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Weapon Demotivational Poster

BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.


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ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:06 pm
You're coming in 5x5.

SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning

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Rating: 2.21/5

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ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...

THE SUBMARINE - The single, most powerful and most capable mobile weapons platform you will never see. Until it's too late.

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RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:55 am
Heh! Figure the odds! :):)
Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:22 pm
Not if you paint it yellow and come on over to live in it.


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Rating: 4.62/5

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falloutghoul - April 4, 2013, 7:52 am
Meep! Meep! *Raspberry* *Speeds Away*


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Rating: 4.31/5

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sear3489 - May 4, 2011, 10:14 pm
what about cheese
Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:45 pm

add bacon and you have paradise. :)

AN UGLY WOMAN - Just in case the shotguns jam, and the dog runs off with your hammer.


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BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 7:37 pm
That trips my trigger 5L
Budog - December 13, 2011, 8:48 pm
It would all depend on how intoxicated one gets...
falloutghoul - December 13, 2011, 8:29 pm
I thought they were weapons of mass intoxication.

Exotic weapons -

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Rating: 2.37/5
moi - July 24, 2008, 12:51 am
i thought it was an awesome b***er knife


Things have Escalated -

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Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 4:59 pm
5 LOLs
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 6:49 pm

Fantastic graphic!! 5LLLLLs from both my dogs!~
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 5:44 pm
5Luv it!


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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:43 pm
Except the winners!
forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:12 am
No one wins IMO...

NECCESSITY - “Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.” -George Herbert- Guns and ammo don't hurt either.

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whenangelsfall - January 5, 2011, 12:50 pm
Ah d***.. can I repost that? It was posted at 2 a.m.. I feel pretty special right now.... fail
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2011, 8:26 am
When you go to battle in the Motifake Wars, be sure you carry a dictionary..it's a mandatory necessity

IS THERE - no end to this?

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Rating: 3.92/5

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pitbull - January 6, 2010, 6:32 pm
nice comment spacedog 5L's
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 6:04 pm
I'm certain he'll hang from the hypotenuse. 5Ls.
Derek - January 6, 2010, 5:33 pm
Fantastic! :})

OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match

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iamjet - October 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
"If the Government only realized what reserve force is being wasted, they would make use of it and give Indians the opportunity of a thorough training for actual warfare." -Mahatma Gandhi
KDP3 - October 8, 2009, 1:40 am
Sending this to my pacifist cousin.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:34 pm
Anti-Ghandi = 1

I HAVE A CANNON - Bring it on.

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Rating: 4.56/5

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dslohand - September 8, 2012, 11:19 pm
I guess size does matter....probibly lol
RetiredUSNChief - September 6, 2012, 1:45 am
Heh! Bring it on! The cannon needs water to work, anyway! If you want to see it being tested right after I built it, look up "carbide pirate cannon" on youtube.
Sean - September 6, 2012, 1:10 am
Uhm, yeaaahhh. The "***" are where the t-a-p was. I mean, it's not like I said "papwater" cuz that would be gross.
Sean - September 6, 2012, 1:07 am
Oops. Uhmm, Mods. Hey Mods!!! I think that big mean ruffian fella just threatened me. Do something! Oh, and by the W, my supersoaker ... it's filled with UNFILTERED *** WATER.
RetiredUSNChief - September 6, 2012, 12:58 am
Oh, I have a clue, since I built it. :):) It reloads in seconds! Bring your supersoaker...we'll make it a party!
Sean - September 6, 2012, 12:49 am
You have an EMPTY canon and nary a clue how to reload it. Me and my supersoaker will be right over, Dorathy!

ITUNES - Now used for missiles and weapons.

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Rating: 4/5

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Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 10:23 pm
XD wtf?

KILLER CAT - You think you can steal my yarn!?!?

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Feasibly - June 6, 2011, 6:47 pm
5 foods for thought, Verdeckt!
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:29 pm

...and fav'd again. sweet stuff ver!


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Rating: 3.82/5

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Kristie - February 2, 2012, 9:10 pm
Goes to show that the alcohol dulls braincells, if she would have thinking clearly she would have thrown donuts with the other hand. They may not have arrested her if she had.


WOO HOO OR DAMN IT? - It's a love/hate relationship in racing with this thing.

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Rating: 1.85/5

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Benlulz - October 1, 2010, 10:30 am
Oh i get it, but i had to read it for like 5 times before i did which makes it a 1L
Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 10:10 am
<<< agrees with eugene XD omg....just noticed something else about this page XD the truffle shuffle and a dancing rainbow dino as avatars XD
Eugene - August 21, 2009, 1:57 am
Woo hoo that you get it... d*** it when it turns to early and hits a wall or when they throw all three in perfect timing and all three hit you.
... - July 1, 2009, 12:42 pm
You obviously aren't a fan of Mario Kart then.
Fatty - January 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
I don't get it...

Captain Obvious -

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Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 4:04 pm
They thought his business license said GUM shop? LOL! LUV this, JW! Thanks for sharing the find! 5L!
EmilioDumphque - November 14, 2015, 4:15 pm
Small plane hits mausoleum, bodies still being found.

HEY JESS - Don't you hate the new school policy about handing in our weapons before class ?

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Rating: 3.8/5

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Rating: 2.88/5

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Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:52 pm


WEAPONS KNOWLEDGE - You don't have it

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Rating: 2.5/5

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Purity - March 31, 2009, 11:22 pm
You both lose the joke. -1 internets. See, to get the joke you gotta tunnel something like "SILLY That's an MP-5"
HGCaboose - January 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
The dumb piece of **** that thought that was an AK-47 should get an ACTUAL AK-47, and blow their f***ing brains all over the wall

Silent weapons -


NUKES - When you just dont care anymore.

WEAPON X PROGRAM - They are doing it wrong

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Rating: 3/5

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TigerKid - April 19, 2009, 11:36 pm
What the hell are they doing to that kid?

F-15 & FF-22 -

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Rating: 2.95/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 10:03 pm
Big f***in' deal jupiter monkey. What the hell does that have to do with you and your "Do you want fries with that?" existence on this planet?
jupiter monkey - August 28, 2009, 6:59 pm
This picture just serves as one more reminder that the U.S. can beat the living **** out of any country we fight.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:13 am
I think if I see either coming at me, I am running and screaming. Starscream or Skywarp would still make me pee my upside-down turban.
agent k - July 10, 2009, 8:54 am
f***in A Right!!
leeebling - July 10, 2009, 5:18 am
f*** Yeah!! Wooh America!! Yeah!!
kerkpyrrus - July 10, 2009, 4:47 am
and the old gal can still kick 99% of the oppositions arse!

CURRENCY FAIL - That's 79800 YENS. That's like 840 USD. But still it's over nint thousand.

CK5 BAN HAMMER - Precision Attitude Ajustment Tool

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Rating: 2.1/5

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IT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND - He don't like you.

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Rating: 2.56/5

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Oldsod - May 19, 2014, 9:31 pm
You sure it ain't the change from the purchase of those sa-weeeet Airsoft guns?



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Rating: 3.43/5

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SADISM - Man's Inhumanity to Man

ICE CICLES - One weapon CSI never thought of.

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Rating: 2.38/5

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R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 10:48 am
Actually they thought of it in the very first season of CSI, turned out it wasn't an "icicle", but they thought of it. Then found evidence to support a different weapon. Nice try though. And spellcheck is your friend, don't ignore your friend.
Derek - February 17, 2010, 8:34 pm
...but many detective stories have. "Ice Cicles" - one spelling the dictionary never thought of.

WARNING:WEAR SAFTEY GLASSES - WELCOME WE: save ammo by any means necessary CAUTION: wear PPE upon entrance

NERDS - Because human sexuality needs cannon fodder too.

BOOT CAMP - For the gifted

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Stress -

Aim High -

If they outlaw guns, can we use swords? -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 9, 2015, 12:45 am
Swords are good. I, however, prefer mice, honey and feathers. The screaming - the screaming - oh, so gratifying.