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THE OLD SALT - demotivational poster

An old sailor steams into port and decides he’ll have one last fling before he retires. He picks up a lovely woman of experience on the dock, and together they go to her room. After a few minutes, he’s feeling the need for a little reassurance. “How am I doin’?” he asks. “Oh, I’d say you’re doin’ about 3 knots.” “Three knots? Wha’da’ya mean by that?” “Well, you’re knot up, you’re knot in, and you’re sure knot gettin’ your money back.”


TAGS: salty navy humor

demotivational poster THE OLD SALT
lgvernon  #167784 Created August 10, 2013

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lgvernon - August 11, 2013, 1:14 pm

(guffah)
GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:33 pm
I know,….went to bed earlier this too bright sunday morning…..head hurts when I laugh……’buoy’…that’s….ow
lgvernon - August 11, 2013, 12:08 pm

Buoy....
GaryO - August 11, 2013, 11:52 am
Rancors aweigh…sigh
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Jeremy Clarkson - demotivational poster

FAMOUS CAR SHOW PRESENTER AUTHOR COLUMNIST JOURNALIST DOCUMENTARY MAKER WRITER OXFORD DOCTOR OF ENGINEERING (HONORARY) AND BEST YET... HE PUNCHED PIERS MORGAN IN THE FACE


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demotivational poster Jeremy Clarkson
calvin5040  #167769 Created August 10, 2013

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Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm

Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls
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CHAMPION - demotivational poster


TAGS: warrior lion wisdom quote

demotivational poster CHAMPION
5150monkeylove  #167757 Created August 9, 2013

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SHARK WEEK - demotivational poster

SHARK WEEK BITES! At this point, I'd watch Groundhog Week.


TAGS: shark week boredom humor hedgehog

demotivational poster SHARK WEEK
lgvernon  #167723 Created August 8, 2013

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YOUR CAT - demotivational poster

Ethereal cat vs ugly, hateful-looking cat. Beelzebub sent him. Humor about cats.


TAGS: contradiction humor

demotivational poster YOUR CAT
lgvernon  #167720 Created August 8, 2013

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lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 3:58 pm

Thank you, Mr. Cynic!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:28 am
Nice poster, Ig. You got the cats pegged good.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:09 am
Your cat...****s in my flower beds...come and clean it up!
lgvernon - August 8, 2013, 10:07 pm

I was a deputy coroner in my checkered past...
MrStupidGir - August 8, 2013, 10:04 pm
and it will very much likely eat your remains when your not able to fill it's bowl anymore
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