Tagged with: women
 | LATEST POLLS - |
 | CUBAN WOMEN - |
 | IF THIS... - is the first thing you eyes see each morning, all I can say is... I hate you & you suck. |
 | WOMEN HAVE SMALLER FEET - |
 | I CANNOT BELEVE IT! - This is the second time today she has lost her car keys. |
 | EASY RIDER - |
 | FRENCH WOMEN - |
 | OF COURSE - |
 | SUCKERS - |
 | AND WOMEN WONDER - Why men think it's ok to lie |
 | ROAD SIGNS - |
 | LIKE WOMEN - |
 | PATRIOTISM - I wanna kiss the flag. |
 | UHHHH.... - I don't know what it is, but I wanna fuck it! |
 | CUBAN WOMEN LEAVING LAS VEGAS - |
 | WOMEN AND ALCOHOL - Give them lots till they do stuff like this |
 | WOMEN OVER 40 - |
 | WOMEN FAIL - Time Management |
 | EVOLUTION - Oh yeah! Daddy's a BIG Darwin fan |
 | REINS - |
 | WEDDING CAKE - |
 | GODS GIFT TO WOMEN - |
 | STRANGE WOMEN - Lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords... that's no basis for a system of government |
 | PERSPECTIVE - Life is not short. It is long. VERY long, especially after all those wrong decisions |
 | WELL ROUNDED WOMEN - True, they may not be Supermodels, but they always have a lot to offer. |
 | CAR WASH - |
 | MOTIFAKE DATING - |
 | WOMEN - |
 | RESPONSIBILITIES - |
 | WHITE WOMEN - Like pancakes, better when golden brown |
 | DOMINANCE - |
 | FLOW CHARTS OF DISTINCTIONS - |
 | WOMEN - The bitchiest and most baffling of all 112 elements |
 | WOMENS GOLF - OK, maybe it's not all that bad |
 | STATISTICS - |
 | WOW -TAGS: wow beautiful asian women love me ronsart motivational Rating: 3.42/5 More motifakes by ronsart |
 | WOMEN'S GOLF - I guess this is called 'One in hole' |
 | INDISPUTABLE PROOF - |
 | NEED A VACATION? - Might I suggest the West Midlands? The weather may suck but the women there are apparently veeeeery easy. |
 | AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am." |
 | WOMEN'S TENNIS - The Future Is Looking Bright |
 | WOMEN - |
 | WOMEN OF THE NORTH - |
 | WOMEN’S EQUALITY - |
 | NARUTARDED - |
 | ANTONIO - |
 | MEN DOING LAUNDRY PART IV - When all else fails, learn to do it yourself. |
 | OKTOBERFEST - |
 | CAMOUFLAGE - Note her excellent use of earth tones to blend into the desert environment |
 | AMORE - |
 | OPPORTUNISM - |
 | NEW WOMEN'S MAGAZINE - Let's keep dreaming about a better world |
 | LITTLE DID WE KNOW - |
 | FEMALES - |
 | CAR WASH - |
 | KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - |
 | FEMALES - |
 | THE WOMEN OF THE MOTIFAKE FORUMS - The best on the internet....Carpe Diem! |
 | COLT .45 - Keeping rapists at bay since 1911 |
 | ETIQUETTE - The "stroke my pussy" joke only works if your holding a cat in your lap. |
 | GUARD YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN WELL - Send these bastards back to Hell We'll teach them the ways of war And they won't come here anymore |
 | OOPS! - |
 | NYMPHOMANIAC WOMEN - |
 | FOR ME - |
 | AN UNREALISTIC STANDARD FOR WOMEN - The feminists are right. She isn't cooking or cleaning |
 | ID CARDS - |
 | WOMEN - “A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.” (Chauncey Depew) |
 | SUPERFLUOUS - Ladies... unfortunately, most of you are in no danger of being kissed by anyone, anyway. |
 | WOMEN - Duty calls. |
 | WOMEN - Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait. (Ralph Waldo Emerson) |
 | EVOLUTION - |
 | LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel! |
 | FOOTBALL - In lingerie? Fuck Yeah |
 | LINDSAY - When will you realize that guys liked you like this |
 | ALL-FEMALE PARTY - |
 | MEN DOING LAUNDRY PART III - In order to avoid actually doing the laundry, it is sometimes necessary to think outside the box. |
 | HEALING TOUCH - |
 | KILL - |
 | OCCAM'S RAZOR - TWO THEORIES, SAME OUTCOME SOMEHOW THEY STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY WE HATE TO GO TO THE MALL |
 | WOMEN - |
 | SALOME VORFAS - Even with a mustache, she's hotter than most women around |
 | MEN WOMEN EMO - |
 | WOMEN - they're never satisfied |
 | CUBBYBEAR LOVES YOU - Just the way you are! |
 | CHOICE - If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one (Murphy's Love Law) |
 | MOTIFAKERS - Who's says we can't get a real girls?TAGS: hooker hookers prostitute prostitutes asian women girl pancakes Rating: 3/5 More motifakes by aPauling |
 | GERMAN GIRL - She can invade my pole-land any time |
 | CONSERVATIVE WOMEN - Hotter than the liberals...smarter too! |
 | POWER - |
 | HAPPY MEAL - Screw the toy... that's what I'm talkin' about |
 | EQUALITY - |
 | MARRIAGE - |
 | WOMEN - |
 | LOGICAL - |
 | ISRAELI WOMEN - proof that god is a greybeard |
 | HOLDING - Who says penalties detract from the spirit of the game |
 | DEHUMANIZATION OF WOMEN - |
 | WOMEN - They Spend Money On This All The Time. |
 | BROKENHEART - |
 | HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein. |
 | CATS - They don't get the connection |
 | OLYMPICS - Sometimes Best Viewpoints Are Not The Highest |
 | 30% of women - |
 | Women - |
 | W O W ! - There's a naked woman in the background!! |
 | VIEWPOINTS - |
 | WOMEN DRIVERS - They Even Scare Themselves |
 | WOMEN - |
 | DIFFERENT HEADINGS - Sometimes Have The Same Meaning !!! |
 | ORION SLAVE WOMEN - "Scotty, this is Cpt. Kirk speaking, "Beam up a few and transport directly to my quarters. Kirk out" |
 | SELF PRESERVATION - Like abortion, it's a woman's right to choose |
 | ROSES - You can ask for permission before hand, ask for forgiveness afterward, or you can giver her roses, and not worry about doing neither. |
 | PREVENTION - |
 | RIO - Now, there are good reasons to go there in 2016. Beside the hot as sin women. |
 | PRICELESS - Having a 'special place' to hold your putter |
 | WOMEN DRIVERS - |
 | WOMEN - Still wishin' they can write their names when they pee |
 | HALLOWEEN - |
 | MEETING WOMEN - For some reason, I have no problem |
 | - You gotta have this |
 | SORRY LADIES... - I got him for 90% off at a store closing, so their are no returns. But, you could always regift it... |
 | MEN OF THE US AIR FORCE - |
 | WOMEN IN TRAFFIC - .... only cause accidents. |
 | WOMEN - Never trust them |
 | PERSPECTIVE - |
 | CAVEWOMEN - ready to fuck since the dawn of humankind |
 | WHAT WOMEN WANT IN A BRA - |
 | FEMTROOPER - Hell ya... this redhead will either blast your brains out or screw them outTAGS: femtrooper stormtrooper star wars starwars female girl women woman redhead Rating: 2.86/5 More motifakes by Little Johnny |
 | WOMEN DON'T OBEY THEIR HUSBAND - Even if their husband is governer of the State of California and makes it a lawTAGS: maria shriver california arnold schwarzenegger governer cell phone law Rating: 2.86/5 More motifakes by Red Enigma |
 | WASHED ASHORE - |
 | WOMEN - |
 | RODEO - Tough men and rank bulls making women moist since 1860 |
 | FOOTBALL - Has "Wide receivers" and "Tight ends" Soccer does not |
 | POPO - Make you go pee pee |
 | GIVING HINTS - |
 | JailBait - |
 | WOMEN DRIVERS - Just Stop |
 | REDHEADS - I don't know what it is about them but I can't get enough of them |
 | HYMAN FOR RENT - FOR RENT!? I thought those things could only be used ONCE! |
 | DADDY'S GIRL - Allows thousands of potential grandchildren to die on her face each night |
 | TRUE STATISTICS - |
 | WOMEN - equals objects |
 | VALENTINE'S DAY - Expensive |
 | TOOLS - The female way |
 | PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals |
 | HONEY? PLEASE? - I just need to touch them! |
 | Restraint - |
 | WIFE - |
 | THREESOME? - Not always good. |
 | DOES SHE OR DOESN'T SHE? - |
 | BACHELORETTES - |
 | PERSPECTIVE - Beauty and grace can be found in the briefest of moments Now before we proceed any further, have you heard of the phrase "premature ejaculation?" |
 | TEKKEN - Teaching how to react when she talks back to you. |
 | FILIPINA WOMEN - Making Men Feel Like Kings |
 | WOMEN ARE SMART AND MISERABLE - men have fun and die happy |
 | Eyes - |
 | FEMTROOPER - Now that's why I'm a fan of the Empire.TAGS: femtrooper stormtrooper star wars starwars female girl women woman Rating: 2.73/5 More motifakes by Little Johnny |
 | FLEXIBILITY - Sometimes you wouldn't hit it |
 | BITCHING WOMEN - No matter what kind they are, they never stop complaining |
 | GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues |