Query tags with term: wedding
MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.
HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man
BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day
MARRIAGE & BANKS - They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE! -
CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.
DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!
MARRIAGE - ... is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!
BRIDAL GARTER SHOT - Nooooooo.., no no no no no no... Its quite OK, we will pass on that one thanks... Lets move on to the cutting of the cake...
REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine
ONE-STOP SHOPPING -
BIGAMY - â€œBigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.â€ Oscar Wilde
A DISNEY WEEK - is clearly when the Prince gets married and the bad guy gets killed
LOVE - WTF are you serious?
MMMM... - Plasticky
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