The Pastor's Teeth - demotivational poster
The Pastor went to the dentist to get new false teeth. The 1st Sunday after getting them, he talks for only 8 minutes. The following Sunday he talks for only 10 minutes. The next Sunday he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes! The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and asked him "what happened?" The pastor explained: The 1st Sunday his gums hurt so bad that he couldn't talk more than 8 minutes. The 2nd Sunday, not more than 10 minutes. But the 3rd Sunday he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and couldn't shut up.
Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust - demotivational poster
"You have the right to remain silent - unless the spines from those pods full of cocaine are causing you discomfort, chummy. The golf clubs were a good subterfuge, though!"
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