Query tags with term: wife
WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.
MY EX-WIFE -
LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves
A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.
SPIDER BABIES -
HAIRDRESSER - The wife is back from the hairdresser. Choose your next words carefully. They might be your last.
MARRIED LIFE - Your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes any more ? Adopt a burglar.
JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.
DEVOTION - More than just words on a fancy scrap of paper.
MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -
GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's way of distracting you from being a good wife
IRON MAN CONTEST - When the wife signed me in, I had a different picture entirely.
EX WIFE VISIT -
THE WORLD TODAY - In this economy more and more people are opting not to get married I’d like to think that the economy has nothing to do with it. Rather, men are just getting smarter.
LOYALTY - Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?
MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.
MY EX-WIFE'S SUPERPOWER - the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call
I WOULD CUT UP HER CREDIT CARDS - but this is more fun!
MY EX-WIFE JUST SHOWED UP - Now which one of you said her name three times into a mirror?
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