THE PAPER - Should be like a miniskirt Long enough to cover everything... But short enough to keep it interesting demotivational poster

TAGS: paper miniskirt

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M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 9:20 am, #222609

Thanks, I shall wear them with pride :) rofl

mariand - August 7, 2011, 9:19 am, #222608

cool...5 paper miniskirts for you

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A MAN - Can Not Cook To Save His Life, But He Can Sure As Hell Improvise For The One Who Should demotivational poster

TAGS: man can improvise not cook

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(4.64/5) - 39 votes

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 7:37 pm, #239473

Women are the ones that can't cook. Who buys cook books? Women. Who watches Food Network? Women. Men can read a recipe and then just eyeball it and it comes out perfect.

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:48 am, #222769

"EPIC-Facepalm: thanks for the clarification though

caveman - August 9, 2011, 7:39 am, #222768

ditto means he agrees with what was said

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 2:20 am, #222661

ditto?? please explain (sorry, new to the terminology)

Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 4:02 pm, #222645

ditto

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MORNING - The 'Me' Who Wakes Up In The Morning Has Zero Respect For The 'Me' Who Set The Alarm Last Night demotivational poster

TAGS: morning alarm wakes me

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(4.81/5) - 54 votes

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 7:39 pm, #239475

I am Jack's wasted morning.

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 2:23 am, #222663

That could work as well, but some mornings I feel like doing more to the other 'me' than just looking at him and freaking the hell out of him

Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 3:19 pm, #222641

I would have thought more like green goblin/Norman osbourne in Spiderman. Staring through a mirror with a demented look on his face.

M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:15 pm, #222640

Thanks :) and although the person reading this goes "hell ye5" I had to go "Hell NO" to get it lol, still, thanks :)

Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 3:12 pm, #222639

Awe5ome. this is one of those ones that makes you go "hell ye5"

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- demotivational poster

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Greeny - August 6, 2011, 1:20 pm, #222566

looks flammable

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MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas. demotivational poster

TAGS: funny monkey baby

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(4.74/5) - 35 votes

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5150monkeylove - August 8, 2011, 12:43 pm, #222695

There is nothing wrong with advising him on how to get more ***b for his buck.

gas - August 6, 2011, 2:40 pm, #222568

5 burned houses xD

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#139455 Created August 6, 2011
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