THE CABBIE - demotivational poster
A man walks out on the street and hails a cab that was just going by. He gets in and the driver says "Perfect timing, just like Frank Feldman." Passenger - "Who?" Cabbie "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like me coming along when you needed a cab. Things like that happened to him every single time." Passenger -"There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie - "Not Frank Feldman. He was a great athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam of tennis. He could golf with the pros, sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger - "Sounds like he was really special." Cabbie - "There's more. He had a great memory. He remembered everyone's birthday. He knew all about wine, what foods to order and which forks to use. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole block goes dark. He always knew the best route to avoid traffic. He knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even when she was wrong. His clothing was immaculate, shoes highly shined. He was the perfect man. I never knew him to make a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger - "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie- "Well, I never actually met him. He died and I married his fucking wife."
Request - demotivational poster
I can't express my wants any more clearly.
B.B. King, thanks! - demotivational poster
Your big heart, as big as your voice. Welcoming all the sailors that wandered into your club on Beale St. That ear to ear smile for each of us so far from home, Encouraging us to sing along and feel the soothing sound of Lucille's beautiful voice, A home away from home.
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