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THE GUNBLADE - most awsome weapon ever demotivational poster


TAGS: gun

demotivational poster THE GUNBLADE
somacruz95  #80526 Created December 5, 2009

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rdtotteniii - March 30, 2011, 9:32 am
Nonfunctional; Lets see it for real.
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 8:40 pm
Awsome, indeed.
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FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said. demotivational poster


TAGS: future crazy cat lady anime cat cats kitty kitties kitten bill kaulitz

demotivational poster FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY
Maddy  #80522 Created December 5, 2009

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STUPID QUESTIONS - demotivational poster


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help

demotivational poster STUPID QUESTIONS
Sean  #80505 Created December 5, 2009

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
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ASK YOURSELF... - how can your day get any worse than a half-n**** Sean Connery with a gun? demotivational poster


TAGS: bad day sean connery

demotivational poster ASK YOURSELF...
Zagato  #80491 Created December 4, 2009

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Oldsod - November 11, 2013, 8:04 pm
Actually...he could make me watch "Zardoz" again...
Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:46 pm
Hah. Give 'im a .455 Webley-Fosbury.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
Well, at least I'm in good company, then...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
What funny is that I did a similar comment, with similar terrible results, on one of Rons posters.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
okay, second comment.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
I knew I should have amended that first comment with "said in a scottish accent"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
Beats the hell out of using an extension cord to strap an electric mixer to himself.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:20 am
aaaaand, my previous point has been proven *facepalm*
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
d*** Zed, you go through them that quickly?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
"Alex, I'll take strap-ons for $500"
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I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE - expect get on a treadmill demotivational poster


TAGS: meatloaf

demotivational poster I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE
gawdofwar  #80479 Created December 4, 2009

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Anonymous2 - December 5, 2009, 3:39 pm
Have you seen him lately? He's slimmed down considerably since then. Heck, he had fake moobs in Fight Club.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:42 am
Good song to have stuck in your head though.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:40 am
Dang I brain-wormed myself. Can't get the song outta my head.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:33 am
His trick to love? Blind chicks who dig money.
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:32 am
I must agree, he taught me everything i know about love. Granted, im single....
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:31 am
K, no more puns now. Seriously though, Meatloaf is awesome.
DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 12:31 am
You'll neverfind a coupe de ville at the bottom of a cracker jack box, because i would have eaten it.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:30 am
Let me eat on it, baby back ribs, let me eat on it...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:28 am
Will you deep fry forever? Will you knead me forever?
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:26 am
STOP RIGHT THERE! Before we go any further do you deep fry...
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