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terms of lee's surrender, the fine print - demotivational poster

"I surrender my army my plantation my horse. Do you really have to take my horse?" "I get the horse" "Even my horse! I surrender my horse. signed General Robert E. Lee" "BEFORE YOU SIGN! You forgot those boots. LOVE your boots." "MY BOOTS!" "And I'll take your uniform to show at parties and the sword of course" "Oh, surely not my BOOTS! They are handmade for me! Would you have me walk out of here BAREFOOT!" "No good losing your temper, Lee. You won't be walking out of here in those boots" "And would you take a General out of his own UNIFORM! No gentleman would dare take the sword of..." "Who lost this war again? This is called a SURRENDER, isn't it? It seems we are forgetting" *sigh* "I surrender my boots My sword My uniform" "Your hat, gloves, socks... have to have the socks you know... The officers with you... Their boots are coming off too..."


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demotivational poster terms of lee's surrender, the fine print
trbecome  #167455 Created July 26, 2013

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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #167427 Created July 23, 2013

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IS A GREAT TEACHER, BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT KILLS ALL ITS PUPILS - Hector Berlioz -


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BobbEdwards  #167388 Created July 21, 2013

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

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Tomorrow is Monday!


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Without them we would be British


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ipb33333  #167372 Created July 19, 2013

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 3:48 pm
Disease: Without it, the British wouldn't have decided it was too costly to stick around to hand you your a**es.
plodtser - August 16, 2015, 9:16 am
Without guns you would all be dead and the Native Americans would still have their land, just sayin'
GaryO - September 25, 2013, 8:40 am
Huh, so nuthin’ much has changed since 1812. Brits still can’t aim worth a shyt.
Vanner - September 25, 2013, 3:04 am
As i said on another Motifake. Nearly 10000 deaths from firearms in the US, 38 in the UK, even taking into account their population is five times ours i still know which odds i'll take. Guns don't kill but letting psychos have them does..
Bolverk3778 - July 21, 2013, 2:24 pm
A lot of us Brits can use firearms with accuracy unfortunately the Govmnt are scared that we'll stage a coup, so they will not let us defend ourselves.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:53 am
HAH! Excellent. …I love the Brits….can’t go their govmnt. 5L
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