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THE GREATEST DIRTY JOKE EVER - demotivational poster

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demotivational poster THE GREATEST DIRTY JOKE EVER
ronsart  #64064 Created July 16, 2009



MrRandom - September 3, 2009, 10:39 pm
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 1:53 pm
it's a dirty joke about a family act that been told about a million times by as many comics. Go to uTube and search it. The one that that Gilbert Godfry tells is probably one of the nastiest, so the best.
omnia - September 2, 2009, 11:45 am
i don't get it. but i'm fom holland.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 2:29 am
Sean - July 18, 2009, 2:27 am
Silverman killed me with that. One of the few parts I remember. Gottfried too, because of how he did it. Also genius.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 2:07 am
Gottfried was great, but I do like Bob Saget's version, too. And, the twist that Sarah Silverman put on it.
BuZZbomb - July 18, 2009, 2:05 am
Well Ron & Agd, Are you sure you're the only two? And Gottfried is the master at it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:38 pm
Google it. Or are you having trouble without opposable thumbs?
TheTrashHeap - July 17, 2009, 12:33 pm
elaborate please!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 11:49 am
Obviously TTH is unaware of the joke. I think Gottfried did it best.
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Haarakkon  #64030 Created July 15, 2009



Sean - July 16, 2009, 11:37 am
Reflection shmecktion -- maintain yer COMPOSURE. Then ask yourself what McGyver's mouse would do.
Jmac0585 - July 16, 2009, 9:41 am
A++++ Work.
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
Hanging equal... wait... I can't remember now... equal - that's g**?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 11:56 pm
I thought you had passed out. How they hanging Aggy?
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 11:53 pm
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TAKE A DEEP BREATH - Liberalism Will Run Its Course And Conservatism Will Prevail As It Always Has demotivational poster

demotivational poster TAKE A DEEP BREATH
Retrochcop  #64028 Created July 15, 2009



Sean - July 16, 2009, 12:49 pm
*conservatives (sorry)
Sean - July 16, 2009, 12:48 pm
Taking advice from a scurvy lookin' monkey ... a new low for conserarives.
No - July 16, 2009, 12:13 am
Cuz that worked out so well during the Hoover administration and the Bush administration
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House  #63991 Created July 15, 2009



nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 11:46 pm
To hell with Haley Williams, the other guys are truly talented ones. She's just the face, she could be replaced and if no one saw who was singing they wouldn't know the differences. She's not a one person band like Trent Reznor or Billy Corgan.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:28 pm
I don't know who any of those people are...
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 12:27 pm
Sadly, that's true. I only know Haley Williams.
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THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - This guy is prepared, are you??? demotivational poster

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demotivational poster THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
mattb  #63980 Created July 15, 2009



MeIsGerman - July 25, 2015, 9:27 pm
All I have is an Airsoft M92FS Inox, a huge amount of Gun Knowledge and the old MPi/KMS Bajonet of my Grandpa. Is this enough?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 11:17 am
We Canadians need not fear Zombies...We plan to line the borders with the Quebecois. They'll a**ume that none of us have brains and move on.
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:03 am
and enough firearms in my neck of the woods to hold off a russian invasion
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 11:02 am
I got a pushbar on my truck :)
Bartimaeus - June 15, 2010, 10:52 am
A knife is the best weapon for a zombie apocalypse, because blades don't need reloadin'. Also, EVERYONE RUNS FASTER WITH A KNIFE!
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:13 am
4th from the left. I can't quite tell if it's a Remington 700 or a Savage.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:12 am
Jingle - He has a nice bolt action already, but for the price a good M-44 would not be a bad idea, if for nothing else, to trade for some guys 17-year old daughter... ERR UHH I mean his truck, yeah... his truck... or some gold.
JingleWolf - June 14, 2010, 11:43 pm
This person is missing the very essential rifle every good revolutionary/survivor needs. A good old Mosin-Nagant!
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 2:45 pm
In any disaster, the fat guy should always be pushed down first, especially if you're on a staircase. That way all obstacles are out of your way and you can have a good laugh while you're at it.
BriaHere - July 15, 2009, 2:31 pm
You don't have to be faster than the zombie, just the slowest person running from said zombie.
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