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The Pastor's Teeth - demotivational poster

The Pastor went to the dentist to get new false teeth. The 1st Sunday after getting them, he talks for only 8 minutes. The following Sunday he talks for only 10 minutes. The next Sunday he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes! The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and asked him "what happened?" The pastor explained: The 1st Sunday his gums hurt so bad that he couldn't talk more than 8 minutes. The 2nd Sunday, not more than 10 minutes. But the 3rd Sunday he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and couldn't shut up.


TAGS: dentures pastor sermons mistakes talking

demotivational poster The Pastor's Teeth
MissPriss  #173403 Created May 13, 2014

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Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust - demotivational poster

"You have the right to remain silent - unless the spines from those pods full of cocaine are causing you discomfort, chummy. The golf clubs were a good subterfuge, though!"


TAGS: 18 milkweed pods during golf

demotivational poster Arizona  Border Patrol Drug Bust
ughomer  #173391 Created May 12, 2014

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turbogt350 - February 2, 2017, 5:50 pm
That is going to Hurt, and will take a long time to get them out. That stuff is nasty.
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remember - demotivational poster


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Sho  #173356 Created May 10, 2014

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:14 am
All, too, often!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:57 pm
Awe, man Sho! Dang, this is classic! 5 angels for you... crap, in this context that didn't sound right. Lol
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Peep Jousting - demotivational poster


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ughomer  #173304 Created May 7, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 1:00 pm
Dang it! I would have to read this 5L AFTER Easter. Now I have to wait an entire year :-(
ughomer - May 8, 2014, 11:04 am
I ruined three (3) microwave ovens showing my friends this stupid trick!
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