terms of lee's surrender, the fine print - demotivational poster
"I surrender my army my plantation my horse. Do you really have to take my horse?" "I get the horse" "Even my horse! I surrender my horse. signed General Robert E. Lee" "BEFORE YOU SIGN! You forgot those boots. LOVE your boots." "MY BOOTS!" "And I'll take your uniform to show at parties and the sword of course" "Oh, surely not my BOOTS! They are handmade for me! Would you have me walk out of here BAREFOOT!" "No good losing your temper, Lee. You won't be walking out of here in those boots" "And would you take a General out of his own UNIFORM! No gentleman would dare take the sword of..." "Who lost this war again? This is called a SURRENDER, isn't it? It seems we are forgetting" *sigh* "I surrender my boots My sword My uniform" "Your hat, gloves, socks... have to have the socks you know... The officers with you... Their boots are coming off too..."
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