Query tags with term: wife
WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.
SPIDER BABIES -
MARRIED LIFE - Your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes any more ? Adopt a burglar.
DEVOTION - More than just words on a fancy scrap of paper.
MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -
THE WORLD TODAY - In this economy more and more people are opting not to get married I’d like to think that the economy has nothing to do with it. Rather, men are just getting smarter.
LOYALTY - Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?
MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.
MY EX-WIFE'S SUPERPOWER - the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call
MY EX-WIFE JUST SHOWED UP - Now which one of you said her name three times into a mirror?
BIGAMY - â€œBigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.â€ Oscar Wilde
KITCHEN DUTY -
WINTERTIME IN INDIANA - I'm just taking the bike out for a spin
MY DAUGHTER -
OF COURSE I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU - It's just that, if you are here, who's guarding the Gates of Hell?
MARRIAGE - I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she gives me now.
BONUS MONEY - Hide it better next time
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