demotivational poster "THE TALK" The 'Birds and Bees' talk is never easy... And far less effective when you open with "son, your mom trapped me"

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"THE TALK" - The 'Birds and Bees' talk is never easy... And far less effective when you open with "son, your mom trapped me" demotivational poster

TAGS: she said she was on the pill

(4.49/5) - 37 votes

Cubbybear - May 22, 2010, 11:14 am, #177262

It was the truth...my ex wife and I were married less than 2 years and it was because she trapped me. After my son was born, I raised him as a single dad when she left us. Cubby don't lie son.

TheTrashHeap - May 22, 2010, 7:40 am, #177257

Someman7 perhaps you need a lesson on respecting your betters. Remember what Thumpers mother said... "if you can't say anything nice, Go f*** yourself!".

someman7 - May 22, 2010, 4:54 am, #177248

Cubbybear: "LOL", you're an idiot dad then. But you're probably lying anyway.

MissRed - May 20, 2010, 3:06 pm, #176942

Gosh all I got was "Go look it up on Google"

BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 6:06 pm, #176389

LMAO...5 "What you talkin' bout Dad.." poodles

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#102846 Created May 15, 2010
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BULL WRESTLING - Cause UFC is for pussies. demotivational poster

TAGS: bulls wrestling cowboys

(3.93/5) - 15 votes

srajcic - December 3, 2010, 11:43 am, #205259

Can I use the cowboy image to make one personalized apron for a Christmas gift?

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 8:23 pm, #176117

I heard that about bull wrestlers.

heathentod - May 15, 2010, 8:23 pm, #176116

And if I can get a picture of that cowboy in the bull's guard, it might be the coolest picture ever! :)

heathentod - May 15, 2010, 8:21 pm, #176115

Yeah, but you haven't seen his guard yet; wait until that cowboy tries to mount him! :P

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 4:24 pm, #176106

Pffft... that bull ain't even versed in jiu jitsu... he's being taken down by a seriously loose guillotine... even amateure MMA fighters can escape that... he just needs to posture up.

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#102822 Created May 15, 2010
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