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SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.
Kiddie Creativity -
SIX-PACK ABS -
DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN -
OSCAR PISTORIUS -
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"
Sink Fixed -
VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.
GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way
Keep Looking Up -
EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.
T S A - Working For You
IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less
WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "
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