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The Deep End - demotivational poster

A very rich man gave birth to a son. On the son's sixteenth birthday, The man asked him what he wanted, and said that he would get anything his heart could desire. The son only asked for a pink ping pong ball. His father was curious, but complied. After they had cake and ice cream and the son opened his presents, he went up to his room with the pink ping pong ball. The ball was never seen again. The next year, on the son's seventeenth birthday, the man asked him what he wanted, and said that, since he was starting college early, he could have anything he wanted. The son only asked for a crate of pink ping pong balls. His father was confused, but he got a crate. After they had cake and ice cream and the son opened his presents, he went up to his room with the crate pink ping pong balls. neither the crate nor the balls were ever seen again. The next year, on the son's eighteenth birthday, the man asked him what he wanted, and said that, since eighteen is a big milestone, he could have anything he wanted. The son asked for a truck full of pink ping pong balls. The father couldn't hold it any longer. he asked "what do you want with these pink ping pong balls?" The son only asked that he trust him a little longer. the father valued his sons privacy, so he did not pry, and bought his son a truck full of pink ping pong balls. After the sons extravagant eighteenth birthday party, he went out to the truck alone. The next morning, the pink ping pong balls were nowhere to be found. The next year, on the son's nineteenth birthday, The man asked If the son still wanted pink ping pong balls. The son said that he would like a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls. The father had predicted as much, and was very rich, so he had their chauffeur drive the son downtown to a warehouse purchased for this express purpose. When the son got there, he asked that the chauffeur leave him there overnight. The chauffeur, not one to disagree with his superior, left him. The next morning, when the chauffeur went to retrieve the son, the entire warehouse was empty. There were no pink ping pong balls to be found. The next year, just before his twentieth birthday, the son got in a car crash. When he was recovering in the hospital, the father went to visit him on his birthday. He asked, "Son, is there anything I can do to ease your pain? What shall I get you for your birthday?" The son only asked for a single pink ping pong ball. The father said, "You will have that, only tell me what you do with all these pink ping pong balls." The son said he would explain once he had the pink ping pong ball. The father went down to the corner store and bought a single pink ping pong ball. When he returned to the room, the son was having lunch. He sat down next his son and gave him the pink ping pong ball, "Now, please, tell me what you do with them." The son spoke, slowly and with a stutter inflicted by the car crash "I wanted all those pink ping pong balls because I..." He died mid-sentence.


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demotivational poster The Deep End
Greeny  #170220 Created December 8, 2013

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GaryO - December 9, 2013, 7:25 pm
Well…tiny words…lotsa tiny words….I’ve been had….by lotsa tiny words…d*** melon….again
Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 6:55 am
Thank you. I've not heard anyone tell that joke in about 20 years. 5 for having the patience to type the ENTIRE joke!
Sho - December 8, 2013, 9:10 pm
insane lol. 5/f
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 8, 2013, 8:27 pm
d*** it Greeny! 5L
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Seattle Seahawk wish list - demotivational poster

AII I WANT FOR X-MAS IS TO BE LIKE THE 49ER'S


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NINERMIKE  #170213 Created December 8, 2013

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:22 am
There is a WWII German government organization that used the initials O T. It is the closest to a rational reason to censor O T that I could find.
Preacher Man - December 8, 2013, 3:27 pm
(I did not misspell s-h-o-t. The censor program has gone berserk.
Preacher Man - December 8, 2013, 3:26 pm
What, the Hawks want to be three games down and be a longsh** for the playoffs? Oh, I see, you're talking about living in the past. How sad.
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LISTEN UP - demotivational poster

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think criminals have too many guns is like being castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids. unknown quotation in poster format featuring John Wayne.


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lgvernon  #170204 Created December 7, 2013

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concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:11 am
yes, an UP yours
premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.
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lgvernon  #170202 Created December 7, 2013

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