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HOW TO ENJOY A FINE WINE - 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.

JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse

AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...


"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -


WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.

HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.66/5

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LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.

CHEAP WINE - helping us live the poetry that we cannot write

TAGS: cheap wine day
Rating: 4.38/5

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FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII

too much stress -

WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.

JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...

THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...