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"THE TALK" - The 'Birds and Bees' talk is never easy... And far less effective when you open with "son, your mom trapped me" demotivational poster


TAGS: she said she was on the pill

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agdaniele  #102846 Created May 16, 2010

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Cubbybear - May 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
It was the truth...my ex wife and I were married less than 2 years and it was because she trapped me. After my son was born, I raised him as a single dad when she left us. Cubby don't lie son.
TheTrashHeap - May 22, 2010, 10:40 am
Someman7 perhaps you need a lesson on respecting your betters. Remember what Thumpers mother said... "if you can't say anything nice, Go f*** yourself!".
someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:54 am
Cubbybear: "LOL", you're an idiot dad then. But you're probably lying anyway.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 6:06 pm
Gosh all I got was "Go look it up on Google"
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
LMAO...5 "What you talkin' bout Dad.." poodles
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
LOL...I actually told my son that
heathentod - May 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
I find pictures of herpes infested genitals from my college microbiology text most effective; I decided I'd wait until she was an adult to let her know about how mom tricked me. :)
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:44 am
Thanks, DSA!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 1:36 am
@#$%& brilliant!!! LOL
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:23 am
Ouch X 5.
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BULL WRESTLING - Cause UFC is for pussies. demotivational poster


TAGS: bulls wrestling cowboys

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heathentod  #102822 Created May 15, 2010

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srajcic - December 3, 2010, 2:43 pm
Can I use the cowboy image to make one personalized apron for a Christmas gift?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
I heard that about bull wrestlers.
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
And if I can get a picture of that cowboy in the bull's guard, it might be the coolest picture ever! :)
heathentod - May 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
Yeah, but you haven't seen his guard yet; wait until that cowboy tries to mount him! :P
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:24 pm
Pffft... that bull ain't even versed in jiu jitsu... he's being taken down by a seriously loose guillotine... even amateure MMA fighters can escape that... he just needs to posture up.
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SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND - becaus some days you need to bring friends to work to make it through the day demotivational poster


TAGS: montana

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markje7  #102792 Created May 15, 2010

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pokemon chose you demotivational poster


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usaf1995  #102781 Created May 15, 2010

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