums it up. Nice one Space


THE CAT - Sometimes has a point!


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440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:04 pm
This is 2 EZ, the ying yang a h** but crazy b**** a homely but charming gir, who meets the boys, parents, and who do you have kids with.


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agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 7:06 pm
Perfect line for the pic.
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 7:04 pm
I think this is amsome MrRandom.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:41 pm
I was 2nd guessing posting it, its a bit close to your ice one.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 6:40 pm

SUMMER TEETH - Summer teeth are there summer teeth are gone.

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R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:14 pm
Whatever! I'm putting those Scorpion traps back in the breakroom!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:10 pm
He didn't, really. He just encouraged me a very little.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:09 pm
Ah ha!! He said he had nothing to do with it! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:05 pm
And don't forget GS told me it was a good idea when I asked him... Get angry at him! ;)
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:03 pm
I know, no harm done, it was the BEST April fools joke I've have played on me for years! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
I'm sorry... kinda. LoL It WAS April Fool's Day. And by the time you managed to make another account to PM me, I'd already unbanned you! See? No harm done. :P
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
I was sweating bullets and freaking out!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
That was... an exceptionally funny day. :D
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm
I still don't know what the big deal was, I mean I hacked the server sure, and maybe dropped in a virus or 2, and maybe stole account information, but banning me for it? Sheesh! Take a joke! ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
Heh heh... Teach you to conspire against motifake.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
That wasn't from the ban hammer Jake, maybe a "hammer" but certainly not the ban hammer.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:51 pm
She will too! I still have the scar!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm
I'll ban whatever I want! *stomps*
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:49 pm
No crying, you didn't make it and you are a mod. Chin up....*looks around* don't ban me please.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
Oh, hey, thanks! I mean, I KNEW I was retarded, but you didn't have to rub it in. :( LoL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
O well now that just makes this one pretty retarded. I see no funny.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:26 pm
(I will sometimes answer my phone, "Brandle summer home; summer home, summer not!")
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:25 pm
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I dont get this? Anyone?


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ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 5:45 pm
Hallelujah. Praise the Lord & pass the sauce. 5 baby backs

TIME - Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.

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Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 8:34 am
Epic Potential Man... If only you had used a better pic..


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Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:00 am
Is that YOU under the tree, MrRandom? If it is, you suck at hide 'n seek. Just sayin'.
MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
And I am living proof


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 11:03 am
United states of Tara. i love that show....5

ADVERTISING - Hmmm the same has been said about Halle Berry and I would definitely tap that!

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BriaHere - August 4, 2009, 12:30 pm
jalford, enough. Other aliases used: jalford, weslake, rgler, dons, hellos, rew, smdc, slive, ooooooooooom
smdc - August 4, 2009, 8:19 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
LogicDude - August 1, 2009, 9:28 pm
This could be worth dusting off the old passport for! Watch out TSA! I'm smugglin' back a case!!!
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
Bria, it'll be the same beer you hate that'll make your wit (or lack thereof) tolerable to a suitor.
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2009, 3:15 pm
Grow a ***k! you no-talent timmy!
weslake - August 1, 2009, 10:55 am
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
CANADA - July 21, 2009, 11:10 am
NO! BriaHere, u fail!!
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 8:05 am
Guinness tastes terrible, then again so does all beer.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:14 pm
Only the Mennonites... Vegas is a lost cause.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:13 pm
And hand out those little escort service handbills to tourists that stagger by!
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:12 pm
WHAT! The Mexicans left Vegas? Who will clean the rooms?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:11 pm
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:11 pm
Come on now, you haven't lived until you've heard some Mennonites with their 'Lancaster County' accents saying, "Come on Josiah, Roll them bones!"
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:10 pm
This may surprise you, but they're scarce here in Vegas.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:08 pm
Seriously in the town i just moved away from there is a large German Mennonite population and a high Mexican Mennonite population. All the girls wore skirts all the time it was like going back to the 50's (w/o a delorean)
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:06 pm
Hey, here in Pennsylvania, those shifty Mennonites are good for what happens BEHIND the barns that those lofty Amish raise!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:06 pm
The rest of us call it inbreeding.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:05 pm
They do if they're Mexican Mennonites! (Thats a real thing btw)
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:04 pm
Then again, after WWII, they're a bit b***-hurt about the turn italians took on them.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thanks, TTH... german girls usually don't like mexicans, eh?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thanks Buzz... cheers!
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 10:03 pm
Touche, TTH.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 10:02 pm
Well as long as there was a silver lining... Cheers!
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 10:02 pm
Like its hard to get a German girl in the sack? Unless they're Mennonite.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:59 pm
I loved the strength and taste, but the flavor wasn't... as you put it... burnt enough. Decidedly lighter. Not a fan, but it got a german girl in the sack so, not a total loss.
BuZZbomb - July 19, 2009, 9:57 pm
I thought that was a fake at first, then maybe it's real. Pass, as in you didn't like it?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 9:53 pm
That reminds me... Guinness Red isn't available in the US at this point. I had to bribe a German friend to locate some and bring it when she was here on business. It's lighter than Guinness, but being served only in select euro locales, it's strong. Pass.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 11:53 pm
Hmmmmm... gonna have to look into it. However, I'm a bit attached to Guinness as god first made it. Guinness 250 was an awful bastardization of Guinness. I'll get back to you when I try it. But if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 4:06 pm
Hey can anybody else see this poster?
MO. - July 4, 2009, 4:06 pm
I gave 'er a 5 as well, but am going to wait on further ruling from our resident expert....
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:03 pm
Nope I still can't see it. But I gave it a 5 anyways, I'm just gonna a**ume it's a sweeping retrospective on the state of the worlds economy. Or It's just a rude joke about Guinness. Either way....
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 3:33 pm
is that better moooooooo?

CUTE PUPPIES - How much is that doggie in the window? About $3.65 a pound. Bon appétit


SORRY KIDS - Looks like we have something in common, I never got to see my dad either ...

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maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:18 am
Hear, Hear .
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:54 pm

But he is always with us everywhere we go

I MAY HAVE A LITTLE OCD... BUT - I hope you will notice my exact spelling, precise syntax and sterling use of proper grammar. Also, I have abstained from the use of slang.

MODERATORS WANTED - If you believe you have what it takes... Mr. Motifake would like you to join his elite team.

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rerun - March 6, 2010, 11:02 am

that is because somebody tied you up....
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 9:19 am
I do! But nothing else... ;)
rerun - March 6, 2010, 9:09 am

um, we don't wear ties. 5 bananas
lesterinside - March 6, 2010, 12:21 am
5 cubes on that.
MO - March 5, 2010, 11:44 pm
Holy crap! Check Pat's! I think the monkey is on the loose!! 5 trained ones Ice!!


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DESPAIR - Seeing that long-time, loyal, hard-working employee rest after another long day.... Knowing that you'll have to fire them..



TO HONOR JIM'S LIFE - I will not be sending flowers

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Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:33 pm
that guy was awesome. Now i have to make my will something awesome like that
Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 3:46 pm
I'm going to have five fifths of liquor at my funeral. You can't stick the box/urn in the ground until the liquor has been drunk. Should make it a decent party.
aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 3:30 pm
d***, what i wouldnt give to be 21 and honor his wishes
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:16 pm

This is fantastic. I am going to show it to my wife....maybe (a long time from now) I will be lucky enough to get this kind of send off.


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rnbw00 - September 26, 2011, 2:32 pm
Zed is right...most, if not all, are from "I Feel Myself." I was a member of that site for 3 months. Loved it. There's nothing more beautiful than the look on a womans face as she cums.
DeGrey - September 23, 2010, 1:45 am
Yeah, here in the states it's called , but be nice. That guy blows, if he mistook la petite mort for a sneeze!!
Zed - April 13, 2010, 5:57 am
Which is odd, considering I recognize three of them from a series of Aussie p*** vids entitled "I Feel Myself"
NightWatcher - April 12, 2010, 8:20 pm


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Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 12:19 am
Thanks, Ag. Though, now that I think about it...turning your back on George doesn't seem like a good idea.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Had I seen this picture, I'd have said there was nothing you could do with it. Good one, Bart!
Bartimaeus - October 29, 2009, 10:27 pm
Great comment, LD. You gotta keep up with Ebonics, the language of the street. For rizzle.
LogicDude - October 29, 2009, 10:22 pm
Dear God NO! It's that whole "on the downlow" thing all over again!


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agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:27 pm
No way... that was perfect. Never a need to overexplain. The two words say everything.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:25 pm
Thanks, Aggy. Though, now that I look at it...I could have done a lot more with that last line...Perhaps the lengthier "b****! I can choke you with the force!"
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:18 pm
Excellent.. great redirection.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 6:57 pm
Is that a good or a bad "Wow," lol? I am disheartened by your angry avatar. So...you can't force choke a Jedi? d***, I thought the only reason they didn't was for fear of retaliation...strangulation is a relatively slow death...still a good punch line.
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 2:04 pm
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:18 am
The Game
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:07 am
Random's Mom is a wh***!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:05 am
And knowledge like that will ensure you never get Laid f***stick.

AIRSOFT - Get your taste of killing...without the death.

I Want You To Want Me -

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MissPriss - August 30, 2013, 12:03 am
Wow...then I guess I'm an exception and if that guy is my choices, very happy to be an exception. Teehee.
chickenlittle - August 29, 2013, 11:52 pm
This pic just confirms my theory that there is someone for everyone! :)
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
They actually made history... first couple to marry outside their own immediate family... teehee.
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:23 pm
Well I'd have to guess, by looking at that poor bugger, she was...once!
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:20 pm
I think that's called fatal attraction dear Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:12 pm
No credit for hers? Hey at least she didn't embarrass herself by wearing heels...teehee
JesusWept - August 29, 2013, 4:40 pm
Beggars can't be choosers hehe.
Reality Lord - August 29, 2013, 4:11 pm

perfect match. they each took one for the team. YAY....btw...who is on top ?
GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:22 am
I’ve always been revoltingly attracted to shin lard. 5 Lumps
ughomer - August 29, 2013, 7:16 am

Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes -

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MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:53 pm
Bahaha...especially the eyes. And I always thought you got eye strain from reading in dark places!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:52 pm
Ya know Ugs, it's comments like that, that can very easily make you my next target! Glad you're back...muhahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:51 pm
Yeah, but you'll have to wait for a future poster to see where.
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:50 pm
In love with the mug in the picture? What ever rows your boat I guess. But thanks for the vote regardless...hahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:49 pm
Glad you're enjoying them...just be sure your Depends is fresh teehee. Thanks for the votes Mr. Gary.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:55 pm

Now I know why he has that intense look on his face...
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:18 pm
Nasty Pwissy is at it again.
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:10 am

There was a "W" in there?
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:38 am
Oh Forgot 5L.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:37 am
Yes I Think I'm In Love .
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:26 am
Geeeezus, Prissy, I’m layin’ down fives like a cashier at a casino……what a string of hilarity!

That's Classified -


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GaryO - August 7, 2014, 11:38 pm
Great creation, Vernie!
lgvernon - August 7, 2014, 11:05 pm

I was filling up my truck a couple days a go and looked over to see this. I'm glad to know I can still be surprised.
Greybeard - August 7, 2014, 10:58 pm
Hahaha. I don't remember accepting a paint job but then I don't remember alot of things... :)


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GaryO - December 9, 2012, 10:23 pm
‘canopener’ may very well be the only universal language
CloudchaserS - December 9, 2012, 10:17 pm
Once every few days, one of my relatives will open a can of tuna and give the juice to the cats. The rest of the time, I have to use a manual opener or I get a bunch of cats wanting to be fed.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:46 pm
Yeah ours went nuts too, but didn’t wait for the noise…met us at the car if we had grocery bags…weird little shyt…creeped me out with that desperate urgent unseeing stare…guess who went back to the store if I didn’t deliver the goods
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 8:23 pm
My neighbour had a cat like that, every time it heard the electric can opener. They forget to tell me that one night when I babysat for them. Opened a can, hundreds of needles up my back and onto my shoulder...d*** cat! Drop this by digmydog too.


Knock Knock -




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TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:18 pm
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 11:13 pm
So would I.... if the right girl was using it before me.
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 11:12 pm
She would most likely eat a tanning bed.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:26 pm
I'm sure yours gets uncomfotable when being forced into a tanning bed, TTH!
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2010, 1:31 pm
Likely tucked underneath, they curl the tail in an almost modest way to protect the sensitive stuff. Mine does it while suntanning.
Cubbybear - August 5, 2010, 10:19 am
LOL! where's his tail? 5/5

Girls -

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MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:04 am
Thank you and glad you enjoyed it mao!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:32 pm
You Did It Again MissPrss 5 Golden L'S Thank You.





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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:26 pm

was it at that moment you realized both his hands were on your shoulders?

Dirty Doctor Seuss -

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am
What...the ban or hopping on pop?
steve1961 - May 2, 2014, 10:10 am
Luckily, the TPL rejected the idea immediately.



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GaryO - January 11, 2013, 9:08 am


PROVERBS - A penny saved is a penny earned. Yeah, but what the heck are you going to do with one freaking penny?

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redhdsrbst - March 10, 2011, 10:35 pm
Make a down payment on a piece of penny candy :P


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spacedog - March 31, 2011, 8:57 pm
Current Resident - December 3, 2009, 9:40 pm
I am so happy to be here I could just ****! Very funny picture. 5L
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 10:03 am
L8TR guys, Got to prepare for the BIG GAME (Ohio State vs. Michigan)Beers are poppin' already!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 9:13 am
Well, I wasn't particularly nasty. I just walked up to this one biker chick and said "Will you bare my child?" Yes, it was juvenile...but you don't know until you ask.
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:11 am
If you say something incredible nasty...they will just walk over and whisper something in their guys ear. At that point you'd better run!
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 9:07 am
Good luck with that Bart...most biker chicks I've met with grab your figs until you turn blue if you say something nasty to them. If the men walk over it's just to acknowledge to her that they see that everything is under control
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 8:50 am
A great thing about biker chicks is that they are a lot less likely to slap a guy. Honestly, you can say ANYTHING to almost ANY random woman on a Harley. It's there husbands you have to worry about...
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 8:47 am
Ziiiiiiiing....I deserve that for the fat fingers
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 8:46 am
I was hoping you were riding on bile, like Osmosis Jones. lol
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 8:44 am
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 8:43 am
OK the, I'm not a Super Hero, I'm just a nice guy on a bile....LMAO
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 8:37 am
eerrrr...if you didn't notice, there's a second possibility there. jk Bikers, the majority of them, are alright. I don't ride one myself, but I've been to a couple rallies.
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 8:34 am
then I must be a Super Hero cause I have been riding steel since before you were born
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 8:32 am
Why would you want a motorcycle? Cartoons have taught me that ponies can fly and **** rainbows. Imagine how easy it is to clean up after them. Besides, motorcycles...unless you're a superhero, they're usually as indication of douche-itude.
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 8:29 am
But I'd rather have a Motorcycle then a Pony
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:43 am
You realize what I'm implying there with "you should try it." Right? jk
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 7:33 am
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:32 am
The surgery isn't as painful as people make it out to be. You should try it. lol
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 7:32 am
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 7:31 am
Wait a minuet there Bart...you use to be a little girl?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:15 am
Ah, memories. Try the veal. 5/5
giulio - November 21, 2009, 5:04 am
Great. 5L!


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
You're right, it is better with the tags. Re-five.
MrRandom - September 18, 2009, 3:19 pm
As long as it not at Camelot. It's a silly place.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 3:18 pm
That sounds like one hell of a great evening, hyde.
Ed-Hyde - September 18, 2009, 3:11 pm
Well, thats the evening then. Beer, Nachos and the Holy Grail.
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 1:16 pm
No no - it's entirely too perilous! 5 naughty, naughty Zoots.
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 12:26 pm
Perilous 5!