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the demotivational barber shop - demotivational poster

"You NEED a new look, sir. Desperately. Trust me. I know about these things. A new image. I strongly recommend a head shave. Yes, sir. Completely bald. The REAL you has no hair. At all. Trust me. And some tattoos. And an earring. Is that an Armani suit? There is a charity shop next door. You can trade it for a used sweatshirt and jeans. They will take that tie and the shirt too. Trust me! I strongly suggest a menial job for you, sir. You have missed your TRUE calling. BELIEVE ME. I KNOW these things. Trust me. Of course, the fancy shoes MUST go. You can trade the dress shoes for work shoes. And your socks. No black socks in your new life. And that WATCH! Sir - leave it here. Just trust me. The clippers are ready sir. Say goodbye to all that hair. Just hold still, sir! No you can't leave. It's too late. TRUST ME


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demotivational poster the demotivational barber shop
trbecome  #173807 Created June 5, 2014

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Dagoba - demotivational poster


TAGS: candy chocolate jedi star wars yoda

demotivational poster Dagoba
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #173770 Created June 2, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2016, 11:50 pm
Awesome! Lol
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:06 am
"Direct from the swamps of Dagoba...!" And you thought Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies had a disgusting ad-slogan.
nicholsjoshua15 - July 6, 2014, 1:54 pm
I'm watching Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back, I love the movie but Master - Yoda is so annoying. If I had been Luke I would have killed Yoda and just trained myself or let Darth - Vader train me and use the Darkside against the Darkside. Like Revan did.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2014, 3:53 am
Oh, no! =-O Lol :-D
GaryO - June 23, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hah! The new kid’s gotcha there, cynic.
Glace1221 - June 23, 2014, 5:32 pm
Talk backwards, this one not. Imposter, this Yoda is.
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AUTO ZONE EMPLOYEES - demotivational poster

WINDSHIELD WIPERS. IS THAT TWO WHEEL OR FOUR WHEEL DRIVE?


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demotivational poster AUTO ZONE EMPLOYEES
painterzep1961  #173749 Created June 1, 2014

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david5300 - February 2, 2017, 8:04 pm
Now that is funny !
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:07 am
That seems about accurate....
Greeny - October 20, 2015, 8:47 am
and apparently, last
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:49 am
Hah! Great first poster. 5L
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5:00 pm - demotivational poster

Just when you thought you were at death's door...


TAGS: quittin time

demotivational poster 5:00 pm
chickenlittle  #173740 Created May 31, 2014

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chickenlittle - June 1, 2014, 10:54 am
Thanks Gary!
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:58 am
Excellent
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Have To Try Some Of This It Might Be Good In Gin ?
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