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The difference ‘tween men and wimin - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster The difference ‘tween men and wimin
GaryO  #175339 Created October 11, 2014

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GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:50 am
..as far as this poster, I just plain got lazy. Had three renditions sitting on my desktop while I toyed with the verbiage, then simply grabbed the wrong one. OK. I’m done here. Stopped cutting myself last night....pretty sure.
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:48 am
A decade or so ago, we changed some verbiage in our company handbook. Management shared in the proofing, since most of us morphed into myopic zombies by the fourth paragraph. Can you say ‘fiasco’?
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:48 am
Egotistical arrogance and self a**urance goes before falling over backwards from the top wrung of the ladder while catching half a bucket of oil based paint with one’s face.
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 8:47 am
‘tis a truth. I edited and proofed my last book….sob, wretch. Astute friends and professional acquaintances offer their services, some free gratis…. ‘Oh, no thanks. I type like folks speak, so you’ll get all confused and I’ll get pissed.’
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2014, 2:49 am
All typesetters know: You CAN'T proofread your own work! You'll miss errors that, once pointed out, are sooooo obvious! You're not alone by a long sh**!
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 2:11 pm
Thx JW, but I’d take ‘were’ over ‘got went’ any day. May, however, make a poster with ‘GOT WENT' as the title (kidding)
JesusWept - October 12, 2014, 1:46 pm
Outstanding, Gary! 5 L's! Don't get depressed over "got went". I screwed up on #172867 LOL!
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 12:09 pm
Right here I’m going to roll over and letcha have that one, Legs Venison. (yes, for sure, and I’d sniff it, lick it, eat it, hork it back up, eat it, poop it, sniff it....you got the picture)
lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 11:59 am

I dunno Gary. If that were true, you'd'a spotted it right off, now wouldn't'cha?
GaryO - October 12, 2014, 11:35 am
Vermin, please be a dear by NOT turning ‘got went’ into a beat to death ‘amsome’
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The Holidays Are Coming ! - demotivational poster

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MissPriss  #175302 Created October 8, 2014

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3 Feet = 1 Yard - demotivational poster

"I always thought a yard was three feet ... then I started mowing the lawn." - C.E. Cowman -


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beastmaster  #175173 Created September 24, 2014

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:29 pm
Lord knows I couldn't wait to start driving so-badly, I looked forward to using the '57 Jacobsen Chief lawn-tractor at a young age. (I wasn't allowed a go-cart)
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.
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Well……that didn’t take long - demotivational poster

I really don't know how Airman does it..


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GaryO  #175160 Created September 22, 2014

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GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd
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todderic70  #175061 Created September 15, 2014

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