THE MUTANT SON OF JACK LALANNE - Despite The b***** Of Barbells, Carrot Top Was Never Sacrificed To The Gods Who Said The Godfather Of Fitness Didn't Have A Heart? demotivational poster

TAGS: lalanne godfather fitness mutant ginger

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 5:31 pm, #232695

I think the heavy eye makeup is a festive touch~~along with the ever-so-light touch with the pink lipstick. I'd write more, but I'm shuddering~~~

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#152181 Created April 2, 2012
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BLAME CANADA. - HAHAHAHA...that's right silly Americans, forget the cold war.. demotivational poster

TAGS: justin

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M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 3:37 am, #232640

Godd*** duckface... no vote

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#152178 Created April 2, 2012
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boston - July 23, 2012, 11:31 am, #237540

My apologies to all jf I seem to be rude, but who really cares? I believe everyone gets the message.

MashiMashi - April 3, 2012, 3:57 pm, #232686

it was samuel clemens....Nathan YEO A free and democratic people goto bed at night knowing thjat highly skilled and trained men and Women will put themselves in harms way to defend protect their way of life.

dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 1:15 am, #232633

it should be "peaceably"...but great post.

Iconoclast - April 2, 2012, 7:48 pm, #232625

Perhaps it is an adaptation from: "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." – Winston Churchill

gas - April 2, 2012, 5:45 pm, #232619

not an Orwell quote

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#152176 Created April 2, 2012
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THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it. demotivational poster

TAGS: friend zone single fail

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djinnyf - April 9, 2012, 9:19 pm, #233007

Sometimes, it's better to have had someone in the friend zone than to have hurt him because you were so messed up you know you would have... xx

djinnyf - April 9, 2012, 9:18 pm, #233006

That's teenage stuff... Life goes on, everybody learns, clarify what they look for... And then you resent her/him for having you in the friend zone for a bit? Too bad...

ponderous - April 9, 2012, 2:32 pm, #232990

Always

WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 1:08 pm, #232986

You too?

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#152170 Created April 2, 2012
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BROKEN LEG - demotivational poster

TAGS: told the doctor

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(4.55/5) - 31 votes

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M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 3:20 pm, #232680

Ooooh, the 'drum-drum...cymbal' thing that can get a stoned guy laughing in mere instants?? lol, ok, thanks though :D

Airman - April 3, 2012, 1:45 pm, #232669

no.. with the night club standup comics, the drummer would often hit the drum after the punch line.. And Henny was certainly one of those

M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 12:23 pm, #232661

I know of 'rimfire' and 'being sh**'... are you referring to the break?

Airman - April 3, 2012, 11:55 am, #232659

rim sh**

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