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FAST FOOD LOGIC -




TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?




MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.




THE SWEDISH CHEF - Vurt Da Furk !




MOVIES -




EVOLUTION - NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING -




DATA -




THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -




HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man




WEDNESDAY - Making it over the hump just got a whole lot easier




TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?




MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.




YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! -




HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...




BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day




SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey




SCREWED -




CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.




DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!




MARRIAGE -




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