THE OLD SALT - demotivational poster
An old sailor steams into port and decides he’ll have one last fling before he retires. He picks up a lovely woman of experience on the dock, and together they go to her room. After a few minutes, he’s feeling the need for a little reassurance. “How am I doin’?” he asks. “Oh, I’d say you’re doin’ about 3 knots.” “Three knots? Wha’da’ya mean by that?” “Well, you’re knot up, you’re knot in, and you’re sure knot gettin’ your money back.”
Jeremy Clarkson - demotivational poster
FAMOUS CAR SHOW PRESENTER AUTHOR COLUMNIST JOURNALIST DOCUMENTARY MAKER WRITER OXFORD DOCTOR OF ENGINEERING (HONORARY) AND BEST YET... HE PUNCHED PIERS MORGAN IN THE FACE
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SHARK WEEK - demotivational poster
SHARK WEEK BITES! At this point, I'd watch Groundhog Week.
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