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THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE - demotivational poster

If a bear finds you camping in the woods and he feasts upon you like a delicious meat-pop, and there's nobody around to hear you . . . . . . do you still scream, “OH, DEAR GOD! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! SOMEBODY HELP ME! DOWN, WINNIE! BEN? ALL YOU BEARS LOOK THE SAME. DOWN! AAAAAUUGH! JESUS! JESUS! J-J-JES-S-SUS! *sniff* It's okay, I know, it's in your nature. I know. It's just this isn't how I imagined my deAAAAAUUGH! AAAAOW! AAOW! AAOW! AAAAUGH! THE ONE TIME I LET CHAMP OFF ON HIS LEASH! F**K YOU CHAMP! LASSIE COULD'VE DONE BETTER! IT'S THE LAST, I CAN ASSURE YOU - LITERALLY THE LAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGH!!!" ?


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony

demotivational poster THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #172255 Created March 31, 2014

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MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.
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how drunk was I - demotivational poster

this should open up an interesting set of remarks


TAGS: over imbibing

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Airman  #172242 Created March 30, 2014

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 6:39 am
"Magic Pizza ask about the 'shroom special."
MagicBob - April 20, 2014, 4:16 pm
Who needs a pillow made of concrete when you have a double cheese pizza?~
spacedog - March 31, 2014, 6:06 pm
I've done lots of stupid things while drunk, but laying down and sleeping wasn't one of them. The easiest way to get me to pass out these days is to ask me to drive long distance. Two hours and I'm done. ZZZZZ.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 10:34 pm
LOL
lgvernon - March 30, 2014, 9:15 pm

It's the mushrooms, Airman.
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cynosure - demotivational poster


TAGS: day hour minute

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Sho  #172238 Created March 30, 2014

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Greybeard - March 31, 2014, 1:23 am
Awe5ome as always
MrStupidGir - March 30, 2014, 11:14 pm
sry, couldn't give it 6L, had to go with 5, awesome poster
Airman - March 30, 2014, 9:11 pm
and 5 more
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:02 pm
A definite 5 from me!
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 5:04 pm
I'm repeating myself when it comes to your posters 5ho. Superb.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 4:56 pm
Wow, and then some. 5&F
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Vacuous - demotivational poster

adjective 1. without contents; empty: the vacuous air. 2.lacking in ideas or intelligence: a vacuous mind. 3.expressing or characterized by a lack of ideas or intelligence; inane; stupid: a vacuous book. 4.purposeless; idle: a vacuous way of life.


TAGS: kardashian vacuous stupid bimbos

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vilnius  #172223 Created March 29, 2014

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Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:34 am
Thank you. HA ! ! !
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:32 am
May I now insert, HA ! ! ! ?
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:31 am
Oh, and *need* to say, not stupid. Tractable is a more politically correct term, I think.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:29 am
120, or less. Sort of like hiring cops. Too smart and danged if they don't start thinking!
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:27 am
Vacuous to clean floors? Ummm... yeah, that is the idea. IQ
MagicBob - April 20, 2014, 4:22 pm
Now imagine FAT and Stupid, that's just down the road men.
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 6:20 pm
...isn't the vacuous what you use to clean the floor?
Bolverk3778 - March 30, 2014, 8:50 am
One can only hope that the two younger Jenner's take notice of the screw up's made by their older sisters!
Sean - March 30, 2014, 1:02 am
*non
Sean - March 30, 2014, 1:01 am
Ah, Le Pistolas L'amour, no?
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