Query tags with term: water
Truth In Advertising -
WALKING ON WATER -
STRESS - Some people just can't handle it
THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be
STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you
FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER -
PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -
EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason
FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.
DIET WATER - BECAUSE THE WATER YOU BUY AT THE SUPERMARKET HAS TOO MANY CALORIES.
DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -
LOOPHOLE - If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?
REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.
PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha
NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water
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