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THE ONE SIGHT - demotivational poster

the one sight whether a false alarm our not, would make an adult crap right in their pants. atom bomb nuclear bomb explosion evil clouds


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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #168024 Created August 21, 2013

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 7:29 pm
Okay, lol. Not the hills you can clearly see, the ones behind the clouds, the ones you can barely see is Mt. Hamilton. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 7:27 pm
These were just large cloud clusters, not smoke. The hills in the distance I believe is Mt. Hamilton. It startled me because I'm not used to seeing clouds in August. So logically I thought it was time to resume the fetal position and kiss my a$$ goodbye.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 3:49 pm
I may have. My daughter was born Dec 1980. Been hell ever since
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 3:48 pm
There seems to be some missing elements in this dialogue, like a couple of the four Ws. Were you looking at Mt St Helens? From Northern Cal or Nevada perhaps? 1980? Or just a forest fire...
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2013, 1:21 pm
...and did you?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 12:02 pm
I actually took the picture. This was what I saw from my front yard (coming from the east of California) as I was washing my car windows.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 9:18 am
Reminds me of Mt St Helens, back in ’80. Where’d you get the pic, cynic?
maoworks2 - August 21, 2013, 8:31 am
You Got That Right !
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Perfectly Logical - demotivational poster

Logic is that the woman is always right. Just ask her.


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Iconoclast  #168009 Created August 19, 2013

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 6:51 pm
Naw, Ico, I’m goin’ for the bed pan….and a nurse
Iconoclast - August 20, 2013, 3:22 pm
Age solves arguments. Men, remember that as you age you may well find yourselves sitting more than standing.
MissPriss - August 20, 2013, 2:17 pm
Seat up...lid down...bah! When I lived in the country, the boys were such gentlemen. Up or down was never an issue, cuz they would go and pees in the hole in the basement floor that the sump pump rested in! Little bastrads!
CloudchaserS - August 20, 2013, 11:13 am
Guy's rules for women. #1: Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up put it down. You don't see us complaining about you leaving it down.
GaryO - August 20, 2013, 10:00 am
again the lid…….thank gawd sinks and showers do not have lids
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:31 am
I honestly don't get that argument (mostly because my family leaves both the seat and lid down).
steve1961 - August 20, 2013, 12:06 am
Definitely down and welded shut...
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 7:31 pm

Especially when it comes to whether the seat should be left up or left down!~
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"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" - demotivational poster

A dangerous virus known as "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" or WORK is devastating millions... If you are affected by WORK you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" or BAR center to seek the Antidote "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" or WINE


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Ism  #167976 Created August 18, 2013

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm

I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!
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Call Me Weird - demotivational poster


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BobbEdwards  #167957 Created August 17, 2013

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol
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chickenlittle  #167956 Created August 16, 2013

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chickenlittle - August 26, 2013, 1:26 am
Thanks monkeylove! You must be a dog lover too :)
5150monkeylove - August 22, 2013, 3:18 pm
awesome!
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Please post this to digmydog.
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