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The New CEO'S first day - demotivational poster

The Staff didn't recognize him. They were not prepared. They were not introduced to him. "But I AM the CEO! You WORK for me!" "Of course you are" "This is an outrage! I have a board meeting!" "Delusions, agitation, paranoia. The special room is ready” “SPECIAL ROOM? The Shareholders are waiting. What do you have to say to THAT?” "Take off your shoes and socks Give me your wallet belt and car keys. Here are your meds" Now he's locked up, drugged and barefoot. And it all could have been different. It all could have been avoided. With a little planning..... Sleep well, sir. Dream of the CEO you once were. In the Armani suit from your former life. The padded room is so comfortable. It will all be different in the morning.


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demotivational poster The New CEO'S first day
trbecome  #167648 Created August 5, 2013

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GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:14 am
The pièce de résistance to your ongoing theme, tr. This shyt can happen. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 1:33 am
Hahaha! Oh, wow! This is... hahaha!
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Breaking Bad - demotivational poster

Work hard, study your chemistry, rise through the ranks, keep your friends close and your enemies closer, cap some bitches, and one day, you, too, can become a badass drug kingpin.


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Cannabal  #167647 Created August 5, 2013

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Never Give In - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster Never Give In
JesusWept  #167623 Created August 4, 2013

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JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
Thanks :))
MissPriss - August 5, 2013, 10:44 am
Igs ju do know that was probably because the leg needed to be karaterized before cooking right...teehee. A well earned 5L JW!
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 3:28 pm

I've heard of Kung Pao Chicken, never Kung Fu Chicken!~HAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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She thinks I’m listening - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster She thinks I’m listening
GaryO  #167615 Created August 4, 2013

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When all else fails - demotivational poster

When all else fails, take a nap


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Iconoclast  #167597 Created August 3, 2013

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Iconoclast - August 4, 2013, 10:42 pm
My thought was that his shoes will be gone when he wakes up.
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:57 pm

Naps are good! This poor guy needs a girlfriend with a cushy lap or a fatter briefcase.
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